Robots With Coffee (Paul Czarnowski)
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Sorry for the political & baseball posts
Sorry for the political & baseball posts
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pfft. rookies.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
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Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
pfft. rookies.
It's tuesday!
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
It's tuesday!
Today's comic strip, more Mal and Dee! robotswithcoffee.com/2025/11/11/m...
Mal & Dee 25-2 programmed for comedy
The origin of Gary, and yup that’s Garytron, continues! BUY THE MAL & DEE COMIC! HURRY! I have plenty of copies, no hurry.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Today's comic strip, more Mal and Dee! robotswithcoffee.com/2025/11/11/m...
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
They're codifying directive 4 from Robocpp as the rule of law
Buried inside the deal to reopen government is a provision that would give Senators private right of action to sue for millions in damages over their phone records being analyzed by Jack Smith's team.
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
Shutdown Deal Would Let Senators Sue Over Jack Smith Searches
Senators whose phone records were sought by Special Counsel Jack Smith would gain authority to sue for millions in damages under a provision buried in the Senate-advanced deal to reopen the government...
news.bloomberglaw.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
They're codifying directive 4 from Robocpp as the rule of law
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#DidYouKnow that the stars of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" made cameos in Marvel’s "Generation 2" comic? As the Autobots and Decepticons explore the dead moon of J'asik, the remains of Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot appear as some of the many victims of the Swarm!
tfwiki.net/wiki/Swarm_(...
tfwiki.net/wiki/Swarm_(...
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
#DidYouKnow that the stars of "Mystery Science Theater 3000" made cameos in Marvel’s "Generation 2" comic? As the Autobots and Decepticons explore the dead moon of J'asik, the remains of Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot appear as some of the many victims of the Swarm!
tfwiki.net/wiki/Swarm_(...
tfwiki.net/wiki/Swarm_(...
For #noirvember, here's another double feature, including a movie directed by William Castle before his famous gimmicks. robotswithcoffee.com/2018/08/30/m...
Movie Reviews: Force Of Evil (1948) & Undertow (1949)
Today I’m going to cover two crime films I saw somewhat recently, before the memory fades because it’s been so long, or because the movies are that mediocre. Force Of Evil (1948) –…
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November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
For #noirvember, here's another double feature, including a movie directed by William Castle before his famous gimmicks. robotswithcoffee.com/2018/08/30/m...
Today's comic strip - Mal & Dee continue! This week, the origin of Garytron! Who is Garytron? A throwaway gag from the first issue? Find out! Kinda!
robotswithcoffee.com/2025/11/10/m...
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Mal & Dee 25-1 A Long Time Ago exe
HELLO! Welcome back! We kick off the 2nd Mal & Dee adventure with a flashback…the origin of…GARY? There will be four strips this week. If you’re paying attention, this is stri…
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November 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Today's comic strip - Mal & Dee continue! This week, the origin of Garytron! Who is Garytron? A throwaway gag from the first issue? Find out! Kinda!
robotswithcoffee.com/2025/11/10/m...
robotswithcoffee.com/2025/11/10/m...
Getting coffee on a Monday
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Getting coffee on a Monday
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It would help us so much if just a handful more these managed to sell. It would give us a lil bit of breathing room after multiple expensive dental procedures this year. Please consider giving these originals a new home or sharing the post with someone who might like them. Many thanks in advance!
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It would help us so much if just a handful more these managed to sell. It would give us a lil bit of breathing room after multiple expensive dental procedures this year. Please consider giving these originals a new home or sharing the post with someone who might like them. Many thanks in advance!
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How to find food — or help neighbors in need — while SNAP is paused: blockclubchi.co/4nI7m93
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
How to find food — or help neighbors in need — while SNAP is paused: blockclubchi.co/4nI7m93
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the aim of the american constitutional structure is twofold: to prevent major change without consensus and to have a workable system of self-government. supermajority rules for ordinary business might promote consensus (i think this is wrong btw) but they make government unworkable!
November 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
the aim of the american constitutional structure is twofold: to prevent major change without consensus and to have a workable system of self-government. supermajority rules for ordinary business might promote consensus (i think this is wrong btw) but they make government unworkable!
If anyone wants a copy of Mal & Dee 1 or an RwC comics 1-4 bundle or the mug, I can get packages in the mail on Monday. ko-fi.com/robotswithco...
Visit Robots With Coffee Paul's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
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November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
If anyone wants a copy of Mal & Dee 1 or an RwC comics 1-4 bundle or the mug, I can get packages in the mail on Monday. ko-fi.com/robotswithco...
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One of the funniest things about getting older is watching people my age succumb to nostalgia about these terrible films.
God its so insane anakin admits to slaughtering a bunch of kids and it’s just a non factor for padme
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 AM
One of the funniest things about getting older is watching people my age succumb to nostalgia about these terrible films.
Translations of your books overseas are just going to be your characters agreeing that billionaires are awesome, in every language.
Amazon has launched a new AI-driven translation service, Kindle Translate, for Kindle Direct Publishing authors 👇 #BookSky
Amazon launches AI translation service for indie authors
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November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Translations of your books overseas are just going to be your characters agreeing that billionaires are awesome, in every language.
Made it to the weekend
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Made it to the weekend
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Happy #caturday! Interested in a pet portrait this holiday season? I ship anywhere in the US.
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November 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Happy #caturday! Interested in a pet portrait this holiday season? I ship anywhere in the US.
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Happy #noirvember, here's a quick write up of Cry Danger, which stars Leonard from Community. "Shut up Leonard, we know you lied about a crime to get a man out of jail only to follow him to see where he hid his stolen money." I forgot what episode that quote is from.
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Happy #noirvember, here's a quick write up of Cry Danger, which stars Leonard from Community. "Shut up Leonard, we know you lied about a crime to get a man out of jail only to follow him to see where he hid his stolen money." I forgot what episode that quote is from.
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I’m pretty sure winning a slam dunk lawsuit against this criminal extortion would have been cheaper than dropping $60m during a bad budget crunch. They didn’t cave to pressure. They collaborated with the regime and sold out their students and staff.
Breaking News: Cornell University reached an agreement with the Trump administration that would restore hundreds of millions in funding to the university. It's expected to pay a $30 million fine to the government and to invest $30 million in agriculture and farming programs.
Cornell Reaches Deal with Trump Administration to Restore Research Funds
The Ivy League university had warned of layoffs after the Trump administration stripped it of funds this year. The cuts were among the deepest in higher education.
nyti.ms
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I’m pretty sure winning a slam dunk lawsuit against this criminal extortion would have been cheaper than dropping $60m during a bad budget crunch. They didn’t cave to pressure. They collaborated with the regime and sold out their students and staff.
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Check out our free, all-new digital collection of independent comics made by the many talented human artists who call the Bay Area home. A true zine lovers delight -- and an inspired project by our former intern Ashton. Info: cartoonart.org/store/fog-city-comics-zine
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Check out our free, all-new digital collection of independent comics made by the many talented human artists who call the Bay Area home. A true zine lovers delight -- and an inspired project by our former intern Ashton. Info: cartoonart.org/store/fog-city-comics-zine
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An actual audit of police overtime, pursued by an honest agency, would end with a staggering number of people in jail
When I was in Chicago I worked on a lawsuit about a cop who would pull people over outside gay bars, give them a test with a tampered breathalyzer, arrest them for DUI,and attend every single hearing & sleep in the back billing overtime. He was making three times his actual salary
Years ago when I ran the Police Gazette as a print monthly in upstate New York, I did a story on the police officer who ran the parking ticket appeal hearings. He did nothing all day but sit in an office and deny people's appeals. He made more than the city's mayor.
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
An actual audit of police overtime, pursued by an honest agency, would end with a staggering number of people in jail
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
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Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez
Art by the Satrun sisters of Chicago. sketchyduo.squarespace.com/about
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Art by the Satrun sisters of Chicago. sketchyduo.squarespace.com/about
As Rudy G was humiliating himself in an alleyway behind Four Seasons Landscaping, Trump went golfing. Trump voting base should have realized what an incompetent sham that admin was and how representative that moment was. That should have woken them up. That's why woke is a bad word, I guess.
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
As Rudy G was humiliating himself in an alleyway behind Four Seasons Landscaping, Trump went golfing. Trump voting base should have realized what an incompetent sham that admin was and how representative that moment was. That should have woken them up. That's why woke is a bad word, I guess.