bloodthirsty magic
@sanguinarysorcery.bsky.social
former bloodmage; former bloodmonger/librarian. pretty good with a needle in more than one way. animated meat puppet that likes bones, murder, all that edgy shit, etc. you get the idea.
oh, and cats. i like cats.
NB/demiace - they/he, would you kindly
oh, and cats. i like cats.
NB/demiace - they/he, would you kindly
Pinned
the new CSR has been trying to Pavlov Train me into answering the phone with "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?"
he has failed to take into account that he is within prime paperclip-throwing range and that i have a weird knack for hitting people in the eye
he has failed to take into account that he is within prime paperclip-throwing range and that i have a weird knack for hitting people in the eye
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Ever seen a badger get the zoomies?
Now you have!
(Little timeline-cleansing cuteness I found elsewhere for y'all <3)
Now you have!
(Little timeline-cleansing cuteness I found elsewhere for y'all <3)
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ever seen a badger get the zoomies?
Now you have!
(Little timeline-cleansing cuteness I found elsewhere for y'all <3)
Now you have!
(Little timeline-cleansing cuteness I found elsewhere for y'all <3)
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as a welcome back present, crow got me my favorite thing (severed mouse head)
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
as a welcome back present, crow got me my favorite thing (severed mouse head)
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Not to get all Sun Tzu on it, but when the enemy is weak and divided amongst itself, you do not relieve the enemy by allowing their partisans into your camp. You drive them closer together, force them into tighter company, and intensify their conflict.
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Not to get all Sun Tzu on it, but when the enemy is weak and divided amongst itself, you do not relieve the enemy by allowing their partisans into your camp. You drive them closer together, force them into tighter company, and intensify their conflict.
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HOLY SHIT. They found the genes for fibromyalgia - and it's *not* autoimmune, it's the central nervous system. It's very cool to see some progress made on the thing that's ruined my life since late teenage years!
Medical Republic: 'Fibromyalgia finally gets a genetic fingerprint'
'Additionally, certain risk loci overlapped with long covid (BPTF) and ME/CFS (OLFM4, RABGAP1L/GPR52), two poorly characterised disorders, albeit with different lead variants.'
www.medicalrepublic.com.au/fibromyalgia...
'Additionally, certain risk loci overlapped with long covid (BPTF) and ME/CFS (OLFM4, RABGAP1L/GPR52), two poorly characterised disorders, albeit with different lead variants.'
www.medicalrepublic.com.au/fibromyalgia...
Fibromyalgia finally gets a genetic fingerprint - Medical Republic
A massive global study links the chronic pain condition to 26 genes associated with brain signalling, marking a turning point in understanding its biological roots.
www.medicalrepublic.com.au
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
HOLY SHIT. They found the genes for fibromyalgia - and it's *not* autoimmune, it's the central nervous system. It's very cool to see some progress made on the thing that's ruined my life since late teenage years!
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This is also my reaction when I learn I'm going to have lunch with 4 trans women
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is also my reaction when I learn I'm going to have lunch with 4 trans women
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I don't believe it, but I hope they make him deny it
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I don't believe it, but I hope they make him deny it
the new CSR has been trying to Pavlov Train me into answering the phone with "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?"
he has failed to take into account that he is within prime paperclip-throwing range and that i have a weird knack for hitting people in the eye
he has failed to take into account that he is within prime paperclip-throwing range and that i have a weird knack for hitting people in the eye
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
the new CSR has been trying to Pavlov Train me into answering the phone with "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?"
he has failed to take into account that he is within prime paperclip-throwing range and that i have a weird knack for hitting people in the eye
he has failed to take into account that he is within prime paperclip-throwing range and that i have a weird knack for hitting people in the eye
dude, you have no idea how accurate this is lmao
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
dude, you have no idea how accurate this is lmao
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European green crab
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
European green crab
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
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F*ck My Stupid F*cking F*ckass HP Printer, a zine I am posting digitally for perhaps obvious reasons (1/5)
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
F*ck My Stupid F*cking F*ckass HP Printer, a zine I am posting digitally for perhaps obvious reasons (1/5)
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today is Europe's 9/11
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
today is Europe's 9/11
when i was younger, i user to strongly relate to Georgia Lass
the older I get, the more i relate to Rube tbh
the older I get, the more i relate to Rube tbh
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
when i was younger, i user to strongly relate to Georgia Lass
the older I get, the more i relate to Rube tbh
the older I get, the more i relate to Rube tbh
stepped out of my comfort zone in pretty significant way today (not only messaged some on a dating app...but actually met up for a drink)
was...kind of a bust (maybe?), but the important thing here was the Stepping Out of Comfort Zone, so this counts as A Victory
was...kind of a bust (maybe?), but the important thing here was the Stepping Out of Comfort Zone, so this counts as A Victory
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 AM
stepped out of my comfort zone in pretty significant way today (not only messaged some on a dating app...but actually met up for a drink)
was...kind of a bust (maybe?), but the important thing here was the Stepping Out of Comfort Zone, so this counts as A Victory
was...kind of a bust (maybe?), but the important thing here was the Stepping Out of Comfort Zone, so this counts as A Victory
tbh the only disappointment i have with this experience is that i could not find New Mexico Hatch Green Chiles at the closest grocery store
the one close to my previous rental unit had canned green chiles
*cries in 1st world problems*
the one close to my previous rental unit had canned green chiles
*cries in 1st world problems*
subjecting my pets to the glory of Invader Zim while i make dinner for myself
'tis the journey of the modern day Millennial
'tis the journey of the modern day Millennial
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
tbh the only disappointment i have with this experience is that i could not find New Mexico Hatch Green Chiles at the closest grocery store
the one close to my previous rental unit had canned green chiles
*cries in 1st world problems*
the one close to my previous rental unit had canned green chiles
*cries in 1st world problems*
subjecting my pets to the glory of Invader Zim while i make dinner for myself
'tis the journey of the modern day Millennial
'tis the journey of the modern day Millennial
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
subjecting my pets to the glory of Invader Zim while i make dinner for myself
'tis the journey of the modern day Millennial
'tis the journey of the modern day Millennial
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November 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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cis ppl: pls stop using "he or she" in sentences when talking about a person of indeterminate gender. just say "they." that's literally what singular they is MOST used for. and that way you're not categorizing literally every possible human in that instance into being man/woman. it's so easy.
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
cis ppl: pls stop using "he or she" in sentences when talking about a person of indeterminate gender. just say "they." that's literally what singular they is MOST used for. and that way you're not categorizing literally every possible human in that instance into being man/woman. it's so easy.
a field tech left this in the case when dropping off some equipment
so one of the In House techs "calibrated" it
so one of the In House techs "calibrated" it
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
a field tech left this in the case when dropping off some equipment
so one of the In House techs "calibrated" it
so one of the In House techs "calibrated" it
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Hey. Fat people also deserve food. Fat people using snap benefits deserve to eat guiltfree. Going without will not make them instantly skinny, and in some cases, like those with diabetes, not eating on a set schedule can exacerbate health problems. Being fat does not equal laziness or weak morality.
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hey. Fat people also deserve food. Fat people using snap benefits deserve to eat guiltfree. Going without will not make them instantly skinny, and in some cases, like those with diabetes, not eating on a set schedule can exacerbate health problems. Being fat does not equal laziness or weak morality.
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It seems you've Dicked your last Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It seems you've Dicked your last Cheney
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whalefall / life seeks to perpetuate 2
November 3, 2025 at 8:06 AM
whalefall / life seeks to perpetuate 2
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It's only a torment nexus if it's from the torment nexus of France, otherwise it's just sparkling anguish core
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It's only a torment nexus if it's from the torment nexus of France, otherwise it's just sparkling anguish core