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Sarah Enni
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Podcasts x Books x Sports 💪 Currently following the Mariners and writing about it sarahenni.substack.com 🔱 Talking sports x pop culture on On the Bleachers 📣 sr producer Scamfluencers
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Sarah Enni @sarahenni.bsky.social · Jun 21
Join me as I shake off the long, dark winter by following my beloved @mariners.com all over the country as they strive for their first-ever World Series (or even just winning the AL West). 



First: why? Why this summer, why this team, why anything?

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Going (Strategically) Insane About Baseball
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Audio dropped out of the UW v Purdue game and finally I know Football Zen
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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If anyone in Los Angeles tells you they went outside of their home today, they're lying
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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You guys might wanna categorize this story under a different category, or at least hide your related news sec-tion. Pretty funny that this article is all about athletes being anti-gambling, harassment they receive from gamblers and saying they're seeing too much gambling content, and then immediately once the story ends, you see this: Top Sports Betting Stories College football picks against the spread: SEC old guard take on newcomers NFL Week 11 staff picks: Seahawks-Rams headlines slate of Super Bowl contender matchups NFL Week 11 confidence picks: Why the Broncos will upset the Chiefs
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Brandy Melville-ass unis tbh
nbcboston.com NBC10 Boston @nbcboston.com · 2d
LIVE UPDATES: The Patriots are taking the field in Foxborough in their new "Nor'easter" uniforms, looking to keep their hot streak going against the struggling Jets. Get live analysis here. on.nbcboston.com/hU5VOd9
Live updates: Patriots host Jets in primetime eyeing eighth straight win
The New England Patriots host the New York Jets in a Week 11 matchup at Gillette Stadium on Thursday night.
on.nbcboston.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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New On the Bleachers! @zanopticon.bsky.social & I on LAPD vs sports joy; pitcher indictments; Cooper Flagg: new loser; Ovechkin's stolen puck; and Baseball Bar-B-Cast's @jordanshusterman.bsky.social on covering
the Mariners this postseason!

🔶Apple: bit.ly/47FBBJb
🔶Spotify: bit.ly/4nSVMYY
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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@jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social never hold back from the LOTR refs. Always on point!
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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@foxworthshow.bsky.social @minakimes.bsky.social joining the campaign
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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In 217 days people from all over the globe are going to congregate in LA to watch extremely intense sporting matches in public. What's the strategy to welcome these fans if we're tear-gassing anyone who dares to drink a Modelo on the sidewalk?
Winning streak
It's past time to expand LA's celebratory capacity to match the records of our world-champion teams
www.torched.la
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Picked the right night to make movie plans
The timeline reacts with confusion to whatever the hell was happening during Monday Night Football
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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The stump from Shel Silverstein's The Giving Tree
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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The mamdani sign meme that reads OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE because i’m pissed as hell with the fucking spineless democrats that just caved to the fucking nazis and got absolutely nothing in return
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Lando Calrissian tells Han, Leia and Chewie, "I've just made a deal that'll keep the Empire out of here forever."
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Danny Dimes looking like a vampire, mid-gulp
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Life is soup but i am fork caption over a picture of a cat in front of a backdrop
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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THANK YOU KRAKEN
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Flipped from the Sounders to the Huskies and now I'm on the Kraken WHAT COULD GO WRONG
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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time to sit back, relax and watch my alma mater play football
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Send blood pressure meds, he's barely holding it together
acosta32jp.bsky.social JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 7d
Gus Johnson is gonna pop a blood vessel calling this game
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Not now, carnivorous death ball
Screenshot reads, "A Carnivorous ‘Death Ball’ Has Emerged from the Deep This newly-discovered species is being called the “death-ball sponge” for its appendages, which end in orbs and are covered in micro-hooks meant to capture prey."
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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PSA
old TV screencap: DON'T Drive Leave Home Leave Pets Outside Panic
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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photo of vince gilligan with a quote from variety: "AI is the world's most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit." - Vince Gilligan on why he hates AI
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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DIY podcast file naming convention

2025_OTB_S3E15_Sarah
2025_OTB_S3E15_Sarah_01
2025_OTB_S315_Sarah_USE
2025_OTB_S3E15_Sarah_Fuck it use this one
2025_OTB_S3E15_STFU Sarah
2025_OTB_S3E15_GOD HELP ME USE THIS ONE
WHO EVEN CARES.wav
WHO EVEN CARES (1).wav
JFC.mp3
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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that was the Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark of Thursday Night Football games
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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OK wait who were those extremely dapper Broncos fans, most interesting thing I've seen all night
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM