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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
“oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
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Password to louvre surveillance server upgraded to “louvre1.”
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Password to louvre surveillance server upgraded to “louvre1.”
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(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
October 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
¿Me estoy volviendo mejor en este juego o el juego bajó la dificultad? La película basada en el musical.
October 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
¿Me estoy volviendo mejor en este juego o el juego bajó la dificultad? La película basada en el musical.
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Al vecino que práctica la batería ya le llegó el chisme de la gira de Radiohead y ya se puso a tocar cosas fuera de su liga, otra vez.
September 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Al vecino que práctica la batería ya le llegó el chisme de la gira de Radiohead y ya se puso a tocar cosas fuera de su liga, otra vez.
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Inside you there are two wolves. One is active, the other one is on hot standby and becomes active if the first one fails or is taken down for maintenance. Add more wolves as necessary for increased redundancy load balancing. A quorum badger can be added for environments with multiple active wolves.
May 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Inside you there are two wolves. One is active, the other one is on hot standby and becomes active if the first one fails or is taken down for maintenance. Add more wolves as necessary for increased redundancy load balancing. A quorum badger can be added for environments with multiple active wolves.
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Que locura lo de Brent Hinds, que fea manera de irse. RIP
August 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Que locura lo de Brent Hinds, que fea manera de irse. RIP
"Un gran poder conlleva una gran bolsa de camarones" - Stan Lee
The FDA warns public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination a radioactive isotope
FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart
The FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137.
abcnews.link
August 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"Un gran poder conlleva una gran bolsa de camarones" - Stan Lee
Estaba oyendo un disco de Nine Inch Nails que conozco muy bien y me sacó de onda un drone que nunca había oído antes en una canción, era la podadora del vecino.
August 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Estaba oyendo un disco de Nine Inch Nails que conozco muy bien y me sacó de onda un drone que nunca había oído antes en una canción, era la podadora del vecino.
#SlightlyDiminishABand
Annoyed against the machine
Annoyed against the machine
August 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
#SlightlyDiminishABand
Annoyed against the machine
Annoyed against the machine
#SlightlyDiminishABand
Eight and a half inch nails
Eight and a half inch nails
August 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
#SlightlyDiminishABand
Eight and a half inch nails
Eight and a half inch nails
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ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.
August 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.
Lo único decepcionante de Weapons es enterarse de todas las personas que no han visto Barbarian.
August 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Lo único decepcionante de Weapons es enterarse de todas las personas que no han visto Barbarian.
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‘Seek Funding’ Step Added To Scientific Method
‘Seek Funding’ Step Added To Scientific Method
PARIS—In an effort to modernize the principles and empirical procedures of examining phenomena and advancing humanity’s collective knowledge, the International Council for Science announced Thursday t...
theonion.com
August 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
‘Seek Funding’ Step Added To Scientific Method
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