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Sam Saiga 🔞
@saigashark.bsky.social
Professional Shark, Yankees fan, Jordan Love stan and Malik Willis champion.
Follower of the Robot Prince of Auchtertool.
Unapologetically proud Coastie.
she/her
18+ only, I don't babysit. I post weird furry things, you have been warned. I block a lot.
Pinned
Just FYI, I exercise the use of block very, very, very enthusiastically.

No, I don't care about your POV.
No, I don't care about your input.
No, you won't enlighten me.
No, your opinion isn't worth my time.
Yes, you are a child, emotionally.

And, I don't talk to children. That's weird.
Responding to idiotic things by becoming an even bigger fucking moron is kind of why we're in this mess.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Then I can assume that every game company isn't putting in the required effort to earn my fucking money.

I guess I just won't be buying games, this is literally no skin of my back.
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Mi gonya showxa lang belta
Highway Star (Belter Version)
YouTube video by Release - Topic
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November 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I'm going out to pick up breakfast for my girlfriend and myself when I realize that my life is fucking awesome.

Actually, my life has been awesome. Don't let social media rule your life, basically. Do something healthy, do something fun, and do something enriching.

Even if it's just a walk.
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
They're usually jealous of seeing other people being happy and just latch onto the first thing that stands out to them.

If you have a good partner and a healthy relationship, you don't give a shit about who is dating who. Why? Because you understand how wonderful it is.
If you're homophobic in 2025 you're a loser and a baby. I don't care if you're polite about it. "Oh but it's my religion and I just don't like to see it". I don't care. You see people in love and you whine about it because you're 12. You're a loser, you're a baby, and you're 12
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
If you've always been a square, like I, then the best way to deal with the lingo of younger individuals is to just give them a blank stare for about 10 seconds as soon as they say whatever it may be, then reply "Mhmmm.." and go back to whatever it was that you were doing.
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Apparently, Bsky suspended me.

At least, according to the totally legit DM I just got. And reported.
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If someone is going to go to the lengths of resignation and relocation because of a fucking mayoral election, they were never selfless, they just wanted the respect that comes with being selfless and with public service.

But, then again "CONFIRMED!" says it all.

STDH.txt and EverybodyClapped.txt.
Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
What is the purpose of having created napalm when this exists
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Reposted by Sam Saiga 🔞
Furries—

✅ Build up independent artists
✅ Take a firm stance against AI/NFTs
✅ Work against misinformation and anti-intellectualism
✅ Support gay rights and workers' unions
✅ Play and create

And last, but not least, furries—

✅ Tip

If the price of that is wolf tits and horse dong, so be it!
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Honestly, with all the big braining going on and trying angle in everyone's particular special marxist belief, so many people forget that the GOP just has fucking terrible policies.

Period. Like, I've talked to conservatives, liberals, and all sorts of others who voted for Mamdani on THAT basis.
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
There was a time when Democrats were the party of no ideas and the Republicans were the party of bad ideas.

Now the Dems are the party of "Hey, that's a start" and the Republicans are the party of pedophiles and people who lose bowel control upon seeing a minority.
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You know they're afraid of what Mamdani represents when morons like Greg Abbott pop off stupid ideas like "Anyone moving from NYC to here will get subjected to a 100% tariff!"

Good God, Texans, you're so fucking stupid for continue to vote for this cocksucker.
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
So I wake up and.. they still haven't updated the total count. That's slightly annoying, they could still be counting votes.

Though, from what I recall from my time in NYC, those are all Dem to fuck and back districts. There's no pulling one out of the hat for Cuomo, to be clear. Anyways:
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Fantastic.

But remember, this can be reversed. They will try to reverse it. Today and tomorrow.

Never. Stop. Voting. Blue. Period.
California passes proposition 50, which will mean multiple anti-LGBTQ+ Republican congress people will likely lose their seat.

A continual bloodbath for anti-LGBTQ+ Republicans tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Well, that's an odd feeling for me: Being aroused by a man.
Mamdani: So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Mamdani displays remarkable foresight.

That foresight depends on you all fucking showing up to polls or mailing in ballots for these kinds of folks.

If you want to protest vote? Well, don't cry about shit being bad. You helped make it so.

Never stop voting against authoritarians. No matter what.
Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Thank fuck the Mamdani campaign didn't listen to the terminally online and listened to NYers who actually brave the cursed reach we know as "outside."

A lot of you motherfuckers would have torpedoed his campaign from the start.

Which is the first pertinent lesson here: Go outside and be normal.
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You're talking shit because a socialist won.

I'm talking shit because a socialist won AND I will vote against the evils the GOP represents next cycle, too.

We are not the same.
a man in a white suit and red tie has a pocket square in his pocket
ALT: a man in a white suit and red tie has a pocket square in his pocket
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Zohran Mamdani's first trial as the new Mayor is to organize a task force that will punish Steinbrenner and Cashman for turning the Yankees into a stepping stone for the Astros to go to 3 world series, winning two.

I will not accept "muh cheating" as an excuse, every team steals signs.
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Congratulations, NYC! You voted a decent person into the office! Celebrate tonight.

Because, you need to. You need to celebrate, you need to give yourself an outlet to be happy.

BECAUSE, CAUSE WHAT, FUCKSTICKS, THIS AIN'T OVER, OOOOH NO NO NO, THIS IS ONLY THE OPENING ACT, YOU LAZY LITTLE FUCKS!
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"Why is Cuomo even running? He has no chance!"

Probably not. Last polling I saw had Mamdani up by 25pts.

But, this can be explained in two steps:
1. Cuomo is a dumbass. Yes, yes, it's as clear as day the prick can barely qualify as self aware. He won't even choose Nets or Knicks.
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I should have contacted the Mamdani campaign before the end of October and delivered the ultimate win strategy that'd see him win 80% of the vote:

Vow to ban Brian Cashman from the city and have Steinbrenner placed in stockades in the middle of Time Square.
November 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I'm at that point in every socialist's life where I've come to absolutely despise other lefties for being ineffectual babies.

Go vote. Go out, get off your fat fucking ass, and vote.

If you don't? I will mock you. I will be absolutely insufferably smug about it. I can be. I will be.

GO. VOTE.
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM