Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski)
@robotswithcoffee.bsky.social
Amateur cartoonist, robotswithcoffee.com
Sorry for the political & baseball posts
Sorry for the political & baseball posts
Yay @ryandunlavey.bsky.social thanks
February 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Yay @ryandunlavey.bsky.social thanks
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Tryout page for Marvel, from the late 1970s. The artist was deemed not worthy. His name? Dave Stevens!
February 13, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Tryout page for Marvel, from the late 1970s. The artist was deemed not worthy. His name? Dave Stevens!
People at my day job are driving me nuts this week so I'm having a quick lunch from the Mariano's hot bar and hoping everyone had untreatable heart attacks when I get back.
February 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
People at my day job are driving me nuts this week so I'm having a quick lunch from the Mariano's hot bar and hoping everyone had untreatable heart attacks when I get back.
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My first thought exactly, this is just performative to get any crack in the DHS funding bill. Call your reps and tell them to hold the line.
This victory belongs to the people of Minnesota who have inspired all of us by transforming crisis into action and tragedy into solidarity. People power works.
The timing of this announcement — shortly before Congress votes on a DHS funding bill — is no accident.
The timing of this announcement — shortly before Congress votes on a DHS funding bill — is no accident.
Trump administration says it is ending its immigration surge in Minnesota
More than 4,000 undocumented immigrants have been apprehended since the operation began in November, according to the Department of Homeland Security.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
My first thought exactly, this is just performative to get any crack in the DHS funding bill. Call your reps and tell them to hold the line.
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I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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February 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.
I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”
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I’ve never felt unsafe in this bougie neighborhood a day in my life. This is a 25 mph zone, full of fancy bars and restaurants, a curling club, salons, boutiques, and one of the busiest coffee shops around. They are doing their damndest to wreck everything here.
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I’ve never felt unsafe in this bougie neighborhood a day in my life. This is a 25 mph zone, full of fancy bars and restaurants, a curling club, salons, boutiques, and one of the busiest coffee shops around. They are doing their damndest to wreck everything here.
Looking at the pre-orders for April and the new Spidey/Superman crossover comic, at a $7.99 pricepoint, has 23 (TWENTY THREE) covers offered.
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Looking at the pre-orders for April and the new Spidey/Superman crossover comic, at a $7.99 pricepoint, has 23 (TWENTY THREE) covers offered.
He should lose money every time he demands stupid things. Like a Stupid Tax.
Elon Musk told employees at xAI, his artificial intelligence company, on Tuesday that the company needed a factory on the moon to build A.I. satellites and a massive catapult to launch them into space.
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
In a meeting with employees at his company xAI, Mr. Musk revealed a vision for a facility that includes a giant catapult to launch his satellites into space.
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
He should lose money every time he demands stupid things. Like a Stupid Tax.
This will have to be one of the many impeachment trials in 2027. Right? Right?
February 11, 2026 at 1:11 PM
This will have to be one of the many impeachment trials in 2027. Right? Right?
Last night got a little out of control, it was a 2 root beer evening. Watch out!
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Last night got a little out of control, it was a 2 root beer evening. Watch out!
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It's real!! I'm so proud to finally have a book collecting some of my 11 years worth of work on the Phoenix Comic! Out in June and available to preorder now!
February 11, 2026 at 11:19 AM
It's real!! I'm so proud to finally have a book collecting some of my 11 years worth of work on the Phoenix Comic! Out in June and available to preorder now!
Are they telling us Epsteins island was Galts Gultch?
“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.”
Works for me.
Works for me.
February 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Are they telling us Epsteins island was Galts Gultch?
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February 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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Announcing…. my new book, THE DISSIDENTS.
A story about Autocrats, Vigilantes, Communists.... and Cartoonists!
For sale September 15, from Abrams Comicarts.
A story about Autocrats, Vigilantes, Communists.... and Cartoonists!
For sale September 15, from Abrams Comicarts.
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Announcing…. my new book, THE DISSIDENTS.
A story about Autocrats, Vigilantes, Communists.... and Cartoonists!
For sale September 15, from Abrams Comicarts.
A story about Autocrats, Vigilantes, Communists.... and Cartoonists!
For sale September 15, from Abrams Comicarts.
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ALL THE MEDALS.
Lara Naki Gutmann skates to the theme from JAWS 🦈 🎶 #olympics
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
ALL THE MEDALS.
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We're SO excited to announce Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff will be the guest bad guys on the fourth and final show of this run. In addition to that, Trace and Frank will be cowriting this episode along with the RiffTrax gang. We're over the moon!
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
We're SO excited to announce Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff will be the guest bad guys on the fourth and final show of this run. In addition to that, Trace and Frank will be cowriting this episode along with the RiffTrax gang. We're over the moon!
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Dismissed because of jurisdictional confusion, it should be stressed, rather than any new revelation that would discredit the survivors of sexual assault who have come forward.
Federal judges have dismissed three lawsuits accusing British author Neil Gaiman of sexually assaulting his children's nanny in New Zealand.
US judges dismiss lawsuits accusing fantasy author Neil Gaiman of sexual assault in New Zealand
Federal judges have dismissed three lawsuits accusing British author Neil Gaiman of sexually assaulting his children's nanny in New Zealand.
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Dismissed because of jurisdictional confusion, it should be stressed, rather than any new revelation that would discredit the survivors of sexual assault who have come forward.
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Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Throwback Thursday - I get my test copy of RwC 1 TEN YEARS AGO today. I've reprinted it a few times since and then made a "2nd print" with a new back cover and a few slight changes.
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Throwback Thursday - I get my test copy of RwC 1 TEN YEARS AGO today. I've reprinted it a few times since and then made a "2nd print" with a new back cover and a few slight changes.
My comic haul is 2/3 @davidlapham.bsky.social related. :P
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 PM
My comic haul is 2/3 @davidlapham.bsky.social related. :P
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That’s what’s up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
That’s what’s up.
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Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
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I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.
NEWS: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept his job, got 'no discipline' on his record, UAW says.
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
UAW: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept job, 'no discipline' on record
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.
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Mobile Suit Kampfer!
Print should be ready by #Katsucon this weekend!
#mobilesuit #kampfer #illustration
#commission
Print should be ready by #Katsucon this weekend!
#mobilesuit #kampfer #illustration
#commission
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Mobile Suit Kampfer!
Print should be ready by #Katsucon this weekend!
#mobilesuit #kampfer #illustration
#commission
Print should be ready by #Katsucon this weekend!
#mobilesuit #kampfer #illustration
#commission