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It's too late. I've already portrayed myself as the devilishly handsome and talented cardiothoracic surgeon Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, and you as the sniveling, philandering general surgeon Frank Burns.
I hate it when people like RFK Jr. say that something should be banned because it's not "natural." Please. I work in a skyscraper and most of my family money comes from cattle farming. I am typing this on a telephone. Basically nothing that enhances my life is natural. Know what is natural? Cancer.
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I hate it when people like RFK Jr. say that something should be banned because it's not "natural." Please. I work in a skyscraper and most of my family money comes from cattle farming. I am typing this on a telephone. Basically nothing that enhances my life is natural. Know what is natural? Cancer.
This kind of thing always reminds me of when @skiles.blue said, "Wait... did Bill O'Reilly ACTUALLY say that no one knows how tides work??"
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This kind of thing always reminds me of when @skiles.blue said, "Wait... did Bill O'Reilly ACTUALLY say that no one knows how tides work??"
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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ai this. virtual reality glasses that. why the FUCK don’t we have the clamshell phone from IT FOLLOWS yet
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
ai this. virtual reality glasses that. why the FUCK don’t we have the clamshell phone from IT FOLLOWS yet
I love it on Law & Order when they just quickly pop round to Attica to interview someone for four minutes
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I love it on Law & Order when they just quickly pop round to Attica to interview someone for four minutes
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Good morning to the fifth anniversary of the funniest thing ever
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Good morning to the fifth anniversary of the funniest thing ever
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look at me i'm groceries
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
look at me i'm groceries
"What radicalized you?" They filmed the movie To Wong Foo 90 minutes from my house in rural Nebraska so my parents took me to see it and I saw folks from a small town accepting and loving queer people
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"What radicalized you?" They filmed the movie To Wong Foo 90 minutes from my house in rural Nebraska so my parents took me to see it and I saw folks from a small town accepting and loving queer people
I'll ruin something all right
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I'll ruin something all right
They were playing a club remix of a fun. song today
What it felt like to go to a class at a power yoga studio with my friend Lily
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
They were playing a club remix of a fun. song today
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What are your top 10 moments of the Julie Slama for Treasurer campaign?
Julie Slama ended her campaign for Nebraska treasurer to avoid a potentially bitter primary with the newly-appointed Joey Spellerberg, who starts the job this week.
Julie Slama ends Nebraska treasurer campaign after two days
Julie Slama ended her campaign for Nebraska treasurer to avoid a potentially bitter primary with the newly-appointed Joey Spellerberg, who starts the job this week.
omaha.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What are your top 10 moments of the Julie Slama for Treasurer campaign?
Okay well never mind, she already dropped out lol
As @meganhunt.bsky.social pointed out, Briese is resigning so that Julie Slama can run for treasurer. While this would be a win for a hater such as myself, it would further entrench the stranglehold Pete Ricketts has on our state politics, despite the fact that he is not even a state officeholder.
Nebraska Treasurer Secretary Tom Briese has resigned, Gov. Jim Pillen announced today.
Briese was a two-term state senator appointed to that position two years ago.
Pillen is appointing Joey Spellerberg, the major of Fremont, to the position.
Briese was a two-term state senator appointed to that position two years ago.
Pillen is appointing Joey Spellerberg, the major of Fremont, to the position.
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Okay well never mind, she already dropped out lol
McKeon's apology is basically an instructional manual (from a Biblical perspective, naturally) on how his victim can begin the process of forgiveness. He also did not actually admit to having groped her, he simply says he is sorry for having offended her with his jokes.
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
McKeon's apology is basically an instructional manual (from a Biblical perspective, naturally) on how his victim can begin the process of forgiveness. He also did not actually admit to having groped her, he simply says he is sorry for having offended her with his jokes.
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one babushka coming right up, courtesy of Nahla
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
one babushka coming right up, courtesy of Nahla
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Always find the local angle
Lincoln native Dick Cheney has died. He was 84.
November 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Always find the local angle
As @meganhunt.bsky.social pointed out, Briese is resigning so that Julie Slama can run for treasurer. While this would be a win for a hater such as myself, it would further entrench the stranglehold Pete Ricketts has on our state politics, despite the fact that he is not even a state officeholder.
Nebraska Treasurer Secretary Tom Briese has resigned, Gov. Jim Pillen announced today.
Briese was a two-term state senator appointed to that position two years ago.
Pillen is appointing Joey Spellerberg, the major of Fremont, to the position.
Briese was a two-term state senator appointed to that position two years ago.
Pillen is appointing Joey Spellerberg, the major of Fremont, to the position.
November 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
As @meganhunt.bsky.social pointed out, Briese is resigning so that Julie Slama can run for treasurer. While this would be a win for a hater such as myself, it would further entrench the stranglehold Pete Ricketts has on our state politics, despite the fact that he is not even a state officeholder.
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imagine hating me and i’m just at the mall like
November 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
imagine hating me and i’m just at the mall like
I'm taking naps you've never heard of on couches you've never seen
November 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'm taking naps you've never heard of on couches you've never seen
Got Kubrick stared by some old dude at the gym today for like 10 minutes. Leave Women Alone 2026
November 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Got Kubrick stared by some old dude at the gym today for like 10 minutes. Leave Women Alone 2026
Ladies, there is one place where men are still beating us, and that is going to the weight room at 9 am on a Saturday and grunting loudly
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ladies, there is one place where men are still beating us, and that is going to the weight room at 9 am on a Saturday and grunting loudly
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restarting the “days since @janetherevelator.bsky.social mentioned nixon” clock
November 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
restarting the “days since @janetherevelator.bsky.social mentioned nixon” clock
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Happy Halloween. My friend Lily's coworker told her that Coraline was based on a true story.
October 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Happy Halloween. My friend Lily's coworker told her that Coraline was based on a true story.
Sen Dan McKeon (who is married with children) slapped a staffer's ass at an end of session party back in September. He is facing a class II misdemeanor.
nebraskaexaminer.com/2025/10/31/n...
nebraskaexaminer.com/2025/10/31/n...
Nebraska state senator cited for 'public indecency' during session-ending party • Nebraska Examiner
Nebraska State Sen. Dan McKeon was cited for misdemeanor public indecency for an incident alleged at lawmakers' sine die party this year.
nebraskaexaminer.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Sen Dan McKeon (who is married with children) slapped a staffer's ass at an end of session party back in September. He is facing a class II misdemeanor.
nebraskaexaminer.com/2025/10/31/n...
nebraskaexaminer.com/2025/10/31/n...
Halfway through the Pamboozled
October 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Halfway through the Pamboozled