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The Ryan Hipp™ 🏳️‍🌈
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Capeshit, theme parks, dorky trash. Makes weird videos and shows up on podcasts sometimes. I saw a yard gnome once. It didn't scare me.
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queef wellington at your service 🫡
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Everyone on this website trying desperately to spit the hardest on this man’s grave getting upstaged by the White House Twitter account with off model AI dilbert
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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Say Hi to Kirk for me, Scotty
thanks to inflation "days" means roughly 30 minutes
January 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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thanks to inflation "days" means roughly 30 minutes
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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the state of american media summed up in one screenshot
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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no. fuck no. what the fuck are you saying. they’re shooting people in the face. they’re going door to door. they need to be arrested not given even more funding. get the fuck out of here with “restrictions”
.@PabloReports: Would you vote for any funding increases for ICE?

Warren: Not without more restrictions. This is an agency that is out of control. If we don’t get some restrictions in place, they’re going to put more American citizens at risk.
January 13, 2026 at 6:18 AM
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The four genders
January 13, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Stickers you can immediately hear.
January 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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Jack and Rose exchange fluids in The Bone Temple (1997)
January 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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84 Years Later (1997)
June 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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much respect to scott adams for inventing the dilberito: the first meal you can fuck
January 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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type of controller that would be used in one episode of ATHF and would explode when meatwad tosses in on the floor
most insane controller i’ve ever seen
January 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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ok this made me cry at my desk this morning
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Like had he died 20 years ago people would have just been all "The funny Dilbert guy? Aw man :(" instead of celebrating and memeing on it.
January 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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Another funny thing about Scott Adams is he is totally in that JK Rowling box of "People who would have been fondly remembered had they kept their evil reactionary politics to themselves"
January 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Like it's so funny how my right wing dad would go back and forth between ranting about socialism, to going off on how funny Dilbert is because it nails how miserable it is working for corporations
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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The really ironic (in hindsight) thing about Dilbert is I think reading it as a kid played a huge role in me realizing that capitalism sucks
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Damn, there goes Scott Adams. What a cautionary tale. An internationally famous syndicated comic demoted to Sinfest For Normies
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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before we all line up to tap dance in dilbert's grave, please remember he was a mother
January 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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His attitude and public persona revealed to me that his comic strip was actually not about the foibles of workplace culture but about the contempt he felt in his office jobs for everyone he worked with
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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If he'd just gone the way of Watterson, Breathed, Larson, etc he'd likely be greatly mourned today. Instead he chose to be a ridiculous, malevolent Too Online Guy and that's how he'll be remembered.
January 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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A big problem with Modern MCU - that was definitely already a thing by Endgame but has only gotten worse since - is that they have COMPLETELY lost sight of the idea that A Movie Is Just The Movie at the end of the day.
The Russo Brothers tease ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.’

“What you've been watching for the last 4 weeks... are not teasers. Or trailers. They are stories. They are clues... Pay attention.”
January 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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There should be an Ewok podracer who just hangs on like this
January 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Trump has no idea what he actually did.
Trump: "Sadly, the Great Influencer, Scott Adams, has passed away. He was a fantastic guy, who liked and respected me when it wasn’t fashionable to do so. He bravely fought a long battle against a terrible disease. My condolences go out to his family, and all of his many friends and listeners."
January 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM