Like...do you guys hear yourselves, or...?
Like...do you guys hear yourselves, or...?
1. Don’t pick up the phone. You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk & alone
2. Don’t let him in. You'll have to kick him out again
3. Don’t be his friend. You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the mornin'
4. If you're under him you ain't gettin' over him.
1. It is April 1805.
2. Napoleon is now Master of Europe.
3. Only the British Fleet stands in his way.
4. OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
1. It is the year 0079 of the Universal Century.
2. A half-century has passed since Earth began moving its burgeoning population into gigantic orbiting space colonies.
3. A new home for mankind, where people are born and raised.
4. And die.
1. Don’t pick up the phone. You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk & alone
2. Don’t let him in. You'll have to kick him out again
3. Don’t be his friend. You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the mornin'
4. If you're under him you ain't gettin' over him.
Rule number one is that you gotta have fun
But, baby, when you're done, you gotta be the first to run
Rule number two, just don't get attached to
Somebody you could lose
So le-let me tell you
THIS IS HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER
1. Don’t pick up the phone. You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk & alone
2. Don’t let him in. You'll have to kick him out again
3. Don’t be his friend. You know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the mornin'
4. If you're under him you ain't gettin' over him.
1. It is April 1805.
2. Napoleon is now Master of Europe.
3. Only the British Fleet stands in his way.
4. OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
Rule number one is that you gotta have fun
But, baby, when you're done, you gotta be the first to run
Rule number two, just don't get attached to
Somebody you could lose
So le-let me tell you
THIS IS HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER
upstaging the man is the one thing he will never forgive
upstaging the man is the one thing he will never forgive
the offensive Puerto Rico jokes,
all of which were vetted
and loaded into a teleprompter
by the Trump campaign
the offensive Puerto Rico jokes,
all of which were vetted
and loaded into a teleprompter
by the Trump campaign
2024: Give unvetted charlatans and grifters access to the nation's most sensitive secrets
Could be back in power in 85 days
2024: Give unvetted charlatans and grifters access to the nation's most sensitive secrets
Could be back in power in 85 days