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Sarah Enni
@sarahenni.bsky.social
Podcasts x Books x Sports 💪 Currently following the Mariners and writing about it sarahenni.substack.com 🔱 Talking sports x pop culture on On the Bleachers 📣 sr producer Scamfluencers
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Join me as I shake off the long, dark winter by following my beloved @mariners.com all over the country as they strive for their first-ever World Series (or even just winning the AL West). 



First: why? Why this summer, why this team, why anything?

open.substack.com/pub/sarahenn...
Going (Strategically) Insane About Baseball
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open.substack.com
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In 217 days people from all over the globe are going to congregate in LA to watch extremely intense sporting matches in public. What's the strategy to welcome these fans if we're tear-gassing anyone who dares to drink a Modelo on the sidewalk?
Winning streak
It's past time to expand LA's celebratory capacity to match the records of our world-champion teams
www.torched.la
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Picked the right night to make movie plans
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Danny Dimes looking like a vampire, mid-gulp
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
THANK YOU KRAKEN
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Flipped from the Sounders to the Huskies and now I'm on the Kraken WHAT COULD GO WRONG
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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time to sit back, relax and watch my alma mater play football
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Send blood pressure meds, he's barely holding it together
Gus Johnson is gonna pop a blood vessel calling this game
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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PSA
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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🫡
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
DIY podcast file naming convention

2025_OTB_S3E15_Sarah
2025_OTB_S3E15_Sarah_01
2025_OTB_S315_Sarah_USE
2025_OTB_S3E15_Sarah_Fuck it use this one
2025_OTB_S3E15_STFU Sarah
2025_OTB_S3E15_GOD HELP ME USE THIS ONE
WHO EVEN CARES.wav
WHO EVEN CARES (1).wav
JFC.mp3
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
that was the Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark of Thursday Night Football games
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
OK wait who were those extremely dapper Broncos fans, most interesting thing I've seen all night
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
@jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social Another TNF, another long conversation about the moon...
November 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Sure, a duck

Millennials know
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
SELAH in LA has been flooded with people in need of food now that SNAP has lapsed. They're currently doing a fundraiser if any Angelenos want to help them do their amazing work: givebutter.com/support-selah
Help Our Unhoused Neighbors
Neighbors helping neighbors!
givebutter.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
New On the Bleachers: @zanopticon.bsky.social & I on the most-watched World Series in nearly a decade; the Skaggs trial & what it would take to oust an MLB owner; & are shirtless men at college football games curing the male loneliness epidemic?

🔶 Apple: bit.ly/4hP1868
🔶 Spotify: bit.ly/47sRumi
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Idea: An advent calendar for the offseason, a new card each day. 76 days til pitchers and catchers and here's a rookie Rich Amaral
Here is your mega Mariners off-season calendar for important dates, from now all the way until Opening Day. Bookmark it, and cross off each one as we bide time waiting for baseball season to return:

www.lookoutlanding.com/events/13665...
Mariners 2025-26 off-season dates to know
An off-season calendar for Mariners fans for 2025-26 to help you count down the days to spring training
www.lookoutlanding.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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what about bringing it around town
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Andrew Cuomo has been named the next general manager of the Colorado Rockies
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM