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It's too late. I've already portrayed myself as the devilishly handsome and talented cardiothoracic surgeon Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, and you as the sniveling, philandering general surgeon Frank Burns.
I was previously saving drafts by just typing the post out and screenshotting it. Work smarter not harder
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I was previously saving drafts by just typing the post out and screenshotting it. Work smarter not harder
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Not beating the illiteracy allegations
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Not beating the illiteracy allegations
Who's ready to pack it in and join those wheelchair assassin Quebecois separatists from Infinite Jest
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Who's ready to pack it in and join those wheelchair assassin Quebecois separatists from Infinite Jest
Me telling people that you can't let incarcerated people die of preventable diseases just because you're not feeling it
The point of rights is that even terrible people get to have them.
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Me telling people that you can't let incarcerated people die of preventable diseases just because you're not feeling it
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Yeah you can go ahead and schism then
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Yeah you can go ahead and schism then
I want to run for the unicameral on a platform of making it illegal for men to become state senators
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February 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I want to run for the unicameral on a platform of making it illegal for men to become state senators
nebraskapublicmedia.org/es/news/news...
nebraskapublicmedia.org/es/news/news...
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Working full time drains me from doing my real passion of slacking off
February 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Working full time drains me from doing my real passion of slacking off
Some people call it "making friends" but the process I employ is much more sinister and alarming
February 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Some people call it "making friends" but the process I employ is much more sinister and alarming
"Here we are," said my Uber driver as he dropped me at the lesbian sports bar. "Nothin' but net."
February 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
"Here we are," said my Uber driver as he dropped me at the lesbian sports bar. "Nothin' but net."
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oh shit they’re doing the elena ferrante reveal at the opening ceremonies
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
oh shit they’re doing the elena ferrante reveal at the opening ceremonies
![A photo of Mariah Carey singing at the Olympics, and the closed captions say [SINGING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:djcscvauvdnvde65yaxnmfii/bafkreibmkgtxgk6p5gwpbjm37lbqllj5oikd7illtoftderok7dbx4pe3i@jpeg)
Male barista called me "bro" this morning
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Male barista called me "bro" this morning
Oh shit this is basically the plot of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Oh shit this is basically the plot of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
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When men like David Foster Wallace and Ernest Hemingway and Michael Mann movies it's cringe, but when I like them it's deep because I'm a woman. I get it on a different level
February 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
When men like David Foster Wallace and Ernest Hemingway and Michael Mann movies it's cringe, but when I like them it's deep because I'm a woman. I get it on a different level
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you personally have the ability to secure elections for yourself and your neighbors.
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
you personally have the ability to secure elections for yourself and your neighbors.
Not really following the Nebraska legislature this year because I no longer believe we have enough dignity to call ourselves a state. We should be forced to revert back to an Unorganized Territory
February 5, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Not really following the Nebraska legislature this year because I no longer believe we have enough dignity to call ourselves a state. We should be forced to revert back to an Unorganized Territory
Anything, anything to make an abortion harder to access. They'll (try to) smuggle it in with women-first language, say it's about safety, about concern for society. All they want to do is deprive women of needed healthcare.
February 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Anything, anything to make an abortion harder to access. They'll (try to) smuggle it in with women-first language, say it's about safety, about concern for society. All they want to do is deprive women of needed healthcare.
When men like David Foster Wallace and Ernest Hemingway and Michael Mann movies it's cringe, but when I like them it's deep because I'm a woman. I get it on a different level
February 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
When men like David Foster Wallace and Ernest Hemingway and Michael Mann movies it's cringe, but when I like them it's deep because I'm a woman. I get it on a different level
There's a priest who won't speak to me in public but she still watches all my Instagram stories. Down so bad
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
There's a priest who won't speak to me in public but she still watches all my Instagram stories. Down so bad
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“Ordinary, salt of the earth people would never tolerate a sexual abuser in their midst. Now time to take a big sip of coffee and respond to this group text with my old fraternity brothers.”
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
“Ordinary, salt of the earth people would never tolerate a sexual abuser in their midst. Now time to take a big sip of coffee and respond to this group text with my old fraternity brothers.”
They should invent feelings you don't have to feel
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
They should invent feelings you don't have to feel
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if there's so much voter fraud in nebraska, how many republicans in local or state govt were elected fraudulently?
February 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
if there's so much voter fraud in nebraska, how many republicans in local or state govt were elected fraudulently?
Love working with Gen Z attorneys, half of them don't care if you live or die and the othwr half is like "No but why is this depo tea"
February 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Love working with Gen Z attorneys, half of them don't care if you live or die and the othwr half is like "No but why is this depo tea"
Saw on the news that they're planning on tearing down a discount grocery store (Family Fare) on Saddle Creek and replacing it with apartments, with studios starting at $1100
February 2, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Saw on the news that they're planning on tearing down a discount grocery store (Family Fare) on Saddle Creek and replacing it with apartments, with studios starting at $1100
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Laura (1944) - 0:33:40
Dir. Otto Preminger
Runtime 88 minutes
🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 4 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/laura/
Dir. Otto Preminger
Runtime 88 minutes
🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 4 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/laura/
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Laura (1944) - 0:33:40
Dir. Otto Preminger
Runtime 88 minutes
🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 4 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/laura/
Dir. Otto Preminger
Runtime 88 minutes
🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 4 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/laura/