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Sam Saiga 🔞
@saigashark.bsky.social
Professional Shark, Yankees fan, Jordan Love stan and Malik Willis champion.
Follower of the Robot Prince of Auchtertool.
Unapologetically proud Coastie.
she/her
18+ only, I don't babysit. I post weird furry things, you have been warned. I block a lot.
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Just FYI, I exercise the use of block very, very, very enthusiastically.

No, I don't care about your POV.
No, I don't care about your input.
No, you won't enlighten me.
No, your opinion isn't worth my time.
Yes, you are a child, emotionally.

And, I don't talk to children. That's weird.
So I don't get tagged by everyone, yes. Yes I saw.
This is the splash I did for Krita from 5.2.3 to 5.2.15. Full version can be found on my website in my profile info. The next splash is coming soon, too!
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
It's going to be very difficult to convince people that football is fun when the championship game, the big one, the best vs. the best, was such a snooze fest like that one.

At least the dogwater MLB, for all its favoritism of big market teams, put together a good world series.
February 9, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Common Packers conglomerate W.

I think Seattle's MLS team is also community/fan owned, as well. That's a W, too.
i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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So, Trump wants savings accounts for kids born now until 2028 with $1k in them, saying they could appreciate to $55k by time they turn 18.

I love his dumbfuck's bullshit, I don't even have to do math to sniff out how that's a fucking lie. You ever wonder why young men went in for him? They're dumb.
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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That guitar riff is a millennial activation code
"96 quite bitter beings" by cky (1999)
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Imagine trying to embody masculinity, but then going hard for a guy who can't control his bowel movement and can barely carry his own fat ass on his ready-to-burst cankles?

lmao, Young men, make Fred Rogers your role model and you'll go a LOT farther.
February 3, 2026 at 3:44 AM
ICE employees are having trouble getting paid AND getting their insurance.

Just like I literally said they would. Guys, you're never seeing that fucking bonus. You fucking fell for it and you're too proud to fucking admit it.

Maybe you can hook up with a non-voter and be dumb together!
February 3, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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So the Epstein files dump

1. Protected a lot of predictors

2. Created another partisan food fight.

3. Failed to create any obvious pathway for these women to get accountability.

4. Included a number of clearly unverified claims that can be used to undermine the very legit emails
February 1, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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Bluesky isn't a place where trolls come to get mocked and insulted. They love that.

Bluesky is a place where trolls come to be blocked and isolated and ignored — which they hate.

If you're seeing a lot of shitty people in your feed, you aren't blocking enough people.
Lot of bigots showing up. Remember, don't interact. Just report and block block block.
September 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I love watching dipshits still trying to point blame elsewhere for the current state of affairs.

How about you harden the fuck up and accept responsibility for your own actions and inactions>

Yes, it is your fault.
No, I don't give a fuck about your mealy-mouth reasoning.
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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Reminder that your platforms/audiences are your stage. when you see a clear grift or rage bait, showing them off to MORE people just helps the grift. Attention is what they want. When you give them your stage, it's free advertising.

Your stage and time are precious. Don't give them to a grifter.
January 30, 2026 at 4:23 PM
It is utterly telling about the values of individuals I USED to follow who would never shut the fuck up about "muh games censorship!!!" for the last decade and a half going very, very quiet now.

It does make sense that they care more about a game than their disaster of a social life, though.
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 PM
BECOME GOBLIN, I SAID
a person is standing in a hallway with a thermostat on the wall that says ' thermostat '
Alt: John Goblikon saying hi
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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When friend @saigashark.bsky.social suddenly and mysteriously turns into a giant cobra, it's only natural to be a bit suspicious of her intentions! Nothing bad is going to happen, right...?
January 30, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Become goblin
a goblin with a lollipop in his mouth looks at the camera
ALT: a goblin with a lollipop in his mouth looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Again, Bethesda is absolutely clueless when it comes to Fallout and doesn't understand it beyond a superficial level, but FUUUUUUUUUUCK Purnell, Moten, and especially Goggins absolutely carry this series. They're so fantastic on screen.
January 27, 2026 at 2:17 AM
January 25, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Unless you're Ted Cruz and have the ability to pick up and abandon those you're supposed to care about, I advise Southerners to take heed.
Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now.
⚠️~132 million: Number of people under alerts for snow, sleet, & freezing rain.

A large, long-duration winter storm is expected to bring widespread heavy snow, sleet, & freezing rain from the Southern Rockies & Plains beginning Friday (Jan. 23), spreading eastward toward New England this weekend.
🧵
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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Democrats Successfully Strip All Anti-Trans Riders From Final Appropriations Bills • The HHS and Education bills once contained the most sweeping anti-trans provisions in congressional history. Now they contain none.
Democrats Successfully Strip All Anti-Trans Riders From Final Appropriations Bills
The HHS and Education bills once contained the most sweeping anti-trans provisions in congressional history. Now they contain none.
www.erininthemorning.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:18 PM
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
What's up with GTA Online roleplayers?

How is it fun to be a meter maid? I legitimately do not get it. If you're going to roleplay a cop, then why not wear tropical print shirts and cruise around in a Ferrari like you're in Miami Vice?
January 18, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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I really can’t help but wonder sometimes if the people who believed they were ~punishing Kamala Harris realize who actually got punished now.
January 15, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Literally the worst state to fuck with in this regard. I really like the time I've spent in Minneapolis and around the area.

The dislike of this kind of shit is kind of bipartisan for a lot of Minnesotans.
January 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM