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Heather Salmon
@salmonandfox.bsky.social
Writer, Artist, Mom, here to be nerdy and procrastinate on my queer fantasy book.
Openly Ace, not interested in random DMs just to say hi.
Icon by Nyascree on toyhouse!
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Book Summary
THE FOX EATER:
Shavn, former soldier in the imperial army just wants to go home and retire in peace without being aware that the strange pearl he's carrying from his last battle is an item of incredible power that puts him firmly in the crosshairs of those seeking it.
Oh. Well. OK then.

*killitwithfireholyshit*
"Children’s toymaker FoloToy says it’s pulling its AI-powered teddy bear “Kumma” after a safety group found that the cuddly companion was giving wildly inappropriate and even dangerous responses, including tips on how to find and light matches, and detailed explanations about sexual kinks"
AI-Powered Stuffed Animal Pulled From Market After Disturbing Interactions With Children
FoloToy says it's suspended sales of its AI-powered teddy bear after researchers found it gave wildly inappropriate and dangerous answers.
futurism.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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When I was a kid, I had a crappy little keyboard synthesizer, and I remember banging the keys and being so impressed that my random monkey clicking almost sounded like music, despite being nowhere close.

This post is about AI bros.
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Who among us does not require a keyring featuring everyone's favourite sweary raven?!
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 AM
More stupid podcast ads:

"Say what you want about AI; it's here!" (annoying fake perky voice)

Ma'am so is trash. We eject that from our lives as quickly as possible too.
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Huh... good... I just didn't expect it.
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Seriously this is the stuff of nightmares. No. So much no.
This is fucking disgusting.

This is not our loved ones but a fucking glorified calculator wearing their fucking skin. It will never be them

Loss sucks. It is horrible

But this is worse. We must learn to remember and cope in our own way, not use a fucking slop machine to delay it.
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
There is an outside chance I might get a Steamdeck as my Bday/Xmas present combo...

cross fingers for me? I'd like to retire my Switch because of my frustration with Nintendo and actually be able to play games without crashing my computer every ten minutes.
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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To my surprise, the yellow tiger beanie has been the most popular pick this year!
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Oh look at these pretty poses!
#artrefs #referencepacks
Have you used our references before? Leaving a comment, or even sketch, on the pack you used helps us out tons!

Between Google ...being Google and social media deciding I'm a smut peddler (non-derogatory) user reviews help us fight suppression with user trust!

trueref.io/collections/...
All References
All TrueRef pose reference packs.
trueref.io
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Find Your Dream Prince 🌈
A strange prince pops up in Stacey's home to ask her hand in marriage, but things don't go as his valet had planned.
A comic zine I made in 2017.

PDF available on Itch: annikcomics.itch.io/find-your-dr...
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I am. So very tired of the news just constantly throwing six new infuriating things at me every time there's a single win. I realize that some of these are acts of the desperation of angry horrible people, but it doesn't make them less infuriating.
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
WELP just for fun: apparently the website with the LIST OF HOLIDAY CLOSURES for the town transfer station doesn't mean ANYTHING because today isn't on it, but they're still closed and now I have a trunk full of trash I thought I could drop off today because -SILLY ME- I thought they'd be truthful.
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Cursed timeline
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Should’ve guessed it. Democrats in the Senate took every bit of hope and momentum gained last week and flushed it all down the toilet - all for a pinky swear and the hope that people will blame Republicans instead of their cowardly asses.
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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And further, the Senate Dems now own the shutdown. They essentially take responsibility for it and away from the GOP. They gave everything and got nothing and we all get kicked in the teeth.
Great job, @schumer.senate.gov. You've changed the story from "GOP hurting millions of Americans to please unpopular, failing, delusional despot who's destroying his party" to "Dems are too weak and divided in the face of Trump's strength to take a stand and protect Americans"
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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a broken heart shall live

#frankenstein @realgdt.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Currently doing some marking. A reminder to everyone involved in archives and collections: digitisation is not preservation. If I digitise a box of records and put the files on a USB stick I haven't preserved a thing. It's all about what you do with the files post-digitisation. #archives #digipres
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Please continue to support your local food banks. Remember, you can get a free eBook from these amazing authors if you donate a certain amount!

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Food Bank Donations for eBooks
docs.google.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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This goes for every one of you god damn indie authors who has an AI cover

I genuinely respect you less for it.
yeah nah, fuck you if you're an indie or not, i dont care, if you use AI? Im not using your fucking product or service or entertainment.
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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“Losing interest in shipping” is such a fucking weird way to spell “can’t spend money they haven’t got”.
breaking: if people can’t get paid they don’t want to spend. who would have thought!
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Binging podcasts while I try and work and I keep getting this ad for Malice where they keep referring to the male-nanny as a "Manny" and I'm going to develop a Pavlovian urge to bap someone with a water bottle every time I hear that -absurd term-

It is not making me want to watch that show. At all.
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Lots of hard, shitty lessons being learned from this presidency. And one of the many I hope you're learning is, white supremacy is incompatible with reality, and cannot exist without historical revisionism.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM