Rory Mallette
@rorymallette.bsky.social
god damnit Dutch
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
god damnit Dutch
My man's out here hitting the Qui-Gon Jinn
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My man's out here hitting the Qui-Gon Jinn
He's lost his fastball
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
He's lost his fastball
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a good bat that don’t break and fly off when you swinging
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
a good bat that don’t break and fly off when you swinging
Months of buying into the MARTY SUPREME hype just to find out now that Kevin O'Leary is in it
August 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Months of buying into the MARTY SUPREME hype just to find out now that Kevin O'Leary is in it
Say what you will about the Toronto Maple Leafs, but blasting a Linkin Park song from 2003 in Scotiabank Arena after a collapse like that is hilarious
May 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Say what you will about the Toronto Maple Leafs, but blasting a Linkin Park song from 2003 in Scotiabank Arena after a collapse like that is hilarious
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Tfw the most clearly sophisticated yet weirdly disrespected iteration of the new Star Wars stuff gets backfilled with two dozen hours of the best storytelling in recent memory
May 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Tfw the most clearly sophisticated yet weirdly disrespected iteration of the new Star Wars stuff gets backfilled with two dozen hours of the best storytelling in recent memory
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nathan fielder (narrating): in order to better understand airline captains, i have to know what it means to lead. so i spent the last year in disguise as an italian cardinal named pizzaballa with a plan to get elected pope in the next conclave. i recreated the sistine chapel in a studio warehouse,
May 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
nathan fielder (narrating): in order to better understand airline captains, i have to know what it means to lead. so i spent the last year in disguise as an italian cardinal named pizzaballa with a plan to get elected pope in the next conclave. i recreated the sistine chapel in a studio warehouse,
I'm DMing a one-shot this afternoon to introduce a friend to D&D, just as you did for me all those years ago. May they sing the song of your legacy for generations, brother 🫡
May 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm DMing a one-shot this afternoon to introduce a friend to D&D, just as you did for me all those years ago. May they sing the song of your legacy for generations, brother 🫡
Fortune cookie's trying to make me act up. Should've come with instructions for blowing up a pipeline. Stellan Skarsgård in Andor sounding ass fortune cookie
May 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Fortune cookie's trying to make me act up. Should've come with instructions for blowing up a pipeline. Stellan Skarsgård in Andor sounding ass fortune cookie
People who yell out joke answers during every round at trivia night: I see you, I hear you, and I think you need to be put on a barge
April 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
People who yell out joke answers during every round at trivia night: I see you, I hear you, and I think you need to be put on a barge
Sergio Castellitto will return as Cardinal Tedesco in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
March 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sergio Castellitto will return as Cardinal Tedesco in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
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Does this take start falling apart around track five? Sure. That's why it's best to simply ignore "Rory's Music Opinions"
March 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Does this take start falling apart around track five? Sure. That's why it's best to simply ignore "Rory's Music Opinions"
Three songs into Mayhem and I've heard enough, I'm calling it: Lady Gaga made a Nine Inch Nails album
March 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Three songs into Mayhem and I've heard enough, I'm calling it: Lady Gaga made a Nine Inch Nails album
The Best Sound recognizer has logged on
March 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The Best Sound recognizer has logged on
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“James Bond: It’s Going To Suck After This”
March 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
“James Bond: It’s Going To Suck After This”
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at the rate this is going the academy awards should change their name to the movie awards
March 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
at the rate this is going the academy awards should change their name to the movie awards
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hockey’s too fast. they should get rid of it
February 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
hockey’s too fast. they should get rid of it
Ooouuu he's at it again
February 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Ooouuu he's at it again