Rob Hoffman
@robhoffman.bsky.social
Lifestyle, Portrait and Music Photographer (formerly on tour with Beyonce, Jay Z, Jonas Brothers), part-time commercial fisherman. Owner of dog.
www.robhoffmanphotos.com
substack.com/robhoffman
www.robhoffmanphotos.com
substack.com/robhoffman
A fortuitous sign of things to come. Needed to yield 4 L of stock for the rest of my recipes and absolutely nailed it 🍽️
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A fortuitous sign of things to come. Needed to yield 4 L of stock for the rest of my recipes and absolutely nailed it 🍽️
Will report back in 6-8 hours 🍽️
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Will report back in 6-8 hours 🍽️
And so it begins. 8 lbs of bones across two sheet pans. Stock time, baby. 🍽️
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
And so it begins. 8 lbs of bones across two sheet pans. Stock time, baby. 🍽️
Botched this yellowfin breakdown, but a good experience and not horrible for my first time. Could’ve let a chef friend do it, but when i disappear into the pacific for a few days it’s fun to surprise my girlfriend with a sizable treat 🍽️
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Botched this yellowfin breakdown, but a good experience and not horrible for my first time. Could’ve let a chef friend do it, but when i disappear into the pacific for a few days it’s fun to surprise my girlfriend with a sizable treat 🍽️
used my sourdough discards to make funnel cake and completely ruined my dinner 🍽️
worth it
worth it
July 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
used my sourdough discards to make funnel cake and completely ruined my dinner 🍽️
worth it
worth it
Came home from a trip to the UK to find the most gorgeous new leaf on our albino 🌱
July 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Came home from a trip to the UK to find the most gorgeous new leaf on our albino 🌱
Bruce Springsteen being an old dad texter is extremely endearing
June 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Bruce Springsteen being an old dad texter is extremely endearing
Used my fresh baked sourdough to make a true abomination of a Pork Roll, Egg and Cheese sandwich. I will regret this for days to come. 🍽️
June 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Used my fresh baked sourdough to make a true abomination of a Pork Roll, Egg and Cheese sandwich. I will regret this for days to come. 🍽️
First attempt at sourdough. I screamed when I cut into it and it looked halfway decent 🍽️
June 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
First attempt at sourdough. I screamed when I cut into it and it looked halfway decent 🍽️
newest Substack combines both food and flora still-life work. hope you’ll check it out and subscribe! robhoffman.substack.com 🌱 🍽️
May 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
newest Substack combines both food and flora still-life work. hope you’ll check it out and subscribe! robhoffman.substack.com 🌱 🍽️
A new substack is up featuring this handsome portrait of a pig skull i took for a Michelin star restaurant, which is coincidentally now available for purchase in my print shop and would look amazing in your kitchen 🍽️ : www.robhoffmanphotos.com/store-1
April 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A new substack is up featuring this handsome portrait of a pig skull i took for a Michelin star restaurant, which is coincidentally now available for purchase in my print shop and would look amazing in your kitchen 🍽️ : www.robhoffmanphotos.com/store-1
slowly becoming the flower portrait guy on BlueSky and I’m fine w that tbh 🌱
April 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
slowly becoming the flower portrait guy on BlueSky and I’m fine w that tbh 🌱
my girlfriend got a lovely bouquet from a client and i quickly tore it apart for portraits (with permission) 🌱
April 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
my girlfriend got a lovely bouquet from a client and i quickly tore it apart for portraits (with permission) 🌱
A new portrait set for my 🌱 friends
April 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
A new portrait set for my 🌱 friends
Another flower Substack has been added to round out a great week of focusing on flower portraits. Please give it a visit and sign up for my email list. It’s been a *fucking* week. 🌱 #photography #art
robhoffman.substack.com
robhoffman.substack.com
April 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Another flower Substack has been added to round out a great week of focusing on flower portraits. Please give it a visit and sign up for my email list. It’s been a *fucking* week. 🌱 #photography #art
robhoffman.substack.com
robhoffman.substack.com
my collection of fresh flowers from this week’s photo sessions 🌱
April 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
my collection of fresh flowers from this week’s photo sessions 🌱
I could take flower portraits all day (and i have been) 🌱 please follow my substack for more! robhoffman.substack.com
April 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I could take flower portraits all day (and i have been) 🌱 please follow my substack for more! robhoffman.substack.com
some more film noir flowers today 🌱
April 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
some more film noir flowers today 🌱
I feel nothing for these people
March 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I feel nothing for these people
Covered in mud and drinking beers at noon. It’s garden season baby 🌱
March 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Covered in mud and drinking beers at noon. It’s garden season baby 🌱
printing and matting photos for my paid substack subscribers today. threw a free one up in my little library too
March 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
printing and matting photos for my paid substack subscribers today. threw a free one up in my little library too
Making my dog pupcakes for his birthday and need to use one egg
February 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Making my dog pupcakes for his birthday and need to use one egg