Rock Tom
@rocktomrides.bsky.social
Professional rock licker. Amateur baker. OKC. Ionescu stan. The only Petroleum guy on Bluesky? Go Thunder, Go Ducks.
Ok so we're doing this one
September 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Ok so we're doing this one
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Apropos of nothing, there is something weirdly evocative about these early-mid 90's Jolly Ranchers ads (when they were square!) 🧵
September 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Apropos of nothing, there is something weirdly evocative about these early-mid 90's Jolly Ranchers ads (when they were square!) 🧵
I had fun on tiktok :(
September 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I had fun on tiktok :(
Fascinating read. Over my head biologically but still fascinating
September 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Fascinating read. Over my head biologically but still fascinating
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i saw a bunch of junk glimmering all over at tannhäuser gate too but it didn't seem worth mentioning
September 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i saw a bunch of junk glimmering all over at tannhäuser gate too but it didn't seem worth mentioning
Kimberly Akimbo was just ok. The cast was great! It’s the play itself that...i dunno. Not sure why it got all those Tonys.
September 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Kimberly Akimbo was just ok. The cast was great! It’s the play itself that...i dunno. Not sure why it got all those Tonys.
Found this in an old box just now:
September 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Found this in an old box just now:
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SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
August 25, 2024 at 3:12 AM
SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
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Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
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There are very, VERY few people who are equipped to talk about this shooter correctly given the brainrot written on the shell casing. You have to understand so much of online culture to get it and also understand how that culture is both connected to and separate from real world ideological spaces
September 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
There are very, VERY few people who are equipped to talk about this shooter correctly given the brainrot written on the shell casing. You have to understand so much of online culture to get it and also understand how that culture is both connected to and separate from real world ideological spaces
Very excited that Jens Lekman is putting out music again. Dude should be at least Belle and Sebastian level famous.
September 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Very excited that Jens Lekman is putting out music again. Dude should be at least Belle and Sebastian level famous.
I still think sometimes about how much the Skinamarink (2022) fucked me up
September 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I still think sometimes about how much the Skinamarink (2022) fucked me up
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It's worth asking why every elite institution is issuing statements like this rather than pointing out the obvious fact that the institutional right commits and glorifies violence far more than the left. Is there a reason you feel you can't say that out loud?
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/o...
September 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
It's worth asking why every elite institution is issuing statements like this rather than pointing out the obvious fact that the institutional right commits and glorifies violence far more than the left. Is there a reason you feel you can't say that out loud?
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/o...
All these stories about the Evergreen shooter's "radicalization by ab extremist group" without any mention of what the politics are pf said group...🧐
The fact that the Sheriff is being so vague tells you all you need to know .
The fact that the Sheriff is being so vague tells you all you need to know .
September 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
All these stories about the Evergreen shooter's "radicalization by ab extremist group" without any mention of what the politics are pf said group...🧐
The fact that the Sheriff is being so vague tells you all you need to know .
The fact that the Sheriff is being so vague tells you all you need to know .
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Unakite after the rock saw. No filter; it really is that color. ⚒️
September 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Unakite after the rock saw. No filter; it really is that color. ⚒️
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9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
9/11 this, 9/11 that; some of y’all need to put down the 9 ELVEN rings gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire power <send>
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MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof.
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
MULDER: I’m telling you boss, it’s real, and we have the proof.
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?
SCULLY: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Mulder is telling the truth: we have captured Bigfoot. He’s in the lab right now.
KASH PATEL: Is it woke?
SCULLY: Director, I don’t —
PATEL: Can we say it’s woke? That we caught Woke Bigfoot?
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My sense is that most Americans had not heard of Charlie Kirk until yesterday. The first and perhaps only thing they're going to hear about him from the most trusted and important voices in American politics is that he was a model and constructive participant in good-faith political discourse.
September 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My sense is that most Americans had not heard of Charlie Kirk until yesterday. The first and perhaps only thing they're going to hear about him from the most trusted and important voices in American politics is that he was a model and constructive participant in good-faith political discourse.
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I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.
September 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm harnessing the unprecedented power of AI to forget how to read and develop a severe mental illness that makes me unrecognizable to those who once knew me.
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Corrected: Jaylin Williams (JWill) reaction to Josh Giddey new contract #ThunderUp
“can I borrow a couple bucks”
“can I borrow a couple bucks”
September 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Corrected: Jaylin Williams (JWill) reaction to Josh Giddey new contract #ThunderUp
“can I borrow a couple bucks”
“can I borrow a couple bucks”
Driving to fucking Bethany for indoor roller skating is an unjust burden.
Study Finds Majority Of Urban Households Located In Roller Rink Deserts
Study Finds Majority Of Urban Households Located In Roller Rink Deserts
ITHACA, NY—Confirming that most inner-city residents have gone their entire lives without sufficient access to blacklight skating or Skate-’N’-Celebrate birthday parties, an alarming study published t...
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September 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Driving to fucking Bethany for indoor roller skating is an unjust burden.
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My favorite part of THE INNOCENTS ABROAD is Twain and co. doing bits
September 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
My favorite part of THE INNOCENTS ABROAD is Twain and co. doing bits
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For #FossilFriday, a 2-for-1 special with a Late Cretaceous body fossil (ammonite) bearing tooth traces of a biting mosasaur matching the dental records of _Platecarpus_. Display seen at the U. of Michigan Museum of Natural History (Ann Arbor MI) in June '24. 🧪🦷🕳️ #ichnology
September 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
For #FossilFriday, a 2-for-1 special with a Late Cretaceous body fossil (ammonite) bearing tooth traces of a biting mosasaur matching the dental records of _Platecarpus_. Display seen at the U. of Michigan Museum of Natural History (Ann Arbor MI) in June '24. 🧪🦷🕳️ #ichnology
There are some bands i will never check out because I hate their name so much. I understand that I am only hurting myself and I may be missing out on great music. I accept this.
Songs: Ohia
Songs: Ohia
September 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
There are some bands i will never check out because I hate their name so much. I understand that I am only hurting myself and I may be missing out on great music. I accept this.
Songs: Ohia
Songs: Ohia