Sarah
@sarahloudandshort.bsky.social
the bane of your existence.
We found a vintage boob cake pan so I made a boob cake and rhinestoned some foil circles into pasties 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
We found a vintage boob cake pan so I made a boob cake and rhinestoned some foil circles into pasties 🤣
Guys, I hung silver tinsel fringe backdrop stuff along one wall in the living room and it’s really fun. Highly recommend.
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Guys, I hung silver tinsel fringe backdrop stuff along one wall in the living room and it’s really fun. Highly recommend.
Visit Your Kid at Work Day!
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Visit Your Kid at Work Day!
We made it! I hugged my kid! Best day ever!
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We made it! I hugged my kid! Best day ever!
The Grizz city edition jerseys are fine I guess, but the merch is BORING.
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The Grizz city edition jerseys are fine I guess, but the merch is BORING.
Alex Caruso wearing a headband looks like Harry post blow torch.
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Alex Caruso wearing a headband looks like Harry post blow torch.
Today: I slept in. Went out to breakfast, my second favorite meal to go out for. Thrifted a Brahmin purse for $6. Styled our living room bookshelves. Found my favorite necklace that I thought I’d lost like a year ago. Found a shrimp ornament, the perfect ornament to commemorate our beach trip.
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Today: I slept in. Went out to breakfast, my second favorite meal to go out for. Thrifted a Brahmin purse for $6. Styled our living room bookshelves. Found my favorite necklace that I thought I’d lost like a year ago. Found a shrimp ornament, the perfect ornament to commemorate our beach trip.
Anyway. Last week I mentioned to J that I was going to just go ahead and get the one I wanted, that nothing else was going to be right.
I got home Thursday and it was on the front porch. 🥰 We finally put it up tonight, and even with ZERO FLUFFING, it is perfect. I am so happy I could cry.
I got home Thursday and it was on the front porch. 🥰 We finally put it up tonight, and even with ZERO FLUFFING, it is perfect. I am so happy I could cry.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Anyway. Last week I mentioned to J that I was going to just go ahead and get the one I wanted, that nothing else was going to be right.
I got home Thursday and it was on the front porch. 🥰 We finally put it up tonight, and even with ZERO FLUFFING, it is perfect. I am so happy I could cry.
I got home Thursday and it was on the front porch. 🥰 We finally put it up tonight, and even with ZERO FLUFFING, it is perfect. I am so happy I could cry.
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. I’m so, so deeply excited for this year.
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. I’m so, so deeply excited for this year.
I’m eating cheese.
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m eating cheese.
There was a cat hanging out on the side of Aldi so I bought it some food and treats.
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
There was a cat hanging out on the side of Aldi so I bought it some food and treats.
Three more days until the Memphis Grizzlies play basketball on my tv.
October 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Three more days until the Memphis Grizzlies play basketball on my tv.
Bought a dozen cupcakes at Costco and froze them in pairs. My best hack for not having a ton of sweets in the house at once. They thaw out in less than an hour, taste just as good as the day I bought em.
September 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Bought a dozen cupcakes at Costco and froze them in pairs. My best hack for not having a ton of sweets in the house at once. They thaw out in less than an hour, taste just as good as the day I bought em.
Welp. The bows are sisters and not twins, but since I rarely look at the front door and they look the same from the street, it’s fine. Behold the front porch. Ordered a few pumpkins for Walmart delivery, so I think a pop of orange in front of the planters will finish things off nicely.
September 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Welp. The bows are sisters and not twins, but since I rarely look at the front door and they look the same from the street, it’s fine. Behold the front porch. Ordered a few pumpkins for Walmart delivery, so I think a pop of orange in front of the planters will finish things off nicely.
if u see this, quote with the energy u bring to blue sky
September 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
if u see this, quote with the energy u bring to blue sky
He used this kind of oatmeal, finely chopped grilled chicken, some seasonings I’d assume, and then topped with chopped cherry tomatoes, green onions, and crumbled feta. It was really good, and I’d definitely eat it again!
September 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
He used this kind of oatmeal, finely chopped grilled chicken, some seasonings I’d assume, and then topped with chopped cherry tomatoes, green onions, and crumbled feta. It was really good, and I’d definitely eat it again!
We bought two of these recliners from the Les Passes consignment sale last weekend, and tonight we finally rearranged the living room so they’re facing the TV.
I have never felt more happy to be slipping into middle age in my life. His and hers recliners?! Fuck yes.
I have never felt more happy to be slipping into middle age in my life. His and hers recliners?! Fuck yes.
September 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
We bought two of these recliners from the Les Passes consignment sale last weekend, and tonight we finally rearranged the living room so they’re facing the TV.
I have never felt more happy to be slipping into middle age in my life. His and hers recliners?! Fuck yes.
I have never felt more happy to be slipping into middle age in my life. His and hers recliners?! Fuck yes.
One of the best parts of living less than a mile from Jordan’s parents is when his mom calls and says “Hey I made curry chicken salad, come get some.”
I can barely stomach chicken these days, but this stuff is DELICIOUS.
I can barely stomach chicken these days, but this stuff is DELICIOUS.
September 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
One of the best parts of living less than a mile from Jordan’s parents is when his mom calls and says “Hey I made curry chicken salad, come get some.”
I can barely stomach chicken these days, but this stuff is DELICIOUS.
I can barely stomach chicken these days, but this stuff is DELICIOUS.
I just posted about the new NYT Pips game and because I am not exactly firing on all cylinders I’d included a screenshot of the completed board. 🙈
Anyways. My bad. I hope I didn’t ruin it for anyone. The game is fun.
Anyways. My bad. I hope I didn’t ruin it for anyone. The game is fun.
September 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I just posted about the new NYT Pips game and because I am not exactly firing on all cylinders I’d included a screenshot of the completed board. 🙈
Anyways. My bad. I hope I didn’t ruin it for anyone. The game is fun.
Anyways. My bad. I hope I didn’t ruin it for anyone. The game is fun.
I also got the crewneck and joggers, and they’re also great. I wasn’t sure of sizing so I got XL in these, and they’re a bit big, but in a cozy way. This top is also a little cropped.
They also have a sandwash tee that feels SO nice.
www.samsclub.com/ip/Member-s-...
They also have a sandwash tee that feels SO nice.
www.samsclub.com/ip/Member-s-...
September 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I also got the crewneck and joggers, and they’re also great. I wasn’t sure of sizing so I got XL in these, and they’re a bit big, but in a cozy way. This top is also a little cropped.
They also have a sandwash tee that feels SO nice.
www.samsclub.com/ip/Member-s-...
They also have a sandwash tee that feels SO nice.
www.samsclub.com/ip/Member-s-...
The athleisure set is this from Sam’s. Spanx Air Essentials dupe. $17 each piece, super cute. The top is slightly cropped, it fits a little generous. I’m a curvy size 14 and the large fits perfectly.
www.samsclub.com/ip/16715065398
www.samsclub.com/ip/16715065398
September 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The athleisure set is this from Sam’s. Spanx Air Essentials dupe. $17 each piece, super cute. The top is slightly cropped, it fits a little generous. I’m a curvy size 14 and the large fits perfectly.
www.samsclub.com/ip/16715065398
www.samsclub.com/ip/16715065398
The eldest daughter is dealing with an extremely mediocre white man, and he is gonna really rue the day he chose to make her an opp.
September 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The eldest daughter is dealing with an extremely mediocre white man, and he is gonna really rue the day he chose to make her an opp.
Glad my four week old manicure still had some life because I almost drilled though my fingernail. Thank god I had dip on them to take the brunt of it! 😅
Now time for the longest shower ever, with a tiny diet soda and a Reese’s pumpkin. ☺️
Now time for the longest shower ever, with a tiny diet soda and a Reese’s pumpkin. ☺️
August 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Glad my four week old manicure still had some life because I almost drilled though my fingernail. Thank god I had dip on them to take the brunt of it! 😅
Now time for the longest shower ever, with a tiny diet soda and a Reese’s pumpkin. ☺️
Now time for the longest shower ever, with a tiny diet soda and a Reese’s pumpkin. ☺️
We mounted a TV on the patio and moved the furniture around. Got a little IKEA lamp hung from the ceiling, and threw up a cute little mirror. It’s nothing fancy, but this patio was a huge selling point on this house. I am SO excited for temps to be cool enough to enjoy being outside again.
August 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We mounted a TV on the patio and moved the furniture around. Got a little IKEA lamp hung from the ceiling, and threw up a cute little mirror. It’s nothing fancy, but this patio was a huge selling point on this house. I am SO excited for temps to be cool enough to enjoy being outside again.