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More think about Marty Supreme, more I love it. Major entry into American Jewish canon.
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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This is the actual back cover for the “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You” Blu-Ray. I haven’t stopped laughing all day.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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WOW!!!!!!!
January 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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“We will take all your jobs and destroy humanity and the Earth! Also we’re going to force this into everything now, and you have to use it to train your replacement or you’re fired. Oh, and it kills kids and makes CSAM and revenge porn, as a treat”

Why don’t people like this? A mystery for the ages
Why Do Americans Hate A.I.?
www.nytimes.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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The opposite of the politics currently in power is the left but relatedly and importantly it’s also saying “my job is to care about your life and wellbeing with the power I have been given” and alot of normie ass MSNBC moderate liberals are going to be drawn to that even if you boogie man him
January 1, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Right now sounds like Plan B if the Yankees don’t sign bellinger is trying for bichette and trading jazz for an OF.
January 1, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Preview of Cashman’s 2026 post-mortem “Cole, Rodon, Schmidt coming off injuries - just unfortunate they weren’t themselves. Anthony Volpe would be a wonderful son-in-law.”
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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In the worst-case scenario for the Imai contract, the Astros are on the hook for $63 million over 3 years (he has opt-outs after each).
Sorry, in terms of big league free agency in 2026, this is nothing. Yankees are counting way too much on Cole & Rodón to make flawless surgery recoveries.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Yankees guilty until proven innocent. In addition to doing nearly nothing to make the team better they still haven’t filled their top international scouting director spot and have lost big-time prospects. Wilpon-ass team
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Just feels like an insanely team-friendly deal. If he’s great he opts out after a year but wouldn’t you be happy with a one year 21 mil contract for a 2/3 type starter if you’re the Yankees?
@JonHeyman tweeted
Imai Contract: $18M a year with $3M in PB at 80ip/90ip/100ip total $21M a year possible. $54M guarantee, $63M possible #astros
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Yankees watching everyone else in the AL do stuff to get better is annoying. Yankees got work to do to just get back to what they were last season.
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Imai signing for just 21 mil a year with opt outs after every one? I am actually mad about the Yankees not doing that.
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Astros probably losing framber so imai’s their replacement I guess?
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Imai signing with the Astros - Yankees fan will be normal about this one. Just three years!
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Still very weird to me that we’re like at most 24 hours from the Imai announcement and the only real rumor has been the white Sox lol
January 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Wishing everyone a better 2026. Go Yankees.
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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New York City has a new mayor
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Whatever tones and I is - truly terrible. Awful. Perfect way to close out the year.
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Genuinely curious if Imai’s market actually cratered or if this has just been a super double secret negotiation.
December 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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If you start The Muppets Take Manhattan at exactly 10:55:19 PM, you'll be able to ring in the New Year just as Kermit gets hit by a taxi cab. I don't know WHY you'd want to do that, but you could.
December 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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im hard pressed to think of any high profile priority of this government that is designed to do anything of use for normal people
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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daycares don't just have closed entry because of guns, it's also to keep non-custodial parents & relatives from doing kidnapping (not just a US thing). showing up yelling at a childcare center demanding entry sure makes it seem like you are trying to do that, huh.
December 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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It’s never, EVER enough to just be against something
George Conway, Bill Kristol, Rick Wilson and those guys are dragging the Democratic Party to the right because all that matters is that you despise Trump. Even if everything you stood for over twenty years lead to Trump. You just gotta be Never Trump or Used to Be Trump.

It’s embarrassing
December 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
A thing about being a Jets fan is that there’s debate about whether they should spend picks to trade up for a QB, or even pick a QB at all in this draft — and there’s this under-the-surface lynchian ominous whooshing of “it actually does not matter what they do they are so dysfunctional.”
December 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM