Rob Hoffman
@robhoffman.bsky.social
Lifestyle, Portrait and Music Photographer (formerly on tour with Beyonce, Jay Z, Jonas Brothers), part-time commercial fisherman. Owner of dog.
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My new web gallery American Whatever is live now. It’s a collection of images of American life from the past couple of years. I hope you’ll take a look.
www.robhoffmangallery.com
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January 17, 2026 at 2:09 AM
My new web gallery American Whatever is live now. It’s a collection of images of American life from the past couple of years. I hope you’ll take a look.
www.robhoffmangallery.com
www.robhoffmangallery.com
Dude threw his Grindr bio up on the lawn sign
January 7, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Dude threw his Grindr bio up on the lawn sign
Is it too late for me to say I want Greenland?
January 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Is it too late for me to say I want Greenland?
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when someone’s trying to tell me their problems but all i care about is my trip to sea world
December 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
when someone’s trying to tell me their problems but all i care about is my trip to sea world
The reason I go to local indie bookshops is because of book cats and sometimes you find a near mint first edition of In The American West for under $200 and you start crying
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The reason I go to local indie bookshops is because of book cats and sometimes you find a near mint first edition of In The American West for under $200 and you start crying
It’s pretty plain to see they’re willing to eliminate any kind of human involvement in the economy, and you might not care about the commercial industry or film workers, but whatever you do for a living is next
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It’s pretty plain to see they’re willing to eliminate any kind of human involvement in the economy, and you might not care about the commercial industry or film workers, but whatever you do for a living is next
they had a meeting to design this trophy and someone just yelled out “HANDS.”
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
they had a meeting to design this trophy and someone just yelled out “HANDS.”
It’ll be hard for any World Cup to be more of a global atrocity than Qatar in 22, but if there’s one country that can do it, it’s the US
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It’ll be hard for any World Cup to be more of a global atrocity than Qatar in 22, but if there’s one country that can do it, it’s the US
my friend gave me a vitamix from her restaurant and while i’m sure it will later prove valuable for cooking applications I’m just crushing pina coladas right now 🍽️
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
my friend gave me a vitamix from her restaurant and while i’m sure it will later prove valuable for cooking applications I’m just crushing pina coladas right now 🍽️
I’m sorry but I had to do it. Leftover Wrap Supreme 🍽️
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’m sorry but I had to do it. Leftover Wrap Supreme 🍽️
And so it begins. 8 lbs of bones across two sheet pans. Stock time, baby. 🍽️
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
And so it begins. 8 lbs of bones across two sheet pans. Stock time, baby. 🍽️
Botched this yellowfin breakdown, but a good experience and not horrible for my first time. Could’ve let a chef friend do it, but when i disappear into the pacific for a few days it’s fun to surprise my girlfriend with a sizable treat 🍽️
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Botched this yellowfin breakdown, but a good experience and not horrible for my first time. Could’ve let a chef friend do it, but when i disappear into the pacific for a few days it’s fun to surprise my girlfriend with a sizable treat 🍽️
Trump demolishing the White House feels like the episode of Arrested Development where Gob puts a pool table in the office and has a guy with a sledgehammer bash a hole in the wall every time he doesn’t have room for a shot
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Trump demolishing the White House feels like the episode of Arrested Development where Gob puts a pool table in the office and has a guy with a sledgehammer bash a hole in the wall every time he doesn’t have room for a shot
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These are high school bully fucking losers who deserve to be proverbially shoved into a locker and put back in their place
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
September 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
These are high school bully fucking losers who deserve to be proverbially shoved into a locker and put back in their place
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SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.
September 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.
Hahahahaha
NEW: An app launched by Cancel the Hate, a website for anonymously reporting those accused of speaking ill against Charlie Kirk, was leaking user data.
Cancel the Hate declined to respond to my inquires & removed the app from its website shortly after.
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Cancel the Hate declined to respond to my inquires & removed the app from its website shortly after.
san.com/cc/app-for-o...
App for outing Charlie Kirk’s critics leaked its users’ personal data
An app for anonymously reporting individuals accused of speaking ill against conservative Charlie Kirk leaked personal data about its users.
san.com
September 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hahahahaha
big fireworks in LA tonight. just gonna close my eyes in bed and pretend it’s because it happened
August 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
big fireworks in LA tonight. just gonna close my eyes in bed and pretend it’s because it happened
If it happens i’m gonna do unbridled joy stuff for 72 hours straight. Just whatever comes to mind in the moment. I might even throw a frisbee.
August 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If it happens i’m gonna do unbridled joy stuff for 72 hours straight. Just whatever comes to mind in the moment. I might even throw a frisbee.
In 2010 I had two margaritas with Paul McCartney at the Four Seasons in Los Angeles, and unsurprisingly, everything has been sharply downhill since. Not that my life isn’t great and worthwhile, but still. Sharply downhill.
August 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
In 2010 I had two margaritas with Paul McCartney at the Four Seasons in Los Angeles, and unsurprisingly, everything has been sharply downhill since. Not that my life isn’t great and worthwhile, but still. Sharply downhill.
Restaurants need to 100% cut off influencers for their own sake.
No free meals to anyone ever.
There’s a reason major critics and reviewers always pay for their meals.
Influencers just try to hold restaurants hostage despite usually having no culinary expertise as all. 🍽️
No free meals to anyone ever.
There’s a reason major critics and reviewers always pay for their meals.
Influencers just try to hold restaurants hostage despite usually having no culinary expertise as all. 🍽️
The chef apologized and the S.F. restaurant closed permanently after intense online backlash.
‘I’ve failed you’: S.F. chef apologizes after viral clash with influencer
The chef apologized and the S.F. restaurant closed permanently after intense online backlash.
bit.ly
July 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Restaurants need to 100% cut off influencers for their own sake.
No free meals to anyone ever.
There’s a reason major critics and reviewers always pay for their meals.
Influencers just try to hold restaurants hostage despite usually having no culinary expertise as all. 🍽️
No free meals to anyone ever.
There’s a reason major critics and reviewers always pay for their meals.
Influencers just try to hold restaurants hostage despite usually having no culinary expertise as all. 🍽️
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Ozzy is one of like 3 people in Decline of Western Civilization Part 2 that comes off as a decent human being and I always love the scene where Penelope Spheeris interviews him making breakfast while he explains the ups and downs of the business.
July 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Ozzy is one of like 3 people in Decline of Western Civilization Part 2 that comes off as a decent human being and I always love the scene where Penelope Spheeris interviews him making breakfast while he explains the ups and downs of the business.
used my sourdough discards to make funnel cake and completely ruined my dinner 🍽️
worth it
worth it
July 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
used my sourdough discards to make funnel cake and completely ruined my dinner 🍽️
worth it
worth it