I think for me at least the urge to laugh is from a -ok what exactly did you expect to happen here- place but I agree. But also still kill it with fire. Apparently it will even help with the matches!

Oh you have found a POWERFUL artifact of nonsense. <3

Right? Like ok thank you for... trying... I guess? "We know you hate it but use it anyway! ... Please???" *twitching* "P-please???"

Cats. @_@ Sometimes it's hard to believe they can survive without help.

Kenji is -mostly- like that and only makes an exception for the shreds of chicken in his Weruva. Anything else with shredded meat and not a pate is -immediately rejected-.

He cannot however be trusted around butter, cream cheese, or cheddar cheese.
(but at least we can bribe him into his carrier)

Given the tenacity with which my house Kaiju insists that he NEEDS second breakfast, second lunch and second dinner... I fully believe she would TRY.

((And then like Kenji probably pull a return to sender in the hall.))

Oh they are locked in~! I hope they don't give you too much trouble!

Now that I've had time to calm down I'll note that I'm not mad that they also had the holiday off: I'm mad the information wasn't posted. Also they were also closed Monday so we have an extra backlog I can't take until they open back up.

Oh look and they’re not going to even consider doing what you thought they’d do. How’s it feel knowing we told you they wouldn’t? Did they pay you well, Judas?

It’s almost like we fucking told you not to cave to them you moldering potato.