Rowan Bristol
@rowanbristol.bsky.social
Writer, storyteller, performer, fursuiter. Trans. Happily married 11 years.
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To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them
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Thanks, Briar!! For the three people who are like, FINALLY! The t4t mahjong thriller I've been waiting for!! 😍🀄
traumbooks.com/wake-up-book...
ARC: booksirens.com/book/TMRMJSZ...
traumbooks.com/wake-up-book...
ARC: booksirens.com/book/TMRMJSZ...
here’s my review of Wake Up!, a novella many of you would really love, I think
February 13, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Thanks, Briar!! For the three people who are like, FINALLY! The t4t mahjong thriller I've been waiting for!! 😍🀄
traumbooks.com/wake-up-book...
ARC: booksirens.com/book/TMRMJSZ...
traumbooks.com/wake-up-book...
ARC: booksirens.com/book/TMRMJSZ...
Bill Murray
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Bill Murray
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I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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I called up one of the White House's "special government employees" involved in the Fulton County FBI raid.
I ended up on the phone for almost two hours hearing about the "deep state" "cabal," "Satanists," poison soda, and the "pure evil" of "gay pride." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
I ended up on the phone for almost two hours hearing about the "deep state" "cabal," "Satanists," poison soda, and the "pure evil" of "gay pride." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I called up one of the White House's "special government employees" involved in the Fulton County FBI raid.
I ended up on the phone for almost two hours hearing about the "deep state" "cabal," "Satanists," poison soda, and the "pure evil" of "gay pride." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
I ended up on the phone for almost two hours hearing about the "deep state" "cabal," "Satanists," poison soda, and the "pure evil" of "gay pride." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
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Here is a true thing and it has nothing to do with sales or marketing or my of that noise.
If your blood family sucks, come be with us. I get the privilege of inviting you to be an honorary X-Man and you get to ride in the Blackbird and steal Gambit’s beer and be part of a family that loves you.
If your blood family sucks, come be with us. I get the privilege of inviting you to be an honorary X-Man and you get to ride in the Blackbird and steal Gambit’s beer and be part of a family that loves you.
February 9, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Here is a true thing and it has nothing to do with sales or marketing or my of that noise.
If your blood family sucks, come be with us. I get the privilege of inviting you to be an honorary X-Man and you get to ride in the Blackbird and steal Gambit’s beer and be part of a family that loves you.
If your blood family sucks, come be with us. I get the privilege of inviting you to be an honorary X-Man and you get to ride in the Blackbird and steal Gambit’s beer and be part of a family that loves you.
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Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?
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Remember, if you don't have the spoons for this, you can have them delivered from McDonald's
January 28, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Remember, if you don't have the spoons for this, you can have them delivered from McDonald's
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CREME EGG PROTEIN BARS??? HOW AM I MEANT TO KEEP WITHIN MY MACROS WITH THIS SHIT???
January 25, 2026 at 4:05 PM
CREME EGG PROTEIN BARS??? HOW AM I MEANT TO KEEP WITHIN MY MACROS WITH THIS SHIT???
Personal pride: ham and potato soup
January 18, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Personal pride: ham and potato soup
Just came back from the doctor. It seems blue cross blue shield of Illinois isn’t covering hormone testing for trans folks anymore. If you get a test, you have to sign a form saying you’re willing to pay $250 out of pocket. Thanks Howard brown for not notifying us in advance.
January 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Just came back from the doctor. It seems blue cross blue shield of Illinois isn’t covering hormone testing for trans folks anymore. If you get a test, you have to sign a form saying you’re willing to pay $250 out of pocket. Thanks Howard brown for not notifying us in advance.
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To describe the current state of the world as a daily show of deepening horrors is a massive understatement.
However, I read something today that I think more people should see and read.
I hope she doesn't mind my me sharing it here.
I'd rather be an X-Men by @gailsimone.bsky.social
However, I read something today that I think more people should see and read.
I hope she doesn't mind my me sharing it here.
I'd rather be an X-Men by @gailsimone.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
To describe the current state of the world as a daily show of deepening horrors is a massive understatement.
However, I read something today that I think more people should see and read.
I hope she doesn't mind my me sharing it here.
I'd rather be an X-Men by @gailsimone.bsky.social
However, I read something today that I think more people should see and read.
I hope she doesn't mind my me sharing it here.
I'd rather be an X-Men by @gailsimone.bsky.social
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Not all mothers love their children.
Not all rulers deserve their crowns.
THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF VALENZIAGA
Launching Q1 2026!
Imagine THE CHRONICLES OF AMBER meets POSE by way of SIGIL (PLANESCAPE)
Please Like/Share/Click ‘Notify Me On Launch’!
bit.ly/42H61Ic
Not all rulers deserve their crowns.
THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF VALENZIAGA
Launching Q1 2026!
Imagine THE CHRONICLES OF AMBER meets POSE by way of SIGIL (PLANESCAPE)
Please Like/Share/Click ‘Notify Me On Launch’!
bit.ly/42H61Ic
Coming soon: The Fall of the House of Valenziaga
A queer, science fantasy novel featuring a city beyond the edge of time and space, drag magic, and world-shaking family drama!
bit.ly
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Not all mothers love their children.
Not all rulers deserve their crowns.
THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF VALENZIAGA
Launching Q1 2026!
Imagine THE CHRONICLES OF AMBER meets POSE by way of SIGIL (PLANESCAPE)
Please Like/Share/Click ‘Notify Me On Launch’!
bit.ly/42H61Ic
Not all rulers deserve their crowns.
THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF VALENZIAGA
Launching Q1 2026!
Imagine THE CHRONICLES OF AMBER meets POSE by way of SIGIL (PLANESCAPE)
Please Like/Share/Click ‘Notify Me On Launch’!
bit.ly/42H61Ic
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MASSIVE CHAOS THREAD (daily updates):
THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF VALENZIAGA, Kickstarter tips, writing snippets, author advice, etc.
I asked a multiple-choice question, and y’all just replied “yes”, so here we go, lol!
I’ll start with a KS tips… (next post)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tri...
THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF VALENZIAGA, Kickstarter tips, writing snippets, author advice, etc.
I asked a multiple-choice question, and y’all just replied “yes”, so here we go, lol!
I’ll start with a KS tips… (next post)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tri...
Coming soon: The Fall of the House of Valenziaga: A Special Edition Novel
It’s a dynastic struggle with voguing, all-but-forgotten magics, and drag as the weapons of choice in this post-apocalyptic fantasy!
www.kickstarter.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:26 PM
MASSIVE CHAOS THREAD (daily updates):
THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF VALENZIAGA, Kickstarter tips, writing snippets, author advice, etc.
I asked a multiple-choice question, and y’all just replied “yes”, so here we go, lol!
I’ll start with a KS tips… (next post)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tri...
THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF VALENZIAGA, Kickstarter tips, writing snippets, author advice, etc.
I asked a multiple-choice question, and y’all just replied “yes”, so here we go, lol!
I’ll start with a KS tips… (next post)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/tri...
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You say “Autistic Barbie” like I don’t already know several neurodivergent dolls
January 14, 2026 at 3:45 AM
You say “Autistic Barbie” like I don’t already know several neurodivergent dolls
“Show me a comic you loved when you were 13, that’s all I need to know about you”. - Brad Meltzer
January 11, 2026 at 8:07 PM
“Show me a comic you loved when you were 13, that’s all I need to know about you”. - Brad Meltzer
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Taputapu is a lively and optimistic panda with a huge face, and he appears in picture books and anime.
January 6, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Taputapu is a lively and optimistic panda with a huge face, and he appears in picture books and anime.
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“Gender studies is useless! Now, please subscribe to my podcast on the male loneliness epidemic and be sure to check out my substack about the birth rate crisis and whether we should repeal the 19th amendment”
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 12:51 PM
“Gender studies is useless! Now, please subscribe to my podcast on the male loneliness epidemic and be sure to check out my substack about the birth rate crisis and whether we should repeal the 19th amendment”
I life it when my wife gets inspired. I can see the moments before the purchase or the project, the excitement when it arrives, and the confusion once it’s complete or acquired.
This year, I want to share in the joy. With her new fursona, her purchase of daggerheart…I want to be part of it.
This year, I want to share in the joy. With her new fursona, her purchase of daggerheart…I want to be part of it.
January 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I life it when my wife gets inspired. I can see the moments before the purchase or the project, the excitement when it arrives, and the confusion once it’s complete or acquired.
This year, I want to share in the joy. With her new fursona, her purchase of daggerheart…I want to be part of it.
This year, I want to share in the joy. With her new fursona, her purchase of daggerheart…I want to be part of it.
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Every happy, successful trans person is a conservative policy failure. We must not just survive but also thrive despite all their attempts to stop it. Live your lives accordingly.
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Every happy, successful trans person is a conservative policy failure. We must not just survive but also thrive despite all their attempts to stop it. Live your lives accordingly.
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025 no matter how small.
-learned how to take my estradiol properly.
-wrote 2 chapters of a book
-completed 2 4.0 semesters
-went out to an extremely expensive restaurant with my wife and family as myself. Looked amazing.
-learned how to take my estradiol properly.
-wrote 2 chapters of a book
-completed 2 4.0 semesters
-went out to an extremely expensive restaurant with my wife and family as myself. Looked amazing.
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025 no matter how small
- I'm consistently rowing 4 times a week
- 5 events
- Wrote two drafts and a short story
- Did not bite anyone's head off
- Made so many new friends
- I'm consistently rowing 4 times a week
- 5 events
- Wrote two drafts and a short story
- Did not bite anyone's head off
- Made so many new friends
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025 no matter how small
- Got through all my dev and copy edits for AFWTD!!
- Performed at my first reading event!
- Started therapy and switched to better meds!
- Kept up with my skincare all year💅
- [secret publishing thing I can't say yet but yay!!]
- Got through all my dev and copy edits for AFWTD!!
- Performed at my first reading event!
- Started therapy and switched to better meds!
- Kept up with my skincare all year💅
- [secret publishing thing I can't say yet but yay!!]
December 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025 no matter how small.
-learned how to take my estradiol properly.
-wrote 2 chapters of a book
-completed 2 4.0 semesters
-went out to an extremely expensive restaurant with my wife and family as myself. Looked amazing.
-learned how to take my estradiol properly.
-wrote 2 chapters of a book
-completed 2 4.0 semesters
-went out to an extremely expensive restaurant with my wife and family as myself. Looked amazing.
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This is like the second article about cis women going on T to get hornier for men from the paper that has been cited multiple times in anti-trans policymaking btw
December 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
This is like the second article about cis women going on T to get hornier for men from the paper that has been cited multiple times in anti-trans policymaking btw
Over 30 selfie thread…
These -children-…
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These -children-…
53.
December 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Over 30 selfie thread…
These -children-…
53.
These -children-…
53.
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Happy holidays to my trans homies
December 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Happy holidays to my trans homies
Thanks to @magicariot.com, I found out I was taking my estradiol wrong. Here are my post ‘full bloom’ numbers
December 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Thanks to @magicariot.com, I found out I was taking my estradiol wrong. Here are my post ‘full bloom’ numbers