nebraska jones
@rlstineofficial.bsky.social
jennifer’s body shot by werner herzog
me, a midwestern, vegetarian, non-catholic, every spring: it’s seafood season bitches
February 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
me, a midwestern, vegetarian, non-catholic, every spring: it’s seafood season bitches
emerald fennell has girl’s girl stolen valor and i’m sick of pretending otherwise
February 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
emerald fennell has girl’s girl stolen valor and i’m sick of pretending otherwise
i’m on my third benito bowl viewing, chillin, groovin, watching for the sugarcane faeries and pedro and the aerialists and the kids goofin around and then suddenly i’m shooting straight up in my chair as i clock a double dolly shot that was there, waiting for me, the whole fuckin time!!!!
February 12, 2026 at 5:13 AM
i’m on my third benito bowl viewing, chillin, groovin, watching for the sugarcane faeries and pedro and the aerialists and the kids goofin around and then suddenly i’m shooting straight up in my chair as i clock a double dolly shot that was there, waiting for me, the whole fuckin time!!!!
i don’t think i cried as hard over my first 3 boyfriends (ages 15-21) as i did every week during high school math tutoring and uh…. not a great look for whatever was going on there, structurally.
You may not believe that pervasive cultural sneering at the humanities and those deemed Bad at Math was ever *that* bad.
Well, all I can say is it really was that bad in my experience - and I also had great parents, lots of resources, and a naturally massive ego to keep me going. Many don’t.
Well, all I can say is it really was that bad in my experience - and I also had great parents, lots of resources, and a naturally massive ego to keep me going. Many don’t.
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 AM
i don’t think i cried as hard over my first 3 boyfriends (ages 15-21) as i did every week during high school math tutoring and uh…. not a great look for whatever was going on there, structurally.
i’m gonna be fucking SICK
MUNA back in full form
MUNA - Dancing On The Wall (Official Video)
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February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
i’m gonna be fucking SICK
sick or unintentionally treated my body like it was a decade younger all weekend
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
sick or unintentionally treated my body like it was a decade younger all weekend
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there are 3 types of posters
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
there are 3 types of posters
oh shit they’re doing the elena ferrante reveal at the opening ceremonies
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
oh shit they’re doing the elena ferrante reveal at the opening ceremonies
let the teens put on their music during after school club today and they played some horrifying circus nonsense but then, eventually, toxic. some things (britney) are timeless.
February 3, 2026 at 4:51 AM
let the teens put on their music during after school club today and they played some horrifying circus nonsense but then, eventually, toxic. some things (britney) are timeless.
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Didn’t expect that to work.
February 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Didn’t expect that to work.
me and the homies creating modular furniture innovations at the experimental piano performance the likes of which yall are not prepared to witness
January 30, 2026 at 5:51 AM
me and the homies creating modular furniture innovations at the experimental piano performance the likes of which yall are not prepared to witness
little treat girlies!! stock up today! get some cash in your wallet! pack fun little pre-prepared meals! the general strike is coming and we must harvest our dopamine from solidarity and not afternoon pastry!!!
January 29, 2026 at 3:52 PM
little treat girlies!! stock up today! get some cash in your wallet! pack fun little pre-prepared meals! the general strike is coming and we must harvest our dopamine from solidarity and not afternoon pastry!!!
(slurring lightly) a few small dogs
more Litterboxd reviews are here! today Apollo watched One Battle After Another and Dandy watched The Long Walk 🐶🍿
January 26, 2026 at 9:29 PM
(slurring lightly) a few small dogs
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locked in? bro i’m tucked in
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 AM
locked in? bro i’m tucked in
posting thru the shivers
January 23, 2026 at 4:38 PM
posting thru the shivers
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1775
January 23, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1775
if i were an academy voter things would be different
January 22, 2026 at 3:12 PM
if i were an academy voter things would be different
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Getting into agreements online
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Getting into agreements online
mentee texted me to celebrate reaching a personal milestone that has nothin to do w work and that shit is gonna feed me for weeks
January 20, 2026 at 5:15 AM
mentee texted me to celebrate reaching a personal milestone that has nothin to do w work and that shit is gonna feed me for weeks
ah yes. a first date on the coldest day of the season. i cab’t wait to be charming and look…. like a human when in fact all i want is to be in sweats and a robe on my couch
January 17, 2026 at 7:27 PM
ah yes. a first date on the coldest day of the season. i cab’t wait to be charming and look…. like a human when in fact all i want is to be in sweats and a robe on my couch
girl you know the second point is several novellas long
Need a Deuxmoi but it's just for midtown Omaha millennials.
-Brent LaRue stuns in photo snapped at Blue Line
-Blind item: Guess who is STILL on coke?
-DJ Crabrangucci appears at OEAAs with long time boyfriend whose name I can never remember
-Brent LaRue stuns in photo snapped at Blue Line
-Blind item: Guess who is STILL on coke?
-DJ Crabrangucci appears at OEAAs with long time boyfriend whose name I can never remember
January 17, 2026 at 7:21 PM
girl you know the second point is several novellas long
this week’s intrusive thought: sodie pop in the humidifier
January 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
this week’s intrusive thought: sodie pop in the humidifier
this weekend’s winter dopamine chasing: candle time @poutmouth.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 2:31 AM
this weekend’s winter dopamine chasing: candle time @poutmouth.bsky.social
i got black lung at hotel frank
January 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
i got black lung at hotel frank