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Uncle Crispy
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Peepis

They/She. Non-binary Free-Floating Full-Torso Vaporous Apparition. Fix your hearts or die.

May share smut. Follow at your peril!
girlboythings come with chokers for added [redacted]
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Housing is free. No rent, mo mortgages. Houses distributed based on whatever, I'll figure that out later. The housing market is illegal and immoral.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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get in loser, we're going ghost hunting

🟪 twitch.tv/fujodemon
🟥 youtube.com/@fujodemon

(follow/sub for a free curse, likes and shares appreciated!!)
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
it's wild that they actually animated bakura and marik hardcore freaky sloppy drop-toppy flip-floppy yaoi-wowee fucking in the middle of battle city and it got past the 4kids censors
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
back on my soapbox briefly to say how much I fucking HATE the term twink death

oh I'm sorry someone dared live long enough that they got grey hairs and wrinkles, in a community where a lot of us have died at young ages, both historically and currently, maybe celebrate aging instead you fuckass
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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It's more likely than you think!

Thanks to Blizzard I have a Midnight Epic Edition to give away which includes beta access starting Nov 11th AND you get to experience every millennials dream.

How to win?

🔁 Repost
💬 Comment on what you're most excited about

Ends Nov 11th

#WoW_Partner, #WoW
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
in the uk it's spelt transgendre
October 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

Return of the Living Dead Part II! The first is a classic, the 2nd is still pretty fucking good and deserves none of the hate it gets.
September 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky

"Muffin!"
September 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Who the devil are you?
September 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
September 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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"have some decorum", "violence is bad", "be careful what you say online"
September 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Heartbreaking news. This is not the time for cruel jokes. A Man died today, as a result of the so called "tolerant" left. It sickens me that any of you would celebrate that. My thoughts go out to Mussolini's loved ones and his mistress, I hope she's hanging in there.
September 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
September 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I know it's been a long time since WW2, but maybe we're starting remember the solution to facism
September 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Why is Keir Starmer commenting on the assassination of a far-right commentator and activist in an entirely different country? This is like if Trump gave a big speech about someone from a UK left-wing Youtube channel if they were killed. Starmer didn't comment on the death of Melissa Hortman.
September 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I'm predictable
September 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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seal trans girl named Crystal
(SHE/HER) 🏳️‍⚧️🦭
September 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it
September 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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fma is the greatest story ever written
February 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I've seen Die Hard with a Vengeance more times than I can count. I glob onto a small rotation of pure comfort movies, movies that can make me happy no matter what. Oddly, Die Hard 3 is one of those. He was always a part of something that kept me going in some really shitty moments. RIP, Graham.
September 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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One of the great character actors. The screen always lit up when he walked on. There was a kindness about him mixed with humor that you can't fake. Just one of those greats who always made every film or TV show he was in better.
Graham Greene has sadly passed away at the age of 73.

He played Skully in ‘Echo’
September 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Still on my lil break resting my guts and brain rn but my girlfriend whomst I love asked if I could draw this

Homer-a and Marge-doka
September 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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robocop
August 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM