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Uncle Crispy
@ryyzo.bsky.social
Peepis

They/She. Non-binary Free-Floating Full-Torso Vaporous Apparition. Fix your hearts or die.

May share smut. Follow at your peril!
girlboythings come with chokers for added [redacted]
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm managing my own expectations - I might not be able to go full spencer mansion, but I'm thinking of it more as a diorama of a wing, or small handful of rooms! I had a quick go at the S.T.A.R.S RPD office on the testing weekend! (I'm proud of my totally not a toilet cubicle weapons cabinet)
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
One, two... #MogMonday
October 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

Return of the Living Dead Part II! The first is a classic, the 2nd is still pretty fucking good and deserves none of the hate it gets.
September 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky

"Muffin!"
September 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
nooooo bunlith, don't activate the core to the gravity drive, there's uncomprehensible horrors there!!!!
September 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
September 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
September 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I'm predictable
September 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I've seen Die Hard with a Vengeance more times than I can count. I glob onto a small rotation of pure comfort movies, movies that can make me happy no matter what. Oddly, Die Hard 3 is one of those. He was always a part of something that kept me going in some really shitty moments. RIP, Graham.
September 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"Dontcha' wanna become a Magical Girl Midge?"
September 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
it's already peak tbh but that wont stop me being not normal about it
August 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I just love Bob Mortimer. Everything he says and does brings me absolute joy, like he was born to make people laugh.

#TaskmasterCrush
April 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
quote with a title screen iconic to you
December 28, 2024 at 6:15 AM