samwij
@samwij.bsky.social
professional website user. Regular contributor to Ham-Fisted Magazine. Two-time recipient of violent trauma at the hands of others. Genderless.
Are there any reliable Bluesky video downloaders for iOS yet?
December 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Are there any reliable Bluesky video downloaders for iOS yet?
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here are a few 2026 predictions
December 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
here are a few 2026 predictions
BREAKING: ICE has gained control of Dr. Evil’s lair, say immigration will be legal again for lofty price of one million dollars.
December 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
BREAKING: ICE has gained control of Dr. Evil’s lair, say immigration will be legal again for lofty price of one million dollars.
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December 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Good to see ya, thanks for the invite. This is my partner, Greg Oose. No, he doesn’t drink.
December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Good to see ya, thanks for the invite. This is my partner, Greg Oose. No, he doesn’t drink.
Nice to meet you, I’m Jon Binary
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Nice to meet you, I’m Jon Binary
The name’s Ben Ranthrou. A pleasure
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The name’s Ben Ranthrou. A pleasure
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If there's one thing I hate to taste, it's my own medicine. Of all the things I want taste, my own medicine ranks dead last. I'd taste any medicine you threw at me unless it's my own. I hate it when my friends are tasting my medicine and they're like "oh this is so good you should try some"—fuck off
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If there's one thing I hate to taste, it's my own medicine. Of all the things I want taste, my own medicine ranks dead last. I'd taste any medicine you threw at me unless it's my own. I hate it when my friends are tasting my medicine and they're like "oh this is so good you should try some"—fuck off
Are Brennan Lee Mulligan and Hank Green fucking? I think they’re probably fucking and moaning science facts in each others’ ears.
December 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Are Brennan Lee Mulligan and Hank Green fucking? I think they’re probably fucking and moaning science facts in each others’ ears.
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
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no no i've decided i'm hot actually
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
no no i've decided i'm hot actually
Just got word from King Kai. Diane Keaton has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.
October 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Just got word from King Kai. Diane Keaton has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.
Just got word from King Kai. Jane Goodall has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.
October 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Just got word from King Kai. Jane Goodall has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.
Can someone explain why beebee880 and beebee890 seem to be both the same guy and completely not associated with each other? There seems to be nothing linking the two accounts together and some folks only seem to know about one alias and not the other. I can find no data online
September 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Can someone explain why beebee880 and beebee890 seem to be both the same guy and completely not associated with each other? There seems to be nothing linking the two accounts together and some folks only seem to know about one alias and not the other. I can find no data online
Jackass 3D was famously the first movie to have been filmed within a 3-dimensional environment.
August 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Jackass 3D was famously the first movie to have been filmed within a 3-dimensional environment.
Erik Helwig and Erik Hoffstad should collab sometime
August 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Erik Helwig and Erik Hoffstad should collab sometime
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DC is FORTY-ONE PERCENT Black.
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
August 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
DC is FORTY-ONE PERCENT Black.
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
UK Labour ran on a progressive reputation and won thanks to resentment against the conservatives. Now they’re in power they’re even more conservative than the conservatives. A parallel to Canadian politics.
Someone upstairs pushed the “oops! All fascism!” button a few too many times it seems.
Someone upstairs pushed the “oops! All fascism!” button a few too many times it seems.
August 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
UK Labour ran on a progressive reputation and won thanks to resentment against the conservatives. Now they’re in power they’re even more conservative than the conservatives. A parallel to Canadian politics.
Someone upstairs pushed the “oops! All fascism!” button a few too many times it seems.
Someone upstairs pushed the “oops! All fascism!” button a few too many times it seems.
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My new drag name is L. D. Ablo
August 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My new drag name is L. D. Ablo
I baptize thee in the name of the Dre, the Shady, and the Obie Trice
August 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I baptize thee in the name of the Dre, the Shady, and the Obie Trice
Blasting the DJ Douggpound back catalog at full volume in my apartment
August 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Blasting the DJ Douggpound back catalog at full volume in my apartment
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[first day as royal jester]
if there was a second royal chair it would be the thrtwo
[immediately thrown in the dungeon]
if there was a second royal chair it would be the thrtwo
[immediately thrown in the dungeon]
July 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
[first day as royal jester]
if there was a second royal chair it would be the thrtwo
[immediately thrown in the dungeon]
if there was a second royal chair it would be the thrtwo
[immediately thrown in the dungeon]