Salt Princess
@saltprincess.bsky.social
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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I need people who don’t live in the Twin Cities to stop telling people not to join massive Signal groups right now. People are doing it. They’re going to keep doing it. Give them good advice about it.
The actually practical advice is don’t say anything to 1000 strangers you wouldn’t say in public
The actually practical advice is don’t say anything to 1000 strangers you wouldn’t say in public
January 15, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I need people who don’t live in the Twin Cities to stop telling people not to join massive Signal groups right now. People are doing it. They’re going to keep doing it. Give them good advice about it.
The actually practical advice is don’t say anything to 1000 strangers you wouldn’t say in public
The actually practical advice is don’t say anything to 1000 strangers you wouldn’t say in public
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It’s crazy that nobody knows what the Berlin Wall was built for or by whom. I think the theory about ancient pagan rituals makes sense, but who knows? I appreciate that there are still true mysteries in this wonderful world of ours.
December 17, 2024 at 3:05 PM
It’s crazy that nobody knows what the Berlin Wall was built for or by whom. I think the theory about ancient pagan rituals makes sense, but who knows? I appreciate that there are still true mysteries in this wonderful world of ours.
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Moving Against The Wind and Water
January 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Moving Against The Wind and Water
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"i asked chatgpt" well I asked amy klobuchar and she threw a stapler at my head
January 10, 2026 at 4:27 AM
"i asked chatgpt" well I asked amy klobuchar and she threw a stapler at my head
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I can't fix the world. I can't control the chaos.
But I can fix my friend's brakes at cost, using Raybestos ($60) vs Honda ($240) parts.
And sometimes, doing what we can is what we must do.
But I can fix my friend's brakes at cost, using Raybestos ($60) vs Honda ($240) parts.
And sometimes, doing what we can is what we must do.
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I can't fix the world. I can't control the chaos.
But I can fix my friend's brakes at cost, using Raybestos ($60) vs Honda ($240) parts.
And sometimes, doing what we can is what we must do.
But I can fix my friend's brakes at cost, using Raybestos ($60) vs Honda ($240) parts.
And sometimes, doing what we can is what we must do.
I'm a world class yearner
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I'm a world class yearner
Start using k8s for my single digit user sites just for fun. Open my podcast app to the public. Write one app in ocaml or gleam.
Drop your web dev goals for 2026
January 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Start using k8s for my single digit user sites just for fun. Open my podcast app to the public. Write one app in ocaml or gleam.
What do women want
December 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What do women want
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this is madoka btw
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
this is madoka btw
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love to thread a "some shit, idk, it's whatever" junk drawer object thru every function in my application
December 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
love to thread a "some shit, idk, it's whatever" junk drawer object thru every function in my application
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kwargs is the nastiest programming language feature. it's just senselessly indecent
December 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
kwargs is the nastiest programming language feature. it's just senselessly indecent
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learning Rust from beautiful trans women in the 2020s
December 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
learning Rust from beautiful trans women in the 2020s
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>hear about a new tiktok trend
>ask tiktok user if it's manufactured consent or fetish content
>they dont understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is manufactured consent and what is fetish content
>they laugh and say "it's real discourse sir"
>check out trend
>it's fetish content
>ask tiktok user if it's manufactured consent or fetish content
>they dont understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is manufactured consent and what is fetish content
>they laugh and say "it's real discourse sir"
>check out trend
>it's fetish content
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
>hear about a new tiktok trend
>ask tiktok user if it's manufactured consent or fetish content
>they dont understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is manufactured consent and what is fetish content
>they laugh and say "it's real discourse sir"
>check out trend
>it's fetish content
>ask tiktok user if it's manufactured consent or fetish content
>they dont understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is manufactured consent and what is fetish content
>they laugh and say "it's real discourse sir"
>check out trend
>it's fetish content
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least problematic oda association
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 AM
least problematic oda association
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Me realizing the first newsworthy TPUSA story post-Kirk is a woman with the last name fullnecky
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Me realizing the first newsworthy TPUSA story post-Kirk is a woman with the last name fullnecky
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
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in the early 2000s Rebecca took the time to chat over IRC with a teenaged and gender-confused Me on the practicalities of transition - in a time where being out as trans online was something that could get you socially ostracized. I owe her a lot for that and only hope I can pay it forward.
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
in the early 2000s Rebecca took the time to chat over IRC with a teenaged and gender-confused Me on the practicalities of transition - in a time where being out as trans online was something that could get you socially ostracized. I owe her a lot for that and only hope I can pay it forward.
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Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
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TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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