Rob Hoffman
@robhoffman.bsky.social
Lifestyle, Portrait and Music Photographer (formerly on tour with Beyonce, Jay Z, Jonas Brothers), part-time commercial fisherman. Owner of dog.
www.robhoffmanphotos.com
substack.com/robhoffman
www.robhoffmanphotos.com
substack.com/robhoffman
And so it begins. 8 lbs of bones across two sheet pans. Stock time, baby. 🍽️
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
And so it begins. 8 lbs of bones across two sheet pans. Stock time, baby. 🍽️
Botched this yellowfin breakdown, but a good experience and not horrible for my first time. Could’ve let a chef friend do it, but when i disappear into the pacific for a few days it’s fun to surprise my girlfriend with a sizable treat 🍽️
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Botched this yellowfin breakdown, but a good experience and not horrible for my first time. Could’ve let a chef friend do it, but when i disappear into the pacific for a few days it’s fun to surprise my girlfriend with a sizable treat 🍽️
Trump demolishing the White House feels like the episode of Arrested Development where Gob puts a pool table in the office and has a guy with a sledgehammer bash a hole in the wall every time he doesn’t have room for a shot
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Trump demolishing the White House feels like the episode of Arrested Development where Gob puts a pool table in the office and has a guy with a sledgehammer bash a hole in the wall every time he doesn’t have room for a shot
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These are high school bully fucking losers who deserve to be proverbially shoved into a locker and put back in their place
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
September 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
These are high school bully fucking losers who deserve to be proverbially shoved into a locker and put back in their place
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SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.
September 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.
Hahahahaha
NEW: An app launched by Cancel the Hate, a website for anonymously reporting those accused of speaking ill against Charlie Kirk, was leaking user data.
Cancel the Hate declined to respond to my inquires & removed the app from its website shortly after.
san.com/cc/app-for-o...
Cancel the Hate declined to respond to my inquires & removed the app from its website shortly after.
san.com/cc/app-for-o...
App for outing Charlie Kirk’s critics leaked its users’ personal data
An app for anonymously reporting individuals accused of speaking ill against conservative Charlie Kirk leaked personal data about its users.
san.com
September 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hahahahaha
big fireworks in LA tonight. just gonna close my eyes in bed and pretend it’s because it happened
August 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
big fireworks in LA tonight. just gonna close my eyes in bed and pretend it’s because it happened
If it happens i’m gonna do unbridled joy stuff for 72 hours straight. Just whatever comes to mind in the moment. I might even throw a frisbee.
August 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If it happens i’m gonna do unbridled joy stuff for 72 hours straight. Just whatever comes to mind in the moment. I might even throw a frisbee.
In 2010 I had two margaritas with Paul McCartney at the Four Seasons in Los Angeles, and unsurprisingly, everything has been sharply downhill since. Not that my life isn’t great and worthwhile, but still. Sharply downhill.
August 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
In 2010 I had two margaritas with Paul McCartney at the Four Seasons in Los Angeles, and unsurprisingly, everything has been sharply downhill since. Not that my life isn’t great and worthwhile, but still. Sharply downhill.
Restaurants need to 100% cut off influencers for their own sake.
No free meals to anyone ever.
There’s a reason major critics and reviewers always pay for their meals.
Influencers just try to hold restaurants hostage despite usually having no culinary expertise as all. 🍽️
No free meals to anyone ever.
There’s a reason major critics and reviewers always pay for their meals.
Influencers just try to hold restaurants hostage despite usually having no culinary expertise as all. 🍽️
The chef apologized and the S.F. restaurant closed permanently after intense online backlash.
‘I’ve failed you’: S.F. chef apologizes after viral clash with influencer
The chef apologized and the S.F. restaurant closed permanently after intense online backlash.
bit.ly
July 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Restaurants need to 100% cut off influencers for their own sake.
No free meals to anyone ever.
There’s a reason major critics and reviewers always pay for their meals.
Influencers just try to hold restaurants hostage despite usually having no culinary expertise as all. 🍽️
No free meals to anyone ever.
There’s a reason major critics and reviewers always pay for their meals.
Influencers just try to hold restaurants hostage despite usually having no culinary expertise as all. 🍽️
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Ozzy is one of like 3 people in Decline of Western Civilization Part 2 that comes off as a decent human being and I always love the scene where Penelope Spheeris interviews him making breakfast while he explains the ups and downs of the business.
July 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Ozzy is one of like 3 people in Decline of Western Civilization Part 2 that comes off as a decent human being and I always love the scene where Penelope Spheeris interviews him making breakfast while he explains the ups and downs of the business.
used my sourdough discards to make funnel cake and completely ruined my dinner 🍽️
worth it
worth it
July 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
used my sourdough discards to make funnel cake and completely ruined my dinner 🍽️
worth it
worth it
Came home from a trip to the UK to find the most gorgeous new leaf on our albino 🌱
July 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Came home from a trip to the UK to find the most gorgeous new leaf on our albino 🌱
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Bruce Springsteen being an old dad texter is extremely endearing
June 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Bruce Springsteen being an old dad texter is extremely endearing
Used my fresh baked sourdough to make a true abomination of a Pork Roll, Egg and Cheese sandwich. I will regret this for days to come. 🍽️
June 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Used my fresh baked sourdough to make a true abomination of a Pork Roll, Egg and Cheese sandwich. I will regret this for days to come. 🍽️
First attempt at sourdough. I screamed when I cut into it and it looked halfway decent 🍽️
June 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
First attempt at sourdough. I screamed when I cut into it and it looked halfway decent 🍽️
I wrote about what’s currently happening in Los Angeles on my Substack open.substack.com/pub/robhoffm...
Nite Moves 013
Take Me to the River/Wash Me in the Water
open.substack.com
June 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I wrote about what’s currently happening in Los Angeles on my Substack open.substack.com/pub/robhoffm...
newest Substack combines both food and flora still-life work. hope you’ll check it out and subscribe! robhoffman.substack.com 🌱 🍽️
May 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
newest Substack combines both food and flora still-life work. hope you’ll check it out and subscribe! robhoffman.substack.com 🌱 🍽️
A new substack is up featuring this handsome portrait of a pig skull i took for a Michelin star restaurant, which is coincidentally now available for purchase in my print shop and would look amazing in your kitchen 🍽️ : www.robhoffmanphotos.com/store-1
April 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A new substack is up featuring this handsome portrait of a pig skull i took for a Michelin star restaurant, which is coincidentally now available for purchase in my print shop and would look amazing in your kitchen 🍽️ : www.robhoffmanphotos.com/store-1
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Repackaging and selling something that’s widely seen as the epitome of failure is some wild late stage capitalism shit
Billy McFarland says he will sell the brand "to an operator that can fully realize its vision." The news comes days after the postponement of Fyre Festival 2, which was scheduled for late May.
Fyre Festival's embattled founder is selling the brand: 'It's time to pass the torch'
Billy McFarland says he will sell the brand "to an operator that can fully realize its vision." The news comes days after the postponement of Fyre Festival 2, which was scheduled for late May.
www.npr.org
April 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Repackaging and selling something that’s widely seen as the epitome of failure is some wild late stage capitalism shit