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kamryn 🥀
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just a little goblin gremlin // paramore stan
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FUCK the GOP! Ethics committee!? What a travesty. They truly are the scum of the earth.
THE COVER-UP CONTINUES: Republicans on the House Ethics Committee voted against releasing the Ethics Report that allegedly contains damning information about Trump AG pick Matt Gaetz related to child sex trafficking and other crimes.
November 20, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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The macho culture among chefs is so funny. They are like: "you little BITCH, you forgot the lemon zest!", "you over marinated the Salmon Roe. Is this too tough for you? You better man up!"

Like...do you guys hear yourselves, or...?
November 12, 2024 at 12:59 AM
thinking about having a dropout game changer themed birthday next year (torturing my friends for my own entertainment)
November 10, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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Tips for new Bluesky users:

1. Don’t pick up the phone. You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk & alone

2. Don’t let him in. You'll have to kick him out again

3. Don’t be his friend. You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the mornin'

4. If you're under him you ain't gettin' over him.
Tips for New Bluesky Users:

1. It is April 1805.

2. Napoleon is now Master of Europe.

3. Only the British Fleet stands in his way.

4. OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
Tips for New Bluesky Users:

1. It is the year 0079 of the Universal Century.

2. A half-century has passed since Earth began moving its burgeoning population into gigantic orbiting space colonies.

3. A new home for mankind, where people are born and raised.

4. And die.
November 8, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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Tips for new bluesky users:

Rule number one is that you gotta have fun
But, baby, when you're done, you gotta be the first to run

Rule number two, just don't get attached to
Somebody you could lose
So le-let me tell you

THIS IS HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER
Tips for new Bluesky users:

1. Don’t pick up the phone. You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk & alone

2. Don’t let him in. You'll have to kick him out again

3. Don’t be his friend. You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the mornin'

4. If you're under him you ain't gettin' over him.
Tips for New Bluesky Users:

1. It is April 1805.

2. Napoleon is now Master of Europe.

3. Only the British Fleet stands in his way.

4. OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
November 8, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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November 7, 2024 at 10:33 PM
[griffin mcelroy voice] i think dogs should vote
November 4, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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November 2, 2024 at 1:19 AM
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This is fine everything is fine we are great situation normal everything is fine here now, how are you
October 30, 2024 at 12:30 AM
i started rewatching bly manor (the best flanagan series, argue with a wall) yesterday and it’s honestly very rude that i have to work today and wait to finish it
October 29, 2024 at 11:13 AM
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if Trump actually comes out and condemns this guy it will be for one reason only: he’s getting more of the news cycle than Trump himself

upstaging the man is the one thing he will never forgive
October 28, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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The Trump campaign strongly condemns
the offensive Puerto Rico jokes,
all of which were vetted
and loaded into a teleprompter
by the Trump campaign
October 28, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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This is the rally you hold when you're going to do a coup and want people riled up and bloodthirsty
I don’t think the Trump campaign is trying to get the most votes.
October 28, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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Remember when referring to some of Trump's supporters as "a basket of deplorables" was the worst possible thing anyone could say about American voters?
October 28, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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Stevie Nicks, you absolute legend 😷

Source: archive.md/5x2KV
October 28, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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2016: Email security is the #1 issue facing America
2024: Give unvetted charlatans and grifters access to the nation's most sensitive secrets

Could be back in power in 85 days
October 27, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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"katie why do you put so much emphasis on quality alt text" precisely so that i can feel smug when the servers break and images stop working. it's actually only for this instance and none of the other useful reasons
bet you all care about alt text now
October 27, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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girl autism
October 25, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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im ngl id rather bluesky raise money from harmless premium features like longer vids or cosmetic nonsense than that they go down the tumblr rout and start butchering the site culture in an effort to become more appealing to advertisers on whom alone they rely for money
October 25, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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October 25, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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This is absolutely illegal as shit BUT it’s a good reminder that even with legislative protections on paper, none of it matters if you can’t enforce it and can’t protect people with the most to lose in this circumstances.
October 25, 2024 at 12:20 AM