Eric Trueheart
@erictrueheart.bsky.social
TV Writer / Comedy Writer / Invader ZIM / Yin Yang Yo / One Man Murder Maze / I Sell Drugs to Orphans to Buy Guns that Shoot Puppies as Bullets
Damn it, Framed! I was SO CLOSE! #framedwtf
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Damn it, Framed! I was SO CLOSE! #framedwtf
Self-promotion! One of the things I do is co-run a small beverage company, and we're in the actual goddamn cooler at our Total Wine store. It's rare for a big chain to give up their cooler space for a small brand. It might be because the robot mothman threatened them. I'm not sure.
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Self-promotion! One of the things I do is co-run a small beverage company, and we're in the actual goddamn cooler at our Total Wine store. It's rare for a big chain to give up their cooler space for a small brand. It might be because the robot mothman threatened them. I'm not sure.
Is this the one where Garfield murders that Turkey with his teeth and eats the carcass raw?
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Is this the one where Garfield murders that Turkey with his teeth and eats the carcass raw?
My favorite Portland blues singer
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My favorite Portland blues singer
Well, this is going to make my football dip shopping list way more difficult.
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Well, this is going to make my football dip shopping list way more difficult.
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
God damn it! Why so I never get it right? #framedwtf
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
God damn it! Why so I never get it right? #framedwtf
The Trekkers will get it #fourlights
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The Trekkers will get it #fourlights
So do you think JD asks Erika to wear the leather pants because it makes her ass look more like a couch?
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
So do you think JD asks Erika to wear the leather pants because it makes her ass look more like a couch?
damn it i was this close!!! #framedwtf
June 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
damn it i was this close!!! #framedwtf
I realized I'm older than both of these men are in this picture, and not *once* have I human trafficked.
June 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I realized I'm older than both of these men are in this picture, and not *once* have I human trafficked.
WELL THANK FUCKING CHRIST I CAN FINALLY SLEEP LIKE A GODDAMN BABY ON A FISTFUL OF VALIUM!! #journalismisdead #bradleycooperscheesesteaksucksactually
May 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
WELL THANK FUCKING CHRIST I CAN FINALLY SLEEP LIKE A GODDAMN BABY ON A FISTFUL OF VALIUM!! #journalismisdead #bradleycooperscheesesteaksucksactually
I kind of hope the answer is "I realized my life was a continuing spiral of emptiness from which I had no meaningful escape."
April 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I kind of hope the answer is "I realized my life was a continuing spiral of emptiness from which I had no meaningful escape."
Damn it, Framed! I almost had it! #framedwtf
April 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Damn it, Framed! I almost had it! #framedwtf
I WAS SO CLOSE THIS TIME!! #framedwtf
February 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I WAS SO CLOSE THIS TIME!! #framedwtf
I accidentally read this as "Dad Ruins," and thought it would consist of empty beer bottles and a half-built deck.
February 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I accidentally read this as "Dad Ruins," and thought it would consist of empty beer bottles and a half-built deck.
Aw, I thought I had it this time! #framedwtf
February 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Aw, I thought I had it this time! #framedwtf