Rory Mallette
@rorymallette.bsky.social
god damnit Dutch
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
god damnit Dutch
My man's out here hitting the Qui-Gon Jinn
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My man's out here hitting the Qui-Gon Jinn
He's lost his fastball
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
He's lost his fastball
Months of buying into the MARTY SUPREME hype just to find out now that Kevin O'Leary is in it
August 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Months of buying into the MARTY SUPREME hype just to find out now that Kevin O'Leary is in it
Fortune cookie's trying to make me act up. Should've come with instructions for blowing up a pipeline. Stellan Skarsgård in Andor sounding ass fortune cookie
May 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Fortune cookie's trying to make me act up. Should've come with instructions for blowing up a pipeline. Stellan Skarsgård in Andor sounding ass fortune cookie
Sergio Castellitto will return as Cardinal Tedesco in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
March 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sergio Castellitto will return as Cardinal Tedesco in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
The Best Sound recognizer has logged on
March 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The Best Sound recognizer has logged on
Ooouuu he's at it again
February 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Ooouuu he's at it again
DM: The castle is heavily guarded. You'll need to find a way to sneak in.
Druid: I'll cast Pass Without Trace.
Rogue: Can I roll a stealth check?
Barbarian:
Druid: I'll cast Pass Without Trace.
Rogue: Can I roll a stealth check?
Barbarian:
February 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
DM: The castle is heavily guarded. You'll need to find a way to sneak in.
Druid: I'll cast Pass Without Trace.
Rogue: Can I roll a stealth check?
Barbarian:
Druid: I'll cast Pass Without Trace.
Rogue: Can I roll a stealth check?
Barbarian:
Reporting live from where that cybertruck exploded this morning. I have nothing to add other than the fact that this street corner smells exactly like a petting zoo
January 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Reporting live from where that cybertruck exploded this morning. I have nothing to add other than the fact that this street corner smells exactly like a petting zoo
When my D&D players ask me to come up with NPC names on the fly
January 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
When my D&D players ask me to come up with NPC names on the fly
Ringing in the new year with the most important people in my life: @nickigorman.bsky.social, the Din Tai Fung guy, four framed photos of Christopher Walken, and of course, Carrot Top
January 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Ringing in the new year with the most important people in my life: @nickigorman.bsky.social, the Din Tai Fung guy, four framed photos of Christopher Walken, and of course, Carrot Top
This feed is quickly becoming "Rory goes to a hockey game." Oh well
December 31, 2024 at 7:50 PM
This feed is quickly becoming "Rory goes to a hockey game." Oh well
You have been visited by Smiling Marty. Repost in 2.6 seconds for more olés and Habs wins
December 30, 2024 at 12:44 AM
You have been visited by Smiling Marty. Repost in 2.6 seconds for more olés and Habs wins
Come on. She's a STAR
December 18, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Come on. She's a STAR
I swear @nickigorman.bsky.social is minutes away from leaving me for this elephant and frankly, I get it
December 18, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I swear @nickigorman.bsky.social is minutes away from leaving me for this elephant and frankly, I get it
The Montreal Victoire home jersey is even sicker in person. Instant top 5 all-time hockey jersey. I will not be taking any questions at this time
November 30, 2024 at 10:36 PM
The Montreal Victoire home jersey is even sicker in person. Instant top 5 all-time hockey jersey. I will not be taking any questions at this time
Running my first D&D session in about a year tomorrow. I know what you're thinking. "46447 characters? That's a lot of NPCs!" Hey, come on now
November 23, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Running my first D&D session in about a year tomorrow. I know what you're thinking. "46447 characters? That's a lot of NPCs!" Hey, come on now
