Sal
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I thought today was supposed to be the day when the groundhog comes out of his hole to see if there's light, not Neil Gaiman.
Fucker.
Fucker.
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I thought today was supposed to be the day when the groundhog comes out of his hole to see if there's light, not Neil Gaiman.
Fucker.
Fucker.
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TFW you're trying to rehabilitate the Targaryen brand, but your shitass nephew keeps ruining the vibes...
February 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
TFW you're trying to rehabilitate the Targaryen brand, but your shitass nephew keeps ruining the vibes...
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As Pratchett said:
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
As Pratchett said:
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Did Susan write this about Edmund
January 6, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Did Susan write this about Edmund
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The end of the year is upon us, so it's time to answer the big question — what was the worst thing you watched in 2025?
a man with a beard wearing glasses and a blue jacket
ALT: a man with a beard wearing glasses and a blue jacket
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The end of the year is upon us, so it's time to answer the big question — what was the worst thing you watched in 2025?
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[tapping earpiece] I'm just now getting a startling revelation about the shocking thing in common between those who work forces and those who burn crosses
Gun-Toting Border Patrol Goon Unmasked as Racist Online Troll
www.thedailybeast.com/gun-toting-b...
www.thedailybeast.com/gun-toting-b...
Gun-Toting Border Patrol Goon Unmasked as Racist Online Troll
An agent criticized for his role in a violent arrest boosted racist and anti-LGBT posts on his X account.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
[tapping earpiece] I'm just now getting a startling revelation about the shocking thing in common between those who work forces and those who burn crosses
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Guillermo Del Toro's Mary Shelly's Frankenstein's Monster
October 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Guillermo Del Toro's Mary Shelly's Frankenstein's Monster
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Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
A TV Character from their day:
October 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
A TV Character from their day:
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I’ve joined the guardian’s bird of the year coverage with an ode to my favourite bird: the magpie. @australia.theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
I’ve always admired the magpie for its beauty and spite – so much so I got one tattooed on my arm | Patrick Lenton
I love their monochromatic beauty, I adore the sound of their warble, and above all I relate to their commitment to revenge
www.theguardian.com
September 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’ve joined the guardian’s bird of the year coverage with an ode to my favourite bird: the magpie. @australia.theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Just had the pleasure of covering all of jk rowling’s new man-books with mine in the airport bookstore 💖
September 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Just had the pleasure of covering all of jk rowling’s new man-books with mine in the airport bookstore 💖
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This Week's Onion Magazine:
September 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This Week's Onion Magazine:
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Hulu just added Death of Stalin and Weekend at Bernie’s (and is featuring them on their main page this weekend)… it’s just very funny.
I hope everybody is inspired to see The Death of Stalin.
September 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Hulu just added Death of Stalin and Weekend at Bernie’s (and is featuring them on their main page this weekend)… it’s just very funny.
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nobody has seen the president in three days
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
August 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
nobody has seen the president in three days
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
I feel like my love of queer media has me on a slippery slope to eventually using the word 'gay' to mean good, which might lead to problems if I ever time travel to the early 00s.
August 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I feel like my love of queer media has me on a slippery slope to eventually using the word 'gay' to mean good, which might lead to problems if I ever time travel to the early 00s.
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All the best daddies have cowboy issues.
May 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
All the best daddies have cowboy issues.
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not just doctors; we should make *everyone* promise to do no harm
June 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
not just doctors; we should make *everyone* promise to do no harm
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See people saying the letter from Trump to Epstein for his 50th is “the final nail in the coffin” that coffin is more nails than coffin right now, it’s like 99% nails. I reckon we’ve about another 600-900 final nails before he strokes out and we get an actual coffin and the collapse of the cult
July 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
See people saying the letter from Trump to Epstein for his 50th is “the final nail in the coffin” that coffin is more nails than coffin right now, it’s like 99% nails. I reckon we’ve about another 600-900 final nails before he strokes out and we get an actual coffin and the collapse of the cult
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Oh good, maybe the security level would go from barely adequate to mostly adequate.
July 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Oh good, maybe the security level would go from barely adequate to mostly adequate.
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June 13, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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It’s the Glorious 25th of May and we’re exploring gender on the Disc! You can even watch us in all our glory here: youtu.be/OXJYfghjUDA?...
Most importantly, if you want to join us in donating to the Good Law Project’s trans rights fundraiser, you can do so here: goodlawproject.org/crowdfunder/...
Most importantly, if you want to join us in donating to the Good Law Project’s trans rights fundraiser, you can do so here: goodlawproject.org/crowdfunder/...
May 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
It’s the Glorious 25th of May and we’re exploring gender on the Disc! You can even watch us in all our glory here: youtu.be/OXJYfghjUDA?...
Most importantly, if you want to join us in donating to the Good Law Project’s trans rights fundraiser, you can do so here: goodlawproject.org/crowdfunder/...
Most importantly, if you want to join us in donating to the Good Law Project’s trans rights fundraiser, you can do so here: goodlawproject.org/crowdfunder/...
All the best daddies have cowboy issues.
May 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
All the best daddies have cowboy issues.
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
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Periodic reminder that if you are arguing with people on the Internet right now, take literally any other form of action right now. Make a donation, give to a fundraiser, sign up for a shift, show up to that thing you said you don't have time to show up for, whatever. Do literally anything else.
April 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Periodic reminder that if you are arguing with people on the Internet right now, take literally any other form of action right now. Make a donation, give to a fundraiser, sign up for a shift, show up to that thing you said you don't have time to show up for, whatever. Do literally anything else.
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🧵NOT BY ME, this is a post from someone who wants to remain anonymous but works extensively with trans people pre-transition. They were asked by someone “why do you think that’s so much [coverage of trans people] in the news at the moment?”
This was their response:
This was their response:
April 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
🧵NOT BY ME, this is a post from someone who wants to remain anonymous but works extensively with trans people pre-transition. They were asked by someone “why do you think that’s so much [coverage of trans people] in the news at the moment?”
This was their response:
This was their response: