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It's 1987. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.

It's 2025. PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN are in theaters.
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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It's been a long time since we last clebrated Baconalia
November 16, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Mako voiced Iroh in Avatar The Last Airbender and Aku in Samurai Jack. He passed away in 2006 and Greg Bladwin took over those roles for ATLA's 3rd & final season, The Legend of Korra, and Samurai Jack's revival.

Fuck digital necromancy. Fuck AI replacing real talent. Fuck anyone who argues for it.
Saw someone arguing about the AI voices situation and their point in defense of using AI was “there’s a new Max Payne remake coming out, the main voice actor died, how else are they supposed to give him a voice?”

It is absurd to me that this is even considered a “good point” from either side.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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And this is what folks like Michael Caine etc are enabling, not just the fact that their voice print is being used by companies in place of human voice matches or just straight up new talent, they’re enabling the idiocy of “but it has to be exactly the same as I remember” as an argument.

I hate it.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Saw someone arguing about the AI voices situation and their point in defense of using AI was “there’s a new Max Payne remake coming out, the main voice actor died, how else are they supposed to give him a voice?”

It is absurd to me that this is even considered a “good point” from either side.
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Don’t say if I were you
Or tell me what you’d do
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I actually believe that everyone is capable of doing these things and handing over the idea of doing them via a chatbot is learned helplessness
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I always come back to how insulting the idea is that I need a plagiarism chatbot to help me “organize my thoughts” and “come up with ideas,” something I am perfectly capable of doing myself and never asked for any help with
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Fixing this by inserting a new scene into Frankenstein where two women have a conversation specifically avoiding the monster or its creator, idk maybe they talk about shopping or something
Newsflash, dipshit: the novel doesn't pass it either.
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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All this AI stuff is like the emperor’s new clothes what with the people using it needing to insist “no no this isn’t AI” half the time

What I’m saying is if you meet someone who uses AI just keep asking them why they’re naked
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Kinda wild that BOTH Arnold Schwarzenegger action sci-fi movies released in 1987 and co-starring Jesse Ventura are getting new movies this month bla bla bla Doofenschmirtz nickels meme.
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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I went to columbia university and majored in diner journalism with a minor in small town diner journalism
Beyond parody at this point
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
this is soundgarden
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Occasionally I feel the need to remind people that the "Bechdel test" was a joke from a comic strip that frequently poked fun at it's characters...
Like, the literal punchline is that the last film the character watched was ALIEN.
*whispers* It is a faithful adaptation of an early 1800s novel by a woman about an arrogant self centered man

Why are people
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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A LOT of industry folks need to take "I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" to HEART.
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
RIP Jay Stein
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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You can see this happening with Debra Messing now, but these right wing turns for famous people almost always coincide with something that demonstrates an inability to find success outside the thing they’re known for. They find a marginalized group to direct their anger at and lose the plot.
A Comprehensive Timeline of J.K. Rowling's Descent Into Transphobia

From beloved children’s author to funding the legal battle to codify transphobia into law, we charted how Rowling became “queen TERF”

Next time someone asks how JKR is transphobic - send them this!
A Comprehensive Timeline of J.K. Rowling's Descent Into Transphobia
From beloved children’s author to funding the legal battle to codify transphobia into law, we charted how Rowling became “queen TERF.”
www.them.us
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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A Comprehensive Timeline of J.K. Rowling's Descent Into Transphobia

From beloved children’s author to funding the legal battle to codify transphobia into law, we charted how Rowling became “queen TERF”

Next time someone asks how JKR is transphobic - send them this!
A Comprehensive Timeline of J.K. Rowling's Descent Into Transphobia
From beloved children’s author to funding the legal battle to codify transphobia into law, we charted how Rowling became “queen TERF.”
www.them.us
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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The Mr. Beast theme park in Saudi Arabia, you say.

*Sound of me starting the clock*
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Zohran Mamdani has won the primary and the general election. Now the true contest begins.

by Andrew Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Dick Cheney dead before I wake up. Mamdani mayor before I go to sleep.

November 4th, 2025 has been the best day of the new Trump admin.
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM