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It's too late. I've already portrayed myself as the devilishly handsome and talented cardiothoracic surgeon Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, and you as the sniveling, philandering general surgeon Frank Burns.
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Curling is a state of mind.
February 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Curling is a state of mind.
Someone at my work's brother is on the US curling team so we're having a watch party. First order of business: finding out what curling is
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Someone at my work's brother is on the US curling team so we're having a watch party. First order of business: finding out what curling is
Honestly struggling to think of the last time I was IDed. After 35 they don't really even card me for alcohol anymore. Maybe when I took a plane last year?
Markwayne Mullin defends "show me your papers": "If you're here legally, there's nothing to hide. Most people already are walking around with a government-issued ID, meaning your Real ID or your driver's license. If you go board a train here, you gotta show your ID."
February 11, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Honestly struggling to think of the last time I was IDed. After 35 they don't really even card me for alcohol anymore. Maybe when I took a plane last year?
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Powerful article comparing Franklin Credit Union and Epstein sex trafficking and money laundering rings. Survivor Alisha Owen speaks out.
www.omahamagazine.com/magazine/uns...
www.omahamagazine.com/magazine/uns...
Patterns Between Franklin and Epstein Scandals
For decades, Alisha Owen avoided revisiting Franklin in public. But as the Epstein scandal unfolded, Owen and others began to recognize a pattern. Not new facts, she said, but familiar methods.
www.omahamagazine.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Powerful article comparing Franklin Credit Union and Epstein sex trafficking and money laundering rings. Survivor Alisha Owen speaks out.
www.omahamagazine.com/magazine/uns...
www.omahamagazine.com/magazine/uns...
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Watching an early Edward G. Robinson movie called Little Caesar and in the first scene he and his friend both order spaghetti and coffee. The criminal mind is very sick.
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Watching an early Edward G. Robinson movie called Little Caesar and in the first scene he and his friend both order spaghetti and coffee. The criminal mind is very sick.
Not for nothing, too, Rikers is in such bad condition that the physical space is hazardous to both staff and the incarcerated. Like there are pieces of the building just flaking away. People underestimate how incredibly expensive and laborious it is to safely incarcerate.
Right now Rikers Island, the physically largest jail in the entire United States, is holding under 7,000 people.
ICE's warehouse plans include detention camps which will hold between 8,500-10,000 people in buildings not designed for human habitation.
ICE's warehouse plans include detention camps which will hold between 8,500-10,000 people in buildings not designed for human habitation.
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Not for nothing, too, Rikers is in such bad condition that the physical space is hazardous to both staff and the incarcerated. Like there are pieces of the building just flaking away. People underestimate how incredibly expensive and laborious it is to safely incarcerate.
I was previously saving drafts by just typing the post out and screenshotting it. Work smarter not harder
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I was previously saving drafts by just typing the post out and screenshotting it. Work smarter not harder
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Not beating the illiteracy allegations
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Not beating the illiteracy allegations
Who's ready to pack it in and join those wheelchair assassin Quebecois separatists from Infinite Jest
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Who's ready to pack it in and join those wheelchair assassin Quebecois separatists from Infinite Jest
Me telling people that you can't let incarcerated people die of preventable diseases just because you're not feeling it
The point of rights is that even terrible people get to have them.
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Me telling people that you can't let incarcerated people die of preventable diseases just because you're not feeling it
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Yeah you can go ahead and schism then
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Yeah you can go ahead and schism then
I want to run for the unicameral on a platform of making it illegal for men to become state senators
nebraskapublicmedia.org/es/news/news...
nebraskapublicmedia.org/es/news/news...
February 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I want to run for the unicameral on a platform of making it illegal for men to become state senators
nebraskapublicmedia.org/es/news/news...
nebraskapublicmedia.org/es/news/news...
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Working full time drains me from doing my real passion of slacking off
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Working full time drains me from doing my real passion of slacking off
Some people call it "making friends" but the process I employ is much more sinister and alarming
February 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Some people call it "making friends" but the process I employ is much more sinister and alarming
"Here we are," said my Uber driver as he dropped me at the lesbian sports bar. "Nothin' but net."
February 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
"Here we are," said my Uber driver as he dropped me at the lesbian sports bar. "Nothin' but net."
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oh shit they’re doing the elena ferrante reveal at the opening ceremonies
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
oh shit they’re doing the elena ferrante reveal at the opening ceremonies
![A photo of Mariah Carey singing at the Olympics, and the closed captions say [SINGING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:djcscvauvdnvde65yaxnmfii/bafkreibmkgtxgk6p5gwpbjm37lbqllj5oikd7illtoftderok7dbx4pe3i@jpeg)
Male barista called me "bro" this morning
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Male barista called me "bro" this morning
Oh shit this is basically the plot of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Oh shit this is basically the plot of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
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When men like David Foster Wallace and Ernest Hemingway and Michael Mann movies it's cringe, but when I like them it's deep because I'm a woman. I get it on a different level
February 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
When men like David Foster Wallace and Ernest Hemingway and Michael Mann movies it's cringe, but when I like them it's deep because I'm a woman. I get it on a different level
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you personally have the ability to secure elections for yourself and your neighbors.
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
you personally have the ability to secure elections for yourself and your neighbors.
Not really following the Nebraska legislature this year because I no longer believe we have enough dignity to call ourselves a state. We should be forced to revert back to an Unorganized Territory
February 5, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Not really following the Nebraska legislature this year because I no longer believe we have enough dignity to call ourselves a state. We should be forced to revert back to an Unorganized Territory
Anything, anything to make an abortion harder to access. They'll (try to) smuggle it in with women-first language, say it's about safety, about concern for society. All they want to do is deprive women of needed healthcare.
February 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Anything, anything to make an abortion harder to access. They'll (try to) smuggle it in with women-first language, say it's about safety, about concern for society. All they want to do is deprive women of needed healthcare.
When men like David Foster Wallace and Ernest Hemingway and Michael Mann movies it's cringe, but when I like them it's deep because I'm a woman. I get it on a different level
February 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
When men like David Foster Wallace and Ernest Hemingway and Michael Mann movies it's cringe, but when I like them it's deep because I'm a woman. I get it on a different level
There's a priest who won't speak to me in public but she still watches all my Instagram stories. Down so bad
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
There's a priest who won't speak to me in public but she still watches all my Instagram stories. Down so bad