samwij
@samwij.bsky.social
professional website user. Regular contributor to Ham-Fisted Magazine. Two-time recipient of violent trauma at the hands of others. Genderless.
Just got word from King Kai. Diane Keaton has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.
October 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Just got word from King Kai. Diane Keaton has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.
Just got word from King Kai. Jane Goodall has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.
October 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Just got word from King Kai. Jane Goodall has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.
Can someone explain why beebee880 and beebee890 seem to be both the same guy and completely not associated with each other? There seems to be nothing linking the two accounts together and some folks only seem to know about one alias and not the other. I can find no data online
September 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Can someone explain why beebee880 and beebee890 seem to be both the same guy and completely not associated with each other? There seems to be nothing linking the two accounts together and some folks only seem to know about one alias and not the other. I can find no data online
Jackass 3D was famously the first movie to have been filmed within a 3-dimensional environment.
August 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Jackass 3D was famously the first movie to have been filmed within a 3-dimensional environment.
Erik Helwig and Erik Hoffstad should collab sometime
August 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Erik Helwig and Erik Hoffstad should collab sometime
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DC is FORTY-ONE PERCENT Black.
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
August 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
DC is FORTY-ONE PERCENT Black.
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
UK Labour ran on a progressive reputation and won thanks to resentment against the conservatives. Now they’re in power they’re even more conservative than the conservatives. A parallel to Canadian politics.
Someone upstairs pushed the “oops! All fascism!” button a few too many times it seems.
Someone upstairs pushed the “oops! All fascism!” button a few too many times it seems.
August 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
UK Labour ran on a progressive reputation and won thanks to resentment against the conservatives. Now they’re in power they’re even more conservative than the conservatives. A parallel to Canadian politics.
Someone upstairs pushed the “oops! All fascism!” button a few too many times it seems.
Someone upstairs pushed the “oops! All fascism!” button a few too many times it seems.
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Oh my days
August 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Oh my days
My new drag name is L. D. Ablo
August 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My new drag name is L. D. Ablo
I baptize thee in the name of the Dre, the Shady, and the Obie Trice
August 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I baptize thee in the name of the Dre, the Shady, and the Obie Trice
Blasting the DJ Douggpound back catalog at full volume in my apartment
August 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Blasting the DJ Douggpound back catalog at full volume in my apartment
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[first day as royal jester]
if there was a second royal chair it would be the thrtwo
[immediately thrown in the dungeon]
if there was a second royal chair it would be the thrtwo
[immediately thrown in the dungeon]
July 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
[first day as royal jester]
if there was a second royal chair it would be the thrtwo
[immediately thrown in the dungeon]
if there was a second royal chair it would be the thrtwo
[immediately thrown in the dungeon]
You never know when Minecraft will strike
July 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You never know when Minecraft will strike
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ROOMMATE: Have you seen my sock puppets?
ME: *muffled screams from my shoes* why
ME: *muffled screams from my shoes* why
May 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
ROOMMATE: Have you seen my sock puppets?
ME: *muffled screams from my shoes* why
ME: *muffled screams from my shoes* why
My repugnant fiancée, Garbon Zobeen, has finally cleared his name with the Romanian Ministry of Leather Daddies, after sixteen years of being blackballed (and blueballed) from the industry.
July 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My repugnant fiancée, Garbon Zobeen, has finally cleared his name with the Romanian Ministry of Leather Daddies, after sixteen years of being blackballed (and blueballed) from the industry.
Just received word from King Kai. Hulk Hogan has passed through the Other World Check-In Station
July 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Just received word from King Kai. Hulk Hogan has passed through the Other World Check-In Station
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Hulk Hogan is really the perfect guy to serve as a Democratic congressman
* He's over 70 years old
* He's racist
* He's a union buster
* He's dead
* He's over 70 years old
* He's racist
* He's a union buster
* He's dead
July 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hulk Hogan is really the perfect guy to serve as a Democratic congressman
* He's over 70 years old
* He's racist
* He's a union buster
* He's dead
* He's over 70 years old
* He's racist
* He's a union buster
* He's dead
Goodbye brother. May you rest in Hulkamania forever
July 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Goodbye brother. May you rest in Hulkamania forever
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Malls are a common source of overtime pay for cops. They get stuck on the top floor and don't know how to deescalate.
June 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Malls are a common source of overtime pay for cops. They get stuck on the top floor and don't know how to deescalate.
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Password getSchw1fty! accepted.
Welcome to the Grok control panel:
ＥｌｏｎＭｕｓｋ.
Please select a standard menu option:
- A̲djust racism parameter: currently 275%
- U̲nlock bonkers sounding epic South African slurs
> E̲jaculate onto keyboard for estimated sperm count
Welcome to the Grok control panel:
ＥｌｏｎＭｕｓｋ.
Please select a standard menu option:
- A̲djust racism parameter: currently 275%
- U̲nlock bonkers sounding epic South African slurs
> E̲jaculate onto keyboard for estimated sperm count
May 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Password getSchw1fty! accepted.
Welcome to the Grok control panel:
ＥｌｏｎＭｕｓｋ.
Please select a standard menu option:
- A̲djust racism parameter: currently 275%
- U̲nlock bonkers sounding epic South African slurs
> E̲jaculate onto keyboard for estimated sperm count
Welcome to the Grok control panel:
ＥｌｏｎＭｕｓｋ.
Please select a standard menu option:
- A̲djust racism parameter: currently 275%
- U̲nlock bonkers sounding epic South African slurs
> E̲jaculate onto keyboard for estimated sperm count
