robotess of theseus
@robotess.bsky.social
lesbian gynoid. increasingly made in its own image. 30
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robotess of theseus
@robotess.bsky.social
· May 26
i am going to die in a better world than we have now. old and soft and surrounded by my loved ones
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Friends, can you chip in to support our NE neighbor? He’s lost his family, and he’s staring down the barrel of an immigration hearing at Whipple next month gofund.me/39d8aaed4
Donate to Esperanza y apoyo para sus hijos de Patricio y esposa, organized by Rolando Patricio Tigre Jara
Hola me llamo Patricio q Dios los bendiga grandemente quisier… Rolando Patricio Tigre Jara needs your support for Esperanza y apoyo para sus hijos de Patricio y esposa
gofund.me
February 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Friends, can you chip in to support our NE neighbor? He’s lost his family, and he’s staring down the barrel of an immigration hearing at Whipple next month gofund.me/39d8aaed4
can't get Lynda Carter singing in Fallout 4 out of my head. definitely one of the better parts of that game
February 17, 2026 at 3:55 AM
can't get Lynda Carter singing in Fallout 4 out of my head. definitely one of the better parts of that game
okay so the slit in my dress is slowly creeping up my thigh because of a broken thread but i am sort of curious how far i let it go...
February 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM
okay so the slit in my dress is slowly creeping up my thigh because of a broken thread but i am sort of curious how far i let it go...
i went on a lovely trip to Chicago last weekend and almost completely forgot to take pictures or be photographed
February 16, 2026 at 10:06 PM
i went on a lovely trip to Chicago last weekend and almost completely forgot to take pictures or be photographed
i miss my wife, Tails
February 16, 2026 at 10:05 PM
i miss my wife, Tails
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Want something great to read as the ice thaws? Try Nameless, the queer cyberpunk novel that debuted at #1 on Amazon's LGBT+ Science Fiction New Releases? Currently sitting at a cool five-star rating!
Also, there's a small cat with a prosthetic leg.
Nobody survives winter alone!
Also, there's a small cat with a prosthetic leg.
Nobody survives winter alone!
Hey guess what!
Apparently, a "Feb 11" release date with KDP means "It's Feb 11 SOMEWHERE."
Which means NAMELESS is OUT!!! Available on DRM-Free ebook, paperback, and hardcover!!
Nobody survives winter alone!
www.amazon.com/Nameless-Zoe...
Apparently, a "Feb 11" release date with KDP means "It's Feb 11 SOMEWHERE."
Which means NAMELESS is OUT!!! Available on DRM-Free ebook, paperback, and hardcover!!
Nobody survives winter alone!
www.amazon.com/Nameless-Zoe...
Nameless
Amazon.com: Nameless: 9798218929794: Wendler, Zoe Ann: Books
www.amazon.com
February 16, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Want something great to read as the ice thaws? Try Nameless, the queer cyberpunk novel that debuted at #1 on Amazon's LGBT+ Science Fiction New Releases? Currently sitting at a cool five-star rating!
Also, there's a small cat with a prosthetic leg.
Nobody survives winter alone!
Also, there's a small cat with a prosthetic leg.
Nobody survives winter alone!
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[on stage at an open mic] uh i used to be an herb salesman, so i um. i really know how to show someone a good thyme
[time traveling audience member who comes from a reality where i become the president of earth and lead us to galactic peace] my god... she was always a genius... 🥹
[time traveling audience member who comes from a reality where i become the president of earth and lead us to galactic peace] my god... she was always a genius... 🥹
February 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
[on stage at an open mic] uh i used to be an herb salesman, so i um. i really know how to show someone a good thyme
[time traveling audience member who comes from a reality where i become the president of earth and lead us to galactic peace] my god... she was always a genius... 🥹
[time traveling audience member who comes from a reality where i become the president of earth and lead us to galactic peace] my god... she was always a genius... 🥹
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Seems bad that it's about 1000x easier to impersonate law enforcement, without local police batting an eye, than it was last year when a guy using the tactic went on an assassination spree.
February 16, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Seems bad that it's about 1000x easier to impersonate law enforcement, without local police batting an eye, than it was last year when a guy using the tactic went on an assassination spree.
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Prostrat for guys who are shorter than 6 ft, but want to be seen as taller than they are: just transition to a woman. Literal strangers will walk up to you in the supermarket and tell you that you’re tall unsolicited
February 16, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Prostrat for guys who are shorter than 6 ft, but want to be seen as taller than they are: just transition to a woman. Literal strangers will walk up to you in the supermarket and tell you that you’re tall unsolicited
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“ICE aren’t actually fearful of their safety. What they’re fearful of is not being invited to baseball games or not being invited to the pub with their friends. Community exclusion – that’s what they’re fearful of.”
– ICE List Founder
bsky.app/profile/mria...
– ICE List Founder
bsky.app/profile/mria...
February 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
“ICE aren’t actually fearful of their safety. What they’re fearful of is not being invited to baseball games or not being invited to the pub with their friends. Community exclusion – that’s what they’re fearful of.”
– ICE List Founder
bsky.app/profile/mria...
– ICE List Founder
bsky.app/profile/mria...
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#bakedrhymes
A revolution
Is not something you join
It is something you are
In a world
Who's rules you cannot abide
Stop being so afraid
Of being different
Become the beacon
For others to follow
A revolution
Is not something you join
It is something you are
In a world
Who's rules you cannot abide
Stop being so afraid
Of being different
Become the beacon
For others to follow
February 15, 2026 at 3:33 PM
#bakedrhymes
A revolution
Is not something you join
It is something you are
In a world
Who's rules you cannot abide
Stop being so afraid
Of being different
Become the beacon
For others to follow
A revolution
Is not something you join
It is something you are
In a world
Who's rules you cannot abide
Stop being so afraid
Of being different
Become the beacon
For others to follow
switched to a different camera on my computer that happens to be way more clear and holy shit i look so good
February 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
switched to a different camera on my computer that happens to be way more clear and holy shit i look so good
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i am going to die in a better world than we have now. old and soft and surrounded by my loved ones
May 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
i am going to die in a better world than we have now. old and soft and surrounded by my loved ones
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they're coming for me and you. meet your neighbors, get ready
February 14, 2026 at 1:07 AM
they're coming for me and you. meet your neighbors, get ready
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No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
February 14, 2026 at 4:37 AM
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
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Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
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there is an employment crisis among trans women and there always has been, but good luck getting people to see it
Still living this life after almost 8 months. A professional I know who works almost exclusively with trans people said almost all of them are unemployed.
February 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
there is an employment crisis among trans women and there always has been, but good luck getting people to see it
starting a podcast because my mom believes in me
February 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
starting a podcast because my mom believes in me
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ME: Guess I’ll eat breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
ME: Guess I’ll eat breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
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Can I come over and do this
February 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Can I come over and do this
my vaginoplasty has saved me a lot of money in tissues
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
my vaginoplasty has saved me a lot of money in tissues
i am getting better at cracking eggs. i only break the yolk about 1/3 of the time instead of about 2/3 of the time
February 14, 2026 at 5:38 PM
i am getting better at cracking eggs. i only break the yolk about 1/3 of the time instead of about 2/3 of the time
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They broke the Halfway mark! Keep Boosting and Help if you can!
February 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
They broke the Halfway mark! Keep Boosting and Help if you can!