nebraska jones
@rlstineofficial.bsky.social
jennifer’s body shot by werner herzog
was 2 people away from filling a full row of pals at the movies tonight. locals better watch out for my crew (we will ask you to go to the movies with us)
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
was 2 people away from filling a full row of pals at the movies tonight. locals better watch out for my crew (we will ask you to go to the movies with us)
if my knives are out and your knives are out then who’s solving this crime
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
if my knives are out and your knives are out then who’s solving this crime
my bitchy little shoes arrived and now my spike lee outfit is complete, watch this space (but 2 weeks from now)
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
my bitchy little shoes arrived and now my spike lee outfit is complete, watch this space (but 2 weeks from now)
finally. the time of year where asking me to do stuff is illegal
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
finally. the time of year where asking me to do stuff is illegal
seeing both juno and amelie on the big screen today. this goes without saying but once the second showing is through i will have processed my full teenhood and it will, in fact, be so, completely, entirely over for you hoes. my skin is clear and my wounds are healed!!!
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
seeing both juno and amelie on the big screen today. this goes without saying but once the second showing is through i will have processed my full teenhood and it will, in fact, be so, completely, entirely over for you hoes. my skin is clear and my wounds are healed!!!
saving book club by NOT re-selecting the location that permitted 3 of us to order pitchers of a 8.5 ABV beer
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
saving book club by NOT re-selecting the location that permitted 3 of us to order pitchers of a 8.5 ABV beer
i’m gonna be sick
Just found out there are five cities in the Quad Cities area. Shaking
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i’m gonna be sick
sunday scaries: stressing over my film viewing schedule for the week edition
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
sunday scaries: stressing over my film viewing schedule for the week edition
i want them to print in the paper that i read cool books about horniness
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i want them to print in the paper that i read cool books about horniness
she’s been training for this for so long and we were all fools not to see it. the foot was a test and we failed
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
she’s been training for this for so long and we were all fools not to see it. the foot was a test and we failed
waterboarding myself to cure my ear infection
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
waterboarding myself to cure my ear infection
if you see a play and a movie in one day it’s supporting the arts. it’s being a patron. it’s building community and sharing experiences. it’s not avoiding chores
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
if you see a play and a movie in one day it’s supporting the arts. it’s being a patron. it’s building community and sharing experiences. it’s not avoiding chores
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ai this. virtual reality glasses that. why the FUCK don’t we have the clamshell phone from IT FOLLOWS yet
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
ai this. virtual reality glasses that. why the FUCK don’t we have the clamshell phone from IT FOLLOWS yet
quick bag cleanup
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
quick bag cleanup
so you’re telling me……. people have been breathing when they sleep. the whole time.
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
so you’re telling me……. people have been breathing when they sleep. the whole time.
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the full moon is a perfect time to reflect on how great the moon is and all the things the moon has done for your life.
February 13, 2025 at 9:42 AM
the full moon is a perfect time to reflect on how great the moon is and all the things the moon has done for your life.
god the first hour of Woke 2 has absolutely ruled
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
god the first hour of Woke 2 has absolutely ruled
despite all the horrors there is still Text The Girlies About Outfits
November 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
despite all the horrors there is still Text The Girlies About Outfits
3 days on the machine that makes you sleep… yall better watch out
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
3 days on the machine that makes you sleep… yall better watch out
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ALOOF WIFE is spiritually a palindrome
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ALOOF WIFE is spiritually a palindrome
you guys should have to post which team you’re liveskeeting a reaction to on every single one and i’m serious
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
you guys should have to post which team you’re liveskeeting a reaction to on every single one and i’m serious
no context bugonia spoilers
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
no context bugonia spoilers
restarting the “days since @janetherevelator.bsky.social mentioned nixon” clock
November 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
restarting the “days since @janetherevelator.bsky.social mentioned nixon” clock
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getting rid of columbus day and thanksgiving and just making november 24th "gabagool night" to placate the Italians
October 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
getting rid of columbus day and thanksgiving and just making november 24th "gabagool night" to placate the Italians
thank god i took 10 years of french so i can read this le monde article about mobutu’s hat
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
thank god i took 10 years of french so i can read this le monde article about mobutu’s hat