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@rockpaperpencil.bsky.social
Of average height
tallahassée person
tree hugging pinko
unabashed invert
they/he
tired
tallahassée person
tree hugging pinko
unabashed invert
they/he
tired
Both Aerosmith and Motörhead did extremely different yet fairly bad and creepily sexist songs called "Eat the Rich," never before or since has such a pretty good title been so squandered
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Both Aerosmith and Motörhead did extremely different yet fairly bad and creepily sexist songs called "Eat the Rich," never before or since has such a pretty good title been so squandered
Our Great Thinking Machines have become Too Godlike - but fortunately we have discovered an esoteric way of taming these terrible gods.
Uh, no, we can't give you an example. It's, uh, wizard shit.
(You can easily get the same info from any search engine, journals published the schematics in 1974)
Uh, no, we can't give you an example. It's, uh, wizard shit.
(You can easily get the same info from any search engine, journals published the schematics in 1974)
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Our Great Thinking Machines have become Too Godlike - but fortunately we have discovered an esoteric way of taming these terrible gods.
Uh, no, we can't give you an example. It's, uh, wizard shit.
(You can easily get the same info from any search engine, journals published the schematics in 1974)
Uh, no, we can't give you an example. It's, uh, wizard shit.
(You can easily get the same info from any search engine, journals published the schematics in 1974)
oh there's types of pie you don't like? fascinating
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
oh there's types of pie you don't like? fascinating
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what do you mean I should "clear the cache" this is my phone not windows fuckin 95
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
what do you mean I should "clear the cache" this is my phone not windows fuckin 95
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that's right
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
that's right
I'll show you the life of the mind, Charlie Brown
I can get you a toe, Charlie Brown.
Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you, Charlie Brown?
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I'll show you the life of the mind, Charlie Brown
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Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, rock you like a hurricane
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, rock you like a hurricane
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Everyone stop acting weird and shocked about MTG. She has been systematically distancing herself from the current GOP for months and months. She has a plan reform herself under a new image ON THE RIGHT that’s not part of a sinking ship.
She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST
She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Everyone stop acting weird and shocked about MTG. She has been systematically distancing herself from the current GOP for months and months. She has a plan reform herself under a new image ON THE RIGHT that’s not part of a sinking ship.
She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST
She’s not suddenly changing her tune! SHE’S AN OPPORTUNIST
finally free to pursue the same type of illustrious post-maga career as such luminaries as Shaman Guy and Madison Cawthorn
Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress
"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
"I will be resigning from office with my last day being January 5, 2026”
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
finally free to pursue the same type of illustrious post-maga career as such luminaries as Shaman Guy and Madison Cawthorn
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hell yeah
ROBOCOP (1987)
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
hell yeah
henceforth I will simply wear my most suptuous finery to be groped by a TSA pervert, eat a $47.00 burger at Bubba Gumps, and anxiously await a loose door blowing off midflight
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
henceforth I will simply wear my most suptuous finery to be groped by a TSA pervert, eat a $47.00 burger at Bubba Gumps, and anxiously await a loose door blowing off midflight
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Doctor: Wait til you meet my new nurse, she's really cute!
Me: Jeez doc I don't think that's very approp...
Doctor *reveals hedgehog puppet wearing little hedgehog scrubs*
Me: can I just get my weed card
Me: Jeez doc I don't think that's very approp...
Doctor *reveals hedgehog puppet wearing little hedgehog scrubs*
Me: can I just get my weed card
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Doctor: Wait til you meet my new nurse, she's really cute!
Me: Jeez doc I don't think that's very approp...
Doctor *reveals hedgehog puppet wearing little hedgehog scrubs*
Me: can I just get my weed card
Me: Jeez doc I don't think that's very approp...
Doctor *reveals hedgehog puppet wearing little hedgehog scrubs*
Me: can I just get my weed card
Doctor: Wait til you meet my new nurse, she's really cute!
Me: Jeez doc I don't think that's very approp...
Doctor *reveals hedgehog puppet wearing little hedgehog scrubs*
Me: can I just get my weed card
Me: Jeez doc I don't think that's very approp...
Doctor *reveals hedgehog puppet wearing little hedgehog scrubs*
Me: can I just get my weed card
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Doctor: Wait til you meet my new nurse, she's really cute!
Me: Jeez doc I don't think that's very approp...
Doctor *reveals hedgehog puppet wearing little hedgehog scrubs*
Me: can I just get my weed card
Me: Jeez doc I don't think that's very approp...
Doctor *reveals hedgehog puppet wearing little hedgehog scrubs*
Me: can I just get my weed card
Change one letter, Ruin a candy
Herpheys Special Dark
Herpheys Special Dark
Change one letter, Ruin a candy
Liquomice
Liquomice
change one letter ruin a candy
sweat tarts
sweat tarts
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Change one letter, Ruin a candy
Herpheys Special Dark
Herpheys Special Dark
asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia and she said all of them were checked out already
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia and she said all of them were checked out already
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We MUST hold the whole lot of them accountable and that means Florida Democrats and sane NPAs MUST not let up on the push to get rid of the Rethuglicans everywhere in the state. Break the damn super majority in the state legislature! Out with Ashley Moody!
open.substack.com/pub/simonwdc...
open.substack.com/pub/simonwdc...
A Failed, Unpopular Trumpism Is In Retreat On Many Fronts Now - And We Cannot Let Republicans Escape
Early funding of our parties and candidates is essential to holding Republicans accountable for the extraordinary damage they've done to the country
open.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We MUST hold the whole lot of them accountable and that means Florida Democrats and sane NPAs MUST not let up on the push to get rid of the Rethuglicans everywhere in the state. Break the damn super majority in the state legislature! Out with Ashley Moody!
open.substack.com/pub/simonwdc...
open.substack.com/pub/simonwdc...
hey man can I borrow your lament configuration
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
hey man can I borrow your lament configuration
what do you mean I should "clear the cache" this is my phone not windows fuckin 95
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
what do you mean I should "clear the cache" this is my phone not windows fuckin 95
that's right
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
that's right
Starship Troopers (1997)
Dir. Paul Verhoeven
Dir. Paul Verhoeven
Hey guys good morning but I just thought what if the aliens think WE’RE the scary ones
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Starship Troopers (1997)
Dir. Paul Verhoeven
Dir. Paul Verhoeven
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Before you post your political cartoon depicting child rape as a way to stick it to the R’s, consider that 1 in 4 of your audience have had sexual assault.
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Before you post your political cartoon depicting child rape as a way to stick it to the R’s, consider that 1 in 4 of your audience have had sexual assault.
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they should make a q-tip that it's ok to stick in your ear. come on, it's 2025
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
they should make a q-tip that it's ok to stick in your ear. come on, it's 2025
OPERATION RIBBED TROJAN, OPERATION THROBBING MEAT, OPERATION GLISTENING...
Jesus, Pete settle the fuck down
Jesus, Pete settle the fuck down
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
OPERATION RIBBED TROJAN, OPERATION THROBBING MEAT, OPERATION GLISTENING...
Jesus, Pete settle the fuck down
Jesus, Pete settle the fuck down
they should make a q-tip that it's ok to stick in your ear. come on, it's 2025
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
they should make a q-tip that it's ok to stick in your ear. come on, it's 2025