Not Space Karen
@rowan68.bsky.social
Jam tolerator. Umbrage taker. Mallard unbracer. Mutton shunter.
'Vibrant and Fashionable Pruning Tool'
'Vibrant and Fashionable Pruning Tool'
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Not Space Karen
@rowan68.bsky.social
· Jan 4
No, I am not signing that fucking petition.
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Managed to say “he made an organ out of furbies” and “human centipede” on the Today programme I am retiring.
February 18, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Managed to say “he made an organ out of furbies” and “human centipede” on the Today programme I am retiring.
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Favourite that I heard was "70% of the planet's surface is covered by water. The rest is covered by N'Golo Kante."
February 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Favourite that I heard was "70% of the planet's surface is covered by water. The rest is covered by N'Golo Kante."
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Ugh, here comes RFK Jr with another one of his 'ideas'.
August 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ugh, here comes RFK Jr with another one of his 'ideas'.
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February 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Fun fact: that statue of Bruno was commissioned by Freemasons, and sculpted by a Grand Master of the order, in retaliation for Pope Leo XIII issuing a papal encyclical against freemasonry. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monumen...
February 18, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Fun fact: that statue of Bruno was commissioned by Freemasons, and sculpted by a Grand Master of the order, in retaliation for Pope Leo XIII issuing a papal encyclical against freemasonry. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monumen...
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Pancake on the streets of London. Pancake on the streets of Birmingham.
March 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Pancake on the streets of London. Pancake on the streets of Birmingham.
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Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
February 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing.
66 years old going 66 mph.
66 years old going 66 mph.
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Powerful stuff.
February 17, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Powerful stuff.
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joyce is going after elon again
February 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
joyce is going after elon again
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Heard someone refer to a (large) datacenter as an "ohio-class datacenter" and now I only want to hear datacenter sizes referred to by reference to submarine classes
February 16, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Heard someone refer to a (large) datacenter as an "ohio-class datacenter" and now I only want to hear datacenter sizes referred to by reference to submarine classes
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Shout out to throngs. Don't just run around with a group and whatnot. Make sure that shit is a throng.
February 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Shout out to throngs. Don't just run around with a group and whatnot. Make sure that shit is a throng.
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"A 25th anniversary 4K restoration of A Knight’s Tale opens in UK cinemas on 20 February." Oh God, book me in, it's not like I've done enough sobbing in the cinema this year. 😂
February 16, 2026 at 5:20 PM
"A 25th anniversary 4K restoration of A Knight’s Tale opens in UK cinemas on 20 February." Oh God, book me in, it's not like I've done enough sobbing in the cinema this year. 😂
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And then there were seven 👀
When I first spoke to @joshih.bsky.social in 2020, he'd just launched The Mill and was thinking of setting something up in Liverpool.
Less than six years later, today we're launching our seventh title in Leeds (@leedsnewlocalpaper.bsky.social).
Sign up 👉 leeds.ghost.io
When I first spoke to @joshih.bsky.social in 2020, he'd just launched The Mill and was thinking of setting something up in Liverpool.
Less than six years later, today we're launching our seventh title in Leeds (@leedsnewlocalpaper.bsky.social).
Sign up 👉 leeds.ghost.io
February 16, 2026 at 3:08 PM
And then there were seven 👀
When I first spoke to @joshih.bsky.social in 2020, he'd just launched The Mill and was thinking of setting something up in Liverpool.
Less than six years later, today we're launching our seventh title in Leeds (@leedsnewlocalpaper.bsky.social).
Sign up 👉 leeds.ghost.io
When I first spoke to @joshih.bsky.social in 2020, he'd just launched The Mill and was thinking of setting something up in Liverpool.
Less than six years later, today we're launching our seventh title in Leeds (@leedsnewlocalpaper.bsky.social).
Sign up 👉 leeds.ghost.io
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Time to retell my worst first date story:
We're having drinks and a little while in she asks if I know who Andrew Wakefield is?
I launch into a real rant: call him a liar, list off all the errors in his work, his patents and other conflicts of interest, anyway, long story short he's her godfather.
We're having drinks and a little while in she asks if I know who Andrew Wakefield is?
I launch into a real rant: call him a liar, list off all the errors in his work, his patents and other conflicts of interest, anyway, long story short he's her godfather.
Measles spreads easily. Ensuring you and your loved ones are up to date with your MMR or MMRV jabs is the best protection. Contact your GP to get vaccinated.
February 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Time to retell my worst first date story:
We're having drinks and a little while in she asks if I know who Andrew Wakefield is?
I launch into a real rant: call him a liar, list off all the errors in his work, his patents and other conflicts of interest, anyway, long story short he's her godfather.
We're having drinks and a little while in she asks if I know who Andrew Wakefield is?
I launch into a real rant: call him a liar, list off all the errors in his work, his patents and other conflicts of interest, anyway, long story short he's her godfather.
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But are we not all, in a sense, “SERVANTS OF THE WANKH”?
February 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
But are we not all, in a sense, “SERVANTS OF THE WANKH”?
My #buyastrangerabook has arrived - it looks great! Thanks to @helenliz.bsky.social for this and @biggreenbooks.bsky.social for organising :)
ANOTHER #buyastrangerabook day offer!
@helenliz.bsky.social is offering to buy someone a copy of Miss Winter in the Library with a Knife by Martin Edwards.
Check it out and let us know if you'd like it?
UK only
@helenliz.bsky.social is offering to buy someone a copy of Miss Winter in the Library with a Knife by Martin Edwards.
Check it out and let us know if you'd like it?
UK only
February 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
My #buyastrangerabook has arrived - it looks great! Thanks to @helenliz.bsky.social for this and @biggreenbooks.bsky.social for organising :)
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I want to see Jared Harris explaining this by putting cards on shelves
February 16, 2026 at 12:38 PM
I want to see Jared Harris explaining this by putting cards on shelves
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yer da's about to lose it
Premier League and EFL to continue with breaks for Ramadan
Matches will briefly stop during a natural pause in play to allow Muslim players to break their fast - as has been the case since 2021 across English football.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 16, 2026 at 12:40 PM
yer da's about to lose it
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