Harrison Bored
@rrayome.bsky.social
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Used to have three funny tweets on Twitter seven thousand years ago.
Used to have three funny tweets on Twitter seven thousand years ago.
I’m watching Gilmore Girls for the first time.
S1:E17 - The Breakup, Part II
You can’t even begin to imagine the size of the bucket of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream that’s in this episode. You would need a commercial freezer.
#GilmoreGirls
S1:E17 - The Breakup, Part II
You can’t even begin to imagine the size of the bucket of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream that’s in this episode. You would need a commercial freezer.
#GilmoreGirls
November 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I’m watching Gilmore Girls for the first time.
S1:E17 - The Breakup, Part II
You can’t even begin to imagine the size of the bucket of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream that’s in this episode. You would need a commercial freezer.
#GilmoreGirls
S1:E17 - The Breakup, Part II
You can’t even begin to imagine the size of the bucket of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream that’s in this episode. You would need a commercial freezer.
#GilmoreGirls
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
I’m watching Gilmore Girls for the first time.
Paris likes the Bangles. And Roon sucks.
#GilmoreGirls
Paris likes the Bangles. And Roon sucks.
#GilmoreGirls
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m watching Gilmore Girls for the first time.
Paris likes the Bangles. And Roon sucks.
#GilmoreGirls
Paris likes the Bangles. And Roon sucks.
#GilmoreGirls
After all these years, has the Weyland-Yutani Corporation made one dollar from its alien research division? They’ve got to be at least 67 trillion in the hole.
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 AM
After all these years, has the Weyland-Yutani Corporation made one dollar from its alien research division? They’ve got to be at least 67 trillion in the hole.
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Also, in the aftermath of the HFBS situation, I asked Kathy Kennedy if LFL had ever turned in a finished movie script for greenlight to Disney and had it rejected. She said no, this was a first.
October 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Also, in the aftermath of the HFBS situation, I asked Kathy Kennedy if LFL had ever turned in a finished movie script for greenlight to Disney and had it rejected. She said no, this was a first.
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I want to know about the "Jesus Christ" guy, how he got into that group text and how he feels about it
October 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I want to know about the "Jesus Christ" guy, how he got into that group text and how he feels about it
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It will be important for the next Democratic administration to remember with which other countries the United States has extradition treaties.
Colombia is one of them.
Colombia is one of them.
This is an international disaster. They targeted a disabled fishing boat in Colombian territorial waters and killed fishermen.
October 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It will be important for the next Democratic administration to remember with which other countries the United States has extradition treaties.
Colombia is one of them.
Colombia is one of them.
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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You're hearing it more and more.
October 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
You're hearing it more and more.
Don’t be jealous of my pristine Jean-Luc Picard from the Star Trek: The Next Generation Customizable Card Game.
Just be jealous of his 9 Integrity.
Just be jealous of his 9 Integrity.
October 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Don’t be jealous of my pristine Jean-Luc Picard from the Star Trek: The Next Generation Customizable Card Game.
Just be jealous of his 9 Integrity.
Just be jealous of his 9 Integrity.
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- Millions of federal employees aren’t getting paid
- 15 million people about to lose their health care
- 24 million Americans could see their insurance premiums DOUBLE
Now Speaker Johnson gives House Republicans another week off work. 4 straight weeks out of DC. Unbelievable.
- 15 million people about to lose their health care
- 24 million Americans could see their insurance premiums DOUBLE
Now Speaker Johnson gives House Republicans another week off work. 4 straight weeks out of DC. Unbelievable.
October 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
- Millions of federal employees aren’t getting paid
- 15 million people about to lose their health care
- 24 million Americans could see their insurance premiums DOUBLE
Now Speaker Johnson gives House Republicans another week off work. 4 straight weeks out of DC. Unbelievable.
- 15 million people about to lose their health care
- 24 million Americans could see their insurance premiums DOUBLE
Now Speaker Johnson gives House Republicans another week off work. 4 straight weeks out of DC. Unbelievable.
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#Catatouille, the new Pixar sequel to #Ratatouille. This one helps you to get your Bachelor’s degree.
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October 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
#Catatouille, the new Pixar sequel to #Ratatouille. This one helps you to get your Bachelor’s degree.
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One Battle After Another was excellent.
As a forty-something man who keeps forgetting he can’t move like he used to and who ate shit on his mountain bike last week, let me just say I related quite a bit watching Leo fall of a roof.
5 stars.
As a forty-something man who keeps forgetting he can’t move like he used to and who ate shit on his mountain bike last week, let me just say I related quite a bit watching Leo fall of a roof.
5 stars.
October 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
One Battle After Another was excellent.
As a forty-something man who keeps forgetting he can’t move like he used to and who ate shit on his mountain bike last week, let me just say I related quite a bit watching Leo fall of a roof.
5 stars.
As a forty-something man who keeps forgetting he can’t move like he used to and who ate shit on his mountain bike last week, let me just say I related quite a bit watching Leo fall of a roof.
5 stars.
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GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
October 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL:
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.
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A pop up box on Tylenol dot com
September 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
A pop up box on Tylenol dot com
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I don’t think One Battle After Another can be over-hyped. You’re going to hear alot of what sounds like awards season hyperbole about it, but it’s not - the movie is undeniable, it really is that good. And it’s a big funny entertaining action movie, but also much more. I can’t wait to see it again.
September 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I don’t think One Battle After Another can be over-hyped. You’re going to hear alot of what sounds like awards season hyperbole about it, but it’s not - the movie is undeniable, it really is that good. And it’s a big funny entertaining action movie, but also much more. I can’t wait to see it again.
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Here if you want it. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Videos that Changed my DNA - YouTube
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August 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Here if you want it. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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I have a playlist I study time to time called "videos that changed my DNA"
August 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I have a playlist I study time to time called "videos that changed my DNA"
I've never been to a Cracker Barrel and i don't even care who knows it. Cultural osmosis tells me that they either sell furniture or snack food. I continue to refuse to google it.
August 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I've never been to a Cracker Barrel and i don't even care who knows it. Cultural osmosis tells me that they either sell furniture or snack food. I continue to refuse to google it.
If you were to draw a scatter plot of popcorn allocation where the y-axis was the row number and the x-axis was the seat number, your graph would be a perfect gray haze of dots from edge to edge.
It was magical.
4/4
It was magical.
4/4
July 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you were to draw a scatter plot of popcorn allocation where the y-axis was the row number and the x-axis was the seat number, your graph would be a perfect gray haze of dots from edge to edge.
It was magical.
4/4
It was magical.
4/4
It was like a popcorn atom bomb had exploded ten feet in the air above the center row. Every surface had an even, homogenous spread of popcorn particles perfectly coating the entire floor. There was no variation in its intensity. The distribution of popcorn was mathematically pure.
3/4
3/4
July 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It was like a popcorn atom bomb had exploded ten feet in the air above the center row. Every surface had an even, homogenous spread of popcorn particles perfectly coating the entire floor. There was no variation in its intensity. The distribution of popcorn was mathematically pure.
3/4
3/4