@sammie5436.bsky.social
I got a concussion
August 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I got a concussion
Elon is evil
oh what could the salute has possibly been
Elon Musk: "race mixing is bad. Italy for Italians!"
*woman next to him moves as far away as possible*
*woman next to him moves as far away as possible*
January 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Elon is evil
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Humanity always prevails and fights to survive by instinct. Remember, it’s in human nature’s DNA: We Must, so We Will. We adapt.
January 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Humanity always prevails and fights to survive by instinct. Remember, it’s in human nature’s DNA: We Must, so We Will. We adapt.
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Me wife just showed me a tiktok saying we’re in the mojo dojo casa house part of human history and… yeah
January 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Me wife just showed me a tiktok saying we’re in the mojo dojo casa house part of human history and… yeah
you ever been gay?
January 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
you ever been gay?
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The Bills have re-signed DT Eli Ankou to the practice squad and released QB Anthony Brown. Brown served as Lamar Jackson on the scout team offense last week.
January 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The Bills have re-signed DT Eli Ankou to the practice squad and released QB Anthony Brown. Brown served as Lamar Jackson on the scout team offense last week.
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It’s so fucking weird and frustrating
So many of us banging on how “reasonable concerns” about trans rights are the canary in the fascist coal mine & now it’s all coming out showing *we were right*
and US Democrats are all “maybe if we shit on trans people that nice Mr Trump will play ball”
FFS
So many of us banging on how “reasonable concerns” about trans rights are the canary in the fascist coal mine & now it’s all coming out showing *we were right*
and US Democrats are all “maybe if we shit on trans people that nice Mr Trump will play ball”
FFS
January 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It’s so fucking weird and frustrating
So many of us banging on how “reasonable concerns” about trans rights are the canary in the fascist coal mine & now it’s all coming out showing *we were right*
and US Democrats are all “maybe if we shit on trans people that nice Mr Trump will play ball”
FFS
So many of us banging on how “reasonable concerns” about trans rights are the canary in the fascist coal mine & now it’s all coming out showing *we were right*
and US Democrats are all “maybe if we shit on trans people that nice Mr Trump will play ball”
FFS
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How are those reasonable concerns about toilets and sports going? Still seem reasonable?
January 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
How are those reasonable concerns about toilets and sports going? Still seem reasonable?
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Sorry guys we’re having some issues at the laser vision factory. The workers have unionized and are demanding payment in something other than dogecoin so I’m gonna have to do mass layoffs
Like this post to be immediately vaporized by my laser vision
January 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Sorry guys we’re having some issues at the laser vision factory. The workers have unionized and are demanding payment in something other than dogecoin so I’m gonna have to do mass layoffs
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New Titans GM Mike Borgonzi:
"I will pick the players."
"I'll have full authority over the free agent process and the draft."
But, Chad Brinker will "break ties" and have control over the final 53-man roster."
"I will pick the players."
"I'll have full authority over the free agent process and the draft."
But, Chad Brinker will "break ties" and have control over the final 53-man roster."
January 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
New Titans GM Mike Borgonzi:
"I will pick the players."
"I'll have full authority over the free agent process and the draft."
But, Chad Brinker will "break ties" and have control over the final 53-man roster."
"I will pick the players."
"I'll have full authority over the free agent process and the draft."
But, Chad Brinker will "break ties" and have control over the final 53-man roster."
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told my gf about wapo's insane 200 million paid subscriber goal and she just rolled her eyes and said "they're going to bundle it as part of a prime subscription and then say they reached the goal" and im honestly mad i didnt think of that move
January 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
told my gf about wapo's insane 200 million paid subscriber goal and she just rolled her eyes and said "they're going to bundle it as part of a prime subscription and then say they reached the goal" and im honestly mad i didnt think of that move
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too on-the-nose that @theonion.com is one of the first accounts to reach 1M followers here. they're officially bluesky's paper of record now, i don't make the rules
January 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
too on-the-nose that @theonion.com is one of the first accounts to reach 1M followers here. they're officially bluesky's paper of record now, i don't make the rules
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i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer
January 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer
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My one complaint about this app is the lack of ads. I persknakly can’t think if I am not staring into the cold dead eyes of Mr beast begging for my money
January 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My one complaint about this app is the lack of ads. I persknakly can’t think if I am not staring into the cold dead eyes of Mr beast begging for my money
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Cant wait to beta test the government mandated prime monthly retirement plan in 150 years once theyve decided I’m finally allowed to die
January 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Cant wait to beta test the government mandated prime monthly retirement plan in 150 years once theyve decided I’m finally allowed to die
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I just saw a clip where a reporter asked Ilona Maher how she deals with imposter syndrome and she said “I don’t have that” and then outlined all of the hard work she has put in to get where she is and I was cheering by the end.
January 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I just saw a clip where a reporter asked Ilona Maher how she deals with imposter syndrome and she said “I don’t have that” and then outlined all of the hard work she has put in to get where she is and I was cheering by the end.
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Ben Johnson: <calls trick play when it wasn't necessary and ends the season of a team expected to make the Superbowl>
Bears: You're our kind of guy
Bears: You're our kind of guy
January 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ben Johnson: <calls trick play when it wasn't necessary and ends the season of a team expected to make the Superbowl>
Bears: You're our kind of guy
Bears: You're our kind of guy
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really incredible typo on my dinner last night
January 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
really incredible typo on my dinner last night
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Why am I feeling
Like Occupied France?
Circa WWII
Like Occupied France?
Circa WWII
January 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Why am I feeling
Like Occupied France?
Circa WWII
Like Occupied France?
Circa WWII
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*Sees "Stargate" trending*
Oh wow, maybe they're rebooting the series?
*Clicks on the trend*
Oh fuck this.
Oh wow, maybe they're rebooting the series?
*Clicks on the trend*
Oh fuck this.
January 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
*Sees "Stargate" trending*
Oh wow, maybe they're rebooting the series?
*Clicks on the trend*
Oh fuck this.
Oh wow, maybe they're rebooting the series?
*Clicks on the trend*
Oh fuck this.
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Fellas am I entitled to be mad at my parents if they haven’t texted or called to see if I’m okay even once in the last two weeks
January 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Fellas am I entitled to be mad at my parents if they haven’t texted or called to see if I’m okay even once in the last two weeks
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Yeah I mean I’m not calling it the Gulf of America.
January 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Yeah I mean I’m not calling it the Gulf of America.