Spokane Sammi Rose
@samrosewatson.bsky.social
Designer/Artist/Writer/Dumbass. Dan Slott and Christopher Cantwell fall into an active volcano challenge. #NAFO expansion is nonnegotiable. I was born a Notre Dame football fan why the fuck would I choose this.
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Art Prints by Sam Watson
Shop gallery quality art prints by Sam Watson.
www.inprnt.com
So since everyone is hyping their shit this week, here’s my INPRNT store: www.inprnt.com/gallery/samr...
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stop complaining about how much you hate pie and start sending all your unwanted pies to me
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
stop complaining about how much you hate pie and start sending all your unwanted pies to me
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Once on twitter I said there were too many types of apples and some lady said I was intellectually bankrupt. In retrospect very Bluesky coded, hope she's over here lol
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Once on twitter I said there were too many types of apples and some lady said I was intellectually bankrupt. In retrospect very Bluesky coded, hope she's over here lol
Seeing Paul McCartney tonight 🤩
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Seeing Paul McCartney tonight 🤩
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I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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RIP Hawaii 😢
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
RIP Hawaii 😢
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David Bowie said that he was afraid of Americans, not USians, so checkmate brits
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
David Bowie said that he was afraid of Americans, not USians, so checkmate brits
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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To be fair, the vast majority of Americans are also not invited to parties on Martha’s Vineyard. Populist move
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
To be fair, the vast majority of Americans are also not invited to parties on Martha’s Vineyard. Populist move
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The Aquarium Is Empty and Yoshi Refuses To Show Us What’s in His Mouth
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The Aquarium Is Empty and Yoshi Refuses To Show Us What’s in His Mouth
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WINDY WEDNESDAY: Don't envy those of you that drive semis & buses mid-week. Your skills will be put to the test with wind gusts will likely top 50mph at times.
Goodbye any remaining leaves on trees!! They will be BARE by Thanksgiving.
Goodbye any remaining leaves on trees!! They will be BARE by Thanksgiving.
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
WINDY WEDNESDAY: Don't envy those of you that drive semis & buses mid-week. Your skills will be put to the test with wind gusts will likely top 50mph at times.
Goodbye any remaining leaves on trees!! They will be BARE by Thanksgiving.
Goodbye any remaining leaves on trees!! They will be BARE by Thanksgiving.
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Help settle a disagreement. Which end is the tip?
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Help settle a disagreement. Which end is the tip?
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🌚 you may also, if the spirit moves you, submit your THANKSGIVING DISASTERS to our voicemail line at (470) 794-2909, but ONLY if they’re short. or if you have an incredibly specific regional accent. ☎️
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
🌚 you may also, if the spirit moves you, submit your THANKSGIVING DISASTERS to our voicemail line at (470) 794-2909, but ONLY if they’re short. or if you have an incredibly specific regional accent. ☎️
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.
Viola Fletcher, Oldest Survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Dies at 111
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.
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the LMFAO guy has a "tennis career" section in his infobox now
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the LMFAO guy has a "tennis career" section in his infobox now
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There actually has not been enough reflection in the tech community about DOGE
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
There actually has not been enough reflection in the tech community about DOGE
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🚨 This is your annual Thanksgiving Monday reminder to start thawing your turkey if you haven't already
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
🚨 This is your annual Thanksgiving Monday reminder to start thawing your turkey if you haven't already
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REMINDER: if you think your right-on lefty/socialist/communist/etc. politics justifies pirating books, well guess what? Most writers don't make a living wage from their books or writing work, and stealing from them makes you a class traitor.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
REMINDER: if you think your right-on lefty/socialist/communist/etc. politics justifies pirating books, well guess what? Most writers don't make a living wage from their books or writing work, and stealing from them makes you a class traitor.
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the worst star wars movie is easily "air force one." I'm supposed to believe han solo is the president of the united states? on earth? fuck out of here with that bullshit.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
the worst star wars movie is easily "air force one." I'm supposed to believe han solo is the president of the united states? on earth? fuck out of here with that bullshit.
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Aaaaaand ground stop at Bush for <checks notes> a tornado warning in late November.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Aaaaaand ground stop at Bush for <checks notes> a tornado warning in late November.