Eric Trueheart
@erictrueheart.bsky.social
TV Writer / Comedy Writer / Invader ZIM / Yin Yang Yo / One Man Murder Maze / I Sell Drugs to Orphans to Buy Guns that Shoot Puppies as Bullets
Look, it's not Pam Bondi's fault the Epstein files were written in black ink on black paper.
December 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Look, it's not Pam Bondi's fault the Epstein files were written in black ink on black paper.
Check it out. It's quick read.
December 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Check it out. It's quick read.
Business idea: An AI server farm in Alaska so instead of needing hundreds of gallons of water to cool the machines you can just open the window. I'm taking investors.
December 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Business idea: An AI server farm in Alaska so instead of needing hundreds of gallons of water to cool the machines you can just open the window. I'm taking investors.
I'm not buying a new iPhone until Tim Cook steps down.
"But," I hear you protest, "Sure he's shamefully kissed Trump's ass, but at least he hasn't come up with a single innovation since he took over Apple and their entire product line has languished in a swamp of mediocrity."
"But," I hear you protest, "Sure he's shamefully kissed Trump's ass, but at least he hasn't come up with a single innovation since he took over Apple and their entire product line has languished in a swamp of mediocrity."
December 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm not buying a new iPhone until Tim Cook steps down.
"But," I hear you protest, "Sure he's shamefully kissed Trump's ass, but at least he hasn't come up with a single innovation since he took over Apple and their entire product line has languished in a swamp of mediocrity."
"But," I hear you protest, "Sure he's shamefully kissed Trump's ass, but at least he hasn't come up with a single innovation since he took over Apple and their entire product line has languished in a swamp of mediocrity."
Damn it, Framed! I was SO CLOSE! #framedwtf
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Damn it, Framed! I was SO CLOSE! #framedwtf
Jingle Bell Rock is neither. Debate me.
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Jingle Bell Rock is neither. Debate me.
In the Star Wars universe are there *actual* falcons? We've never seen one. I mean, for all we know that word means something completely different, and that ship is really called "The Millennium Scrotum."
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
In the Star Wars universe are there *actual* falcons? We've never seen one. I mean, for all we know that word means something completely different, and that ship is really called "The Millennium Scrotum."
I'm doing my part to get this corollary into common usage.
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm doing my part to get this corollary into common usage.
I saw an exec say they'll use AI to make a movie in two hours, not getting that no one will go to see it.
Right now all of us can use AI to generate a painting just like Picasso. If we put these in a museum do you think anyone would go see them?
No.
Because AT ITS HEART, AI ART IS DISPOSABLE.
Right now all of us can use AI to generate a painting just like Picasso. If we put these in a museum do you think anyone would go see them?
No.
Because AT ITS HEART, AI ART IS DISPOSABLE.
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I saw an exec say they'll use AI to make a movie in two hours, not getting that no one will go to see it.
Right now all of us can use AI to generate a painting just like Picasso. If we put these in a museum do you think anyone would go see them?
No.
Because AT ITS HEART, AI ART IS DISPOSABLE.
Right now all of us can use AI to generate a painting just like Picasso. If we put these in a museum do you think anyone would go see them?
No.
Because AT ITS HEART, AI ART IS DISPOSABLE.
On Mondays, it's not what fresh hell is this, it's what hell went sour over the weekend that's now stinking up the whole country?
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
On Mondays, it's not what fresh hell is this, it's what hell went sour over the weekend that's now stinking up the whole country?
Winning a peace prize from a soccer league is as stupid and meaningless as winning a peace prize from a soccer league.
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Winning a peace prize from a soccer league is as stupid and meaningless as winning a peace prize from a soccer league.
Self-promotion! One of the things I do is co-run a small beverage company, and we're in the actual goddamn cooler at our Total Wine store. It's rare for a big chain to give up their cooler space for a small brand. It might be because the robot mothman threatened them. I'm not sure.
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Self-promotion! One of the things I do is co-run a small beverage company, and we're in the actual goddamn cooler at our Total Wine store. It's rare for a big chain to give up their cooler space for a small brand. It might be because the robot mothman threatened them. I'm not sure.
Let this be a lesson to all Virginia raccoons out there.
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
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December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Let this be a lesson to all Virginia raccoons out there.
From the WaPo's new series: "Everything Is Fucking Fine So STFU." Next: "You Don't Fucking Need Health Insurance, OK?"
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Why you may not want lower prices as much as you think you do — The Washington Post
Though Americans might be clamoring for relief on groceries, housing and energy costs, economists say there’s a bigger downside to falling prices.
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November 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
From the WaPo's new series: "Everything Is Fucking Fine So STFU." Next: "You Don't Fucking Need Health Insurance, OK?"
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Is this the one where Garfield murders that Turkey with his teeth and eats the carcass raw?
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Is this the one where Garfield murders that Turkey with his teeth and eats the carcass raw?
My favorite Portland blues singer
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My favorite Portland blues singer
Well, this is going to make my football dip shopping list way more difficult.
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Well, this is going to make my football dip shopping list way more difficult.
Take my online seminar to learn how to monetize the awkward facade you're forced to show the public-- sorry, I mean "Leverage your personal brand!"
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Take my online seminar to learn how to monetize the awkward facade you're forced to show the public-- sorry, I mean "Leverage your personal brand!"
I'm with all the people who think the 100% GOP turnaround on releasing the Epstein files smells like bad fish and bullshit. Those files are going to be scrubbed of Trump and all GOP involvement. I'd put money on it. Money I'd be happy to lose if I'm wrong.
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I'm with all the people who think the 100% GOP turnaround on releasing the Epstein files smells like bad fish and bullshit. Those files are going to be scrubbed of Trump and all GOP involvement. I'd put money on it. Money I'd be happy to lose if I'm wrong.
Recommend a science fiction novel to me. I need a new one.
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Recommend a science fiction novel to me. I need a new one.
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Wow. When Epstein calls you a bad person, that's like Josef Mengele saying you need to dial it back a little.
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Wow. When Epstein calls you a bad person, that's like Josef Mengele saying you need to dial it back a little.
God damn it! Why so I never get it right? #framedwtf
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
God damn it! Why so I never get it right? #framedwtf
Everyone, calm down! The problem is not Chuck Schumer.
The problem is all the cowardly shit Chuck Schumer does.
The problem is all the cowardly shit Chuck Schumer does.
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Everyone, calm down! The problem is not Chuck Schumer.
The problem is all the cowardly shit Chuck Schumer does.
The problem is all the cowardly shit Chuck Schumer does.
