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It's too late. I've already portrayed myself as the devilishly handsome and talented cardiothoracic surgeon Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, and you as the sniveling, philandering general surgeon Frank Burns.
Some people call it "making friends" but the process I employ is much more sinister and alarming
February 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Some people call it "making friends" but the process I employ is much more sinister and alarming
"Here we are," said my Uber driver as he dropped me at the lesbian sports bar. "Nothin' but net."
February 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
"Here we are," said my Uber driver as he dropped me at the lesbian sports bar. "Nothin' but net."
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oh shit they’re doing the elena ferrante reveal at the opening ceremonies
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
oh shit they’re doing the elena ferrante reveal at the opening ceremonies
![A photo of Mariah Carey singing at the Olympics, and the closed captions say [SINGING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:djcscvauvdnvde65yaxnmfii/bafkreibmkgtxgk6p5gwpbjm37lbqllj5oikd7illtoftderok7dbx4pe3i@jpeg)
Male barista called me "bro" this morning
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Male barista called me "bro" this morning
Oh shit this is basically the plot of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Oh shit this is basically the plot of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
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When men like David Foster Wallace and Ernest Hemingway and Michael Mann movies it's cringe, but when I like them it's deep because I'm a woman. I get it on a different level
February 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
When men like David Foster Wallace and Ernest Hemingway and Michael Mann movies it's cringe, but when I like them it's deep because I'm a woman. I get it on a different level
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you personally have the ability to secure elections for yourself and your neighbors.
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
you personally have the ability to secure elections for yourself and your neighbors.
Not really following the Nebraska legislature this year because I no longer believe we have enough dignity to call ourselves a state. We should be forced to revert back to an Unorganized Territory
February 5, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Not really following the Nebraska legislature this year because I no longer believe we have enough dignity to call ourselves a state. We should be forced to revert back to an Unorganized Territory
Anything, anything to make an abortion harder to access. They'll (try to) smuggle it in with women-first language, say it's about safety, about concern for society. All they want to do is deprive women of needed healthcare.
February 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Anything, anything to make an abortion harder to access. They'll (try to) smuggle it in with women-first language, say it's about safety, about concern for society. All they want to do is deprive women of needed healthcare.
When men like David Foster Wallace and Ernest Hemingway and Michael Mann movies it's cringe, but when I like them it's deep because I'm a woman. I get it on a different level
February 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
When men like David Foster Wallace and Ernest Hemingway and Michael Mann movies it's cringe, but when I like them it's deep because I'm a woman. I get it on a different level
There's a priest who won't speak to me in public but she still watches all my Instagram stories. Down so bad
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
There's a priest who won't speak to me in public but she still watches all my Instagram stories. Down so bad
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“Ordinary, salt of the earth people would never tolerate a sexual abuser in their midst. Now time to take a big sip of coffee and respond to this group text with my old fraternity brothers.”
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
“Ordinary, salt of the earth people would never tolerate a sexual abuser in their midst. Now time to take a big sip of coffee and respond to this group text with my old fraternity brothers.”
They should invent feelings you don't have to feel
February 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
They should invent feelings you don't have to feel
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if there's so much voter fraud in nebraska, how many republicans in local or state govt were elected fraudulently?
February 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
if there's so much voter fraud in nebraska, how many republicans in local or state govt were elected fraudulently?
Love working with Gen Z attorneys, half of them don't care if you live or die and the othwr half is like "No but why is this depo tea"
February 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Love working with Gen Z attorneys, half of them don't care if you live or die and the othwr half is like "No but why is this depo tea"
Saw on the news that they're planning on tearing down a discount grocery store (Family Fare) on Saddle Creek and replacing it with apartments, with studios starting at $1100
February 2, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Saw on the news that they're planning on tearing down a discount grocery store (Family Fare) on Saddle Creek and replacing it with apartments, with studios starting at $1100
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Laura (1944) - 0:33:40
Dir. Otto Preminger
Runtime 88 minutes
🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 4 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/laura/
Dir. Otto Preminger
Runtime 88 minutes
🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 4 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/laura/
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Laura (1944) - 0:33:40
Dir. Otto Preminger
Runtime 88 minutes
🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 4 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/laura/
Dir. Otto Preminger
Runtime 88 minutes
🚬 x 22, or one cigarette every 4 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/laura/
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Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
I am kind
I am smart
I do not argue about prison with random people on reddit
I am a good person
I am smart
I do not argue about prison with random people on reddit
I am a good person
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I am kind
I am smart
I do not argue about prison with random people on reddit
I am a good person
I am smart
I do not argue about prison with random people on reddit
I am a good person
The list has really developed, mostly thanks to the eagle-eyed work of @brengep.bsky.social, who cares deeply about my hopes and dreams
January 31, 2026 at 12:09 PM
The list has really developed, mostly thanks to the eagle-eyed work of @brengep.bsky.social, who cares deeply about my hopes and dreams
What's missing from this article is that Fremont is an absolute hotbed of racial tension. 15% of the pop is Hispanic. In 2010, they passed an ordinance that would have effectively made it illegal to be undocumented person within city limits. It's surprising this doesn't happen more often there.
Car Hits High School Student in Nebraska During an Anti-ICE Protest
The car had a “Trump 2024” flag mounted to its rear window. The driver then accelerated, hitting a girl who was holding a poster …
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
The car had a “Trump 2024” flag mounted to its rear window. The driver then accelerated, hitting a girl who was holding a poster …
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
Car Hits High School Student in Nebraska During an Anti-ICE Protest
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:50 PM
What's missing from this article is that Fremont is an absolute hotbed of racial tension. 15% of the pop is Hispanic. In 2010, they passed an ordinance that would have effectively made it illegal to be undocumented person within city limits. It's surprising this doesn't happen more often there.
My friend Phill gave the movie "The Testament of Ann Lee" 3.5 stars on Letterboxd because he thought it "could have used more woodworking"
January 30, 2026 at 11:32 AM
My friend Phill gave the movie "The Testament of Ann Lee" 3.5 stars on Letterboxd because he thought it "could have used more woodworking"
Swap is next weekend so I'm rolling up my sleeves in anticipation of yelling at a man
I help organize a plus-size clothing swap for women/femmes about once a quarter, and every time we do it, we get multiple people asking if they can bring their boyfriends/husbands along to just hang out
January 29, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Swap is next weekend so I'm rolling up my sleeves in anticipation of yelling at a man
"Jane, why was that show called iCarly? Was she a robot?" --Michael, apropos of nothing
January 29, 2026 at 1:47 PM
"Jane, why was that show called iCarly? Was she a robot?" --Michael, apropos of nothing