Sarah
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Sarah
@sarahloudandshort.bsky.social
· Oct 15
I think I’m going to start writing again.
Coming soon, Another Dumb Bitch with a Substack.™️
Coming soon, Another Dumb Bitch with a Substack.™️
If you are not in contact with half of your family and then two of those people reach out for the first time in years within a few days of each other… it is weird.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If you are not in contact with half of your family and then two of those people reach out for the first time in years within a few days of each other… it is weird.
We found a vintage boob cake pan so I made a boob cake and rhinestoned some foil circles into pasties 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
We found a vintage boob cake pan so I made a boob cake and rhinestoned some foil circles into pasties 🤣
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Best thing to come out of this Eagles/Cowboys game are these images of Jake Elliott on the sidelines
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Best thing to come out of this Eagles/Cowboys game are these images of Jake Elliott on the sidelines
I just remembered that I am working from home this week, which means I don’t have to see anyone from work until DECEMBER.
It’s a Thanksgiving miracle.
It’s a Thanksgiving miracle.
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I just remembered that I am working from home this week, which means I don’t have to see anyone from work until DECEMBER.
It’s a Thanksgiving miracle.
It’s a Thanksgiving miracle.
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Hop in babe, we're going to some Diners, Drive-ins and Dives
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Hop in babe, we're going to some Diners, Drive-ins and Dives
Zach Edey is too big for earth.
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Zach Edey is too big for earth.
Guys, I hung silver tinsel fringe backdrop stuff along one wall in the living room and it’s really fun. Highly recommend.
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Guys, I hung silver tinsel fringe backdrop stuff along one wall in the living room and it’s really fun. Highly recommend.
I needed a job, they wanted an office manager who could do bookkeeping, so I talked to an accountant friend (Jenny!) who said bookkeeping isn’t hard and I would be fine. Then seven years later my current co offered me a job to be an accountant.
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I needed a job, they wanted an office manager who could do bookkeeping, so I talked to an accountant friend (Jenny!) who said bookkeeping isn’t hard and I would be fine. Then seven years later my current co offered me a job to be an accountant.
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That blows my mind.
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
That blows my mind.
Starting your day realizing your coffee maker needs to be cleaned like ASAP is really not the most fun.
But here we are, descaling and cleaning, and in 45 minutes I’ll finally have coffee. 🤣
But here we are, descaling and cleaning, and in 45 minutes I’ll finally have coffee. 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Starting your day realizing your coffee maker needs to be cleaned like ASAP is really not the most fun.
But here we are, descaling and cleaning, and in 45 minutes I’ll finally have coffee. 🤣
But here we are, descaling and cleaning, and in 45 minutes I’ll finally have coffee. 🤣
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
Three nights in a row I forgot to take my meds, and I’m pretty sure I haven’t had a coherent thought all morning.
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Three nights in a row I forgot to take my meds, and I’m pretty sure I haven’t had a coherent thought all morning.
I walked down to Jimmy John’s to escape the office for an hour and TWO separate people are in here listening to their phones at full volume?! One person is watching Netflix!
I hate it here. People are so rude and they don’t even care!
I hate it here. People are so rude and they don’t even care!
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I walked down to Jimmy John’s to escape the office for an hour and TWO separate people are in here listening to their phones at full volume?! One person is watching Netflix!
I hate it here. People are so rude and they don’t even care!
I hate it here. People are so rude and they don’t even care!
J got me a heated eye massager as an early birthday gift last night and it is INCREDIBLE. Maybe the best part is that I cannot look at anything on my phone?! But just the whole thing is cozy and calming and so nice.
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
J got me a heated eye massager as an early birthday gift last night and it is INCREDIBLE. Maybe the best part is that I cannot look at anything on my phone?! But just the whole thing is cozy and calming and so nice.
Left the airport parking at 10, in the office at 1130.
I have been awake since 215am. This is going to be an interesting afternoon.
I have been awake since 215am. This is going to be an interesting afternoon.
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Left the airport parking at 10, in the office at 1130.
I have been awake since 215am. This is going to be an interesting afternoon.
I have been awake since 215am. This is going to be an interesting afternoon.
I know I will be glad to be home by 10am, but goddamn, boarding a plane at 530am is a rough start to any day.
I did have tiny Tate’s cookies for breakfast, though, so it’s not all bad.
I did have tiny Tate’s cookies for breakfast, though, so it’s not all bad.
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I know I will be glad to be home by 10am, but goddamn, boarding a plane at 530am is a rough start to any day.
I did have tiny Tate’s cookies for breakfast, though, so it’s not all bad.
I did have tiny Tate’s cookies for breakfast, though, so it’s not all bad.
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The war on Christmas is coming from inside the house
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The war on Christmas is coming from inside the house
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If you get to a trillion dollars you should have to start the game over from the beginning at a higher difficulty like your parents not owning a bunch of emerald mines or whatever idk that’s just a random example
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If you get to a trillion dollars you should have to start the game over from the beginning at a higher difficulty like your parents not owning a bunch of emerald mines or whatever idk that’s just a random example
We had one last dinner with Sav.
I miss this kid so much. The one thing about her current job is she’ll likely be moving around a bit for a few years, so maybe the next place will be a little closer. We will see!
I miss this kid so much. The one thing about her current job is she’ll likely be moving around a bit for a few years, so maybe the next place will be a little closer. We will see!
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We had one last dinner with Sav.
I miss this kid so much. The one thing about her current job is she’ll likely be moving around a bit for a few years, so maybe the next place will be a little closer. We will see!
I miss this kid so much. The one thing about her current job is she’ll likely be moving around a bit for a few years, so maybe the next place will be a little closer. We will see!
We had the best day.
Breakfast bagels with S before work, then Jordan and I went thrifting/antiquing, waited for a train for 30 minutes in an interesting area 😅, went to visit S at work (where she hooked us up with swag), had another train adventure, and went to THE COOLEST vintage store ever.
Breakfast bagels with S before work, then Jordan and I went thrifting/antiquing, waited for a train for 30 minutes in an interesting area 😅, went to visit S at work (where she hooked us up with swag), had another train adventure, and went to THE COOLEST vintage store ever.
November 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
We had the best day.
Breakfast bagels with S before work, then Jordan and I went thrifting/antiquing, waited for a train for 30 minutes in an interesting area 😅, went to visit S at work (where she hooked us up with swag), had another train adventure, and went to THE COOLEST vintage store ever.
Breakfast bagels with S before work, then Jordan and I went thrifting/antiquing, waited for a train for 30 minutes in an interesting area 😅, went to visit S at work (where she hooked us up with swag), had another train adventure, and went to THE COOLEST vintage store ever.
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I understand why a lot of white liberals are like, fuck the south, because they think about the people in power who are mostly white conservatives. But that is only because of Jim Crow, voter suppression, a lack of real funding for Dems there
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I understand why a lot of white liberals are like, fuck the south, because they think about the people in power who are mostly white conservatives. But that is only because of Jim Crow, voter suppression, a lack of real funding for Dems there
Visit Your Kid at Work Day!
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Visit Your Kid at Work Day!
We went to Reading Terminal Market and had roast pork sandwiches and pretzels and came back to the Airbnb and watched football the rest of the day 😅
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
We went to Reading Terminal Market and had roast pork sandwiches and pretzels and came back to the Airbnb and watched football the rest of the day 😅
We made it! I hugged my kid! Best day ever!
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We made it! I hugged my kid! Best day ever!