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samwij
@samwij.bsky.social
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professional website user. Regular contributor to Ham-Fisted Magazine. Two-time recipient of violent trauma at the hands of others. Genderless.
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With #xmas around the #corner, it’s only right that I get my #nativity set up to worship the idols of Manger and Frankincense and Etcetera. And As It Is Such, So Also As Such Is It Unto You.
A photograph of my annual nativity display. There are four baby Jesuses, six mangers, two spongebobs, two Finn the Humans, four olive wood crosses from Palestine, and many many Josephs
October 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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It’s a gif of the “just kidding I live in the old city of Chicago” kid but the caption says “was da paupe from chigaugo !”
May 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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WOW NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING (just kidding everyone could have seen this coming)
This is a screenshot of a cbc news article that says the following: Actor-comedian Russell Brand charged with rape in the U.K. Brand facing multiple charges relating to four separate women, police say. Posted: April 04, 2025 06:42 PDT
April 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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This is why we pay $30,000 a year to go to university. So we can have our textbooks show us a fifth-grade understanding of the subject along with a fucking hashtag
This is a photograph of my laptop screen because I’m too lazy to take a proper screenshot. The photo shows a DRM-free pdf document of my anthropology textbook open to the introductory page of chapter 5, and half the page is taken up by a stupid ugly graphic that says “culture is important for humans and has been for millions of years. #HumanCulture” which to me is fucking stupid to waste the entire page to say.
February 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Tonight’s beverage of choice: The Jonkler.
This is a photo of a wittbier called “jongleur” which is the French word for “I’m the joker, baby!”
February 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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If I had to be one cartoon character for the rest of my life, it would be Oooey Gablooey from Doc McStuffins. The most unhinged creature to ever exist
This is a picture of Oooey Gablooey, which is an anthropomorphized glass jar in the shape of a starfish. They have goggles strapped to their top point and they have star tattoos on all of their other points. They are apparently filled with a blue-tinted goo that sloshes inside their body, and at the very top of the jar is a cork stopper which is also a top hat. Their goo’s translucency varies with their mood, and also allows them to stick to anything at will. Oooey Gablooey’s catchphrase is “more goo?”
January 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Rempst in poeice, dave of lich
January 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Leaked photo of Heaven is going viral on social media. No wonder Christians are so determined to get there!
It’s a picture of Pacific Ocean waves smashing into rock and giving off a lot of spray and foam
January 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Artist Gherkin (coated)
A photo of a packet of cucumber seeds, with the variety Artist Gherkin (coated) written in white text on green background. There is a picture of a pile of cucumbers underneath the name.
January 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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This
December 27, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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GOOSE 14
Goose goose ga ga
December 11, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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GOOSE 13
December 9, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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GOOSE 12
The twelfth goose
December 7, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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It’s hamur time
December 6, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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GOOSE #11
Two gooses and they lookin at you
December 5, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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GOOSE #10
No goose formed against me shall prosper
December 1, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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Hot new Black Friday deal: GOOSE #9
November 29, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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#8
Goose
November 28, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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#7
Hoosey goosey
November 27, 2024 at 7:54 AM
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#6
Gneusse
November 25, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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#5
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose 🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿 Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose 🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿 Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose 🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿 Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose 🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿
November 24, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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#4
Goose goose eeeeee
November 23, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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#3
Goose
November 22, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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#2
Picture of a goose
November 22, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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GOOSE SEARCH RETURNED THESE RESULTS:

#1
November 21, 2024 at 4:48 PM