John
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Freelance drug person, aka traveling anesthesia.
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@rncaptain.bsky.social
· Mar 16
I made this anesthesia meme on Twitter, excited for it to fall on its niche ass here as well.
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Nebraska: It’s not for everyone (complimentary)
Jeffery Epstein called the University of Nebraska and Creighton “not good places”in a January 2012 email thread to his last known girlfriend who was then applying to dental schools.
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Jeffrey Epstein calls University of Nebraska, Creighton, ‘not good places’
In a new Justice Department release of files tied to Jeffrey Epstein, news reporter Justin Diep finds multiple mentions of the University of Nebraska and Creighton University and details what brought ...
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February 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Nebraska: It’s not for everyone (complimentary)
I am not a constitutional scholar, but I feel like neutering the ability to apprehend was the whole point. The whole fourth amendment was a middle finger to governments acting like kings and breaking into your property.
Ron Johnson: "Why would they to remove their masks? Because they want these officers exposed, they want them afraid, they don't want to carry out their enforcement actions. They want judicial warrants, which would completely neuter ICE's ability to apprehend"
February 10, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I am not a constitutional scholar, but I feel like neutering the ability to apprehend was the whole point. The whole fourth amendment was a middle finger to governments acting like kings and breaking into your property.
I have such an appreciation for winter olympians.
You like sprinting? Let’s add blades.
You like soccer? They added the knife feet & also clubs
You like gymnastic routines? Again, what about that but w/ KNIVES & on slippery ice?
These are all old sports yet every four years my mind is blown.
You like sprinting? Let’s add blades.
You like soccer? They added the knife feet & also clubs
You like gymnastic routines? Again, what about that but w/ KNIVES & on slippery ice?
These are all old sports yet every four years my mind is blown.
February 9, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I have such an appreciation for winter olympians.
You like sprinting? Let’s add blades.
You like soccer? They added the knife feet & also clubs
You like gymnastic routines? Again, what about that but w/ KNIVES & on slippery ice?
These are all old sports yet every four years my mind is blown.
You like sprinting? Let’s add blades.
You like soccer? They added the knife feet & also clubs
You like gymnastic routines? Again, what about that but w/ KNIVES & on slippery ice?
These are all old sports yet every four years my mind is blown.
Truth. Before going off to sleep I have my patients visualize their favorite places. Once had a patient wake up thinking they were in their garden the whole time.
Reupping this because a colonoscopy is no big deal and anyone over 40 should be talking to their doctor about getting one.
Take care of yourselves, people.
Take care of yourselves, people.
The prep isn't nearly as bad as it used to be, the surgery is the best nap you'll ever have, and the first meal after is a religious experience.
February 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Truth. Before going off to sleep I have my patients visualize their favorite places. Once had a patient wake up thinking they were in their garden the whole time.
Damn, Toad, I’m proud of you.
One morning Toad sat in bed. “I have many things to do,” he said. “I will write them all down on a list so that I can remember them.”
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Damn, Toad, I’m proud of you.
I do a decent amount of dental sedation on the side; they can actually create mild staining so your denture or implanted teeth look natural and not like a fluorescent light bulb.
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I do a decent amount of dental sedation on the side; they can actually create mild staining so your denture or implanted teeth look natural and not like a fluorescent light bulb.
Join my peace-making club, price is 18 googolplexes. I’ve never broken a treaty or had a divorce. Stop saying I can’t foster non-transactional relationships and give me 20 googolplex dollars. Thank you for your attention in this matter!
January 19, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Join my peace-making club, price is 18 googolplexes. I’ve never broken a treaty or had a divorce. Stop saying I can’t foster non-transactional relationships and give me 20 googolplex dollars. Thank you for your attention in this matter!
One of my favorite gimmicks is declaring an end to the war on something that is normalized and prevalent. More intimidating ads declaring we’re winning the war on shoestrings.
Not that facts matter here, but motherfucker, I can buy protein cupcakes at the gas station
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
One of my favorite gimmicks is declaring an end to the war on something that is normalized and prevalent. More intimidating ads declaring we’re winning the war on shoestrings.
How many Bears victories until they they start counting as miracles for canonizing the pope?
January 12, 2026 at 2:02 PM
How many Bears victories until they they start counting as miracles for canonizing the pope?
I am not an expert on police/community relations, but I’m pretty confident that it is a solid gain if police everywhere followed in line with this and served and protected their community from poorly-trained federal squads.
Philadelphia sheriff Rochelle Bilal:
“No law enforcement professional wears a mask…No law enforcement professional shoots at a moving vehicle.
“What Trump’s private army is doing…is not only against legal law, but moral law.”
Vows to arrest agents on site who commit crimes.
“No law enforcement professional wears a mask…No law enforcement professional shoots at a moving vehicle.
“What Trump’s private army is doing…is not only against legal law, but moral law.”
Vows to arrest agents on site who commit crimes.
January 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I am not an expert on police/community relations, but I’m pretty confident that it is a solid gain if police everywhere followed in line with this and served and protected their community from poorly-trained federal squads.
I was trying to come up with a joke about him forgetting about the boats that led to this country’s founding. If I keep thinking one may flower.
Trump talks about Denmark and Greenland just now: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."
January 10, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I was trying to come up with a joke about him forgetting about the boats that led to this country’s founding. If I keep thinking one may flower.
This is not a healthcare plan. Healthcare providers expect insurance to pay less so they charge more, then charge the uninsured the same. You have to negotiate down yourself, it is not cheaper. For big bills it is way more expensive than having insurance.
The GOP have never had a healthcare plan.
The GOP have never had a healthcare plan.
BARTIROMO: What is the GOP's healthcare plan?
RICK SCOTT: Many times you can buy it way cheaper by just going directly to a doctor or a hospital or surgery center rather than going through the insurance product. Let them buy their own insurance.
RICK SCOTT: Many times you can buy it way cheaper by just going directly to a doctor or a hospital or surgery center rather than going through the insurance product. Let them buy their own insurance.
January 7, 2026 at 1:23 PM
This is not a healthcare plan. Healthcare providers expect insurance to pay less so they charge more, then charge the uninsured the same. You have to negotiate down yourself, it is not cheaper. For big bills it is way more expensive than having insurance.
The GOP have never had a healthcare plan.
The GOP have never had a healthcare plan.
Iraq: Part Deux, Crudo Boogaloo
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Iraq: Part Deux, Crudo Boogaloo
Dead Note but for stuff you don’t want to do.
they should invent a 2026 planner that does the things you write in them
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Dead Note but for stuff you don’t want to do.
US population (including newborns): 343,036,609 according to US Census estimate tracker.
135 billion/US population = average of 393.5 lbs lost for every living resident.
I know trump doesn’t get math but you’re on TV, man.
135 billion/US population = average of 393.5 lbs lost for every living resident.
I know trump doesn’t get math but you’re on TV, man.
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
December 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
US population (including newborns): 343,036,609 according to US Census estimate tracker.
135 billion/US population = average of 393.5 lbs lost for every living resident.
I know trump doesn’t get math but you’re on TV, man.
135 billion/US population = average of 393.5 lbs lost for every living resident.
I know trump doesn’t get math but you’re on TV, man.
Sometimes when the urologist asks for the table to raise up 6 inches but stops me before I stop the table, I tell them we disagree on what 6 inches is.
December 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Sometimes when the urologist asks for the table to raise up 6 inches but stops me before I stop the table, I tell them we disagree on what 6 inches is.
Add “extensive experience with weapons of mass destruction” to my CV.
If you care about an unregulated drug market cutting items to make a profit, then work upstream. Fund addiction resources and fentanyl test strips. Shrink the demand and sales will slow.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
If you care about an unregulated drug market cutting items to make a profit, then work upstream. Fund addiction resources and fentanyl test strips. Shrink the demand and sales will slow.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
DESIGNATING FENTANYL AS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose and
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December 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Add “extensive experience with weapons of mass destruction” to my CV.
If you care about an unregulated drug market cutting items to make a profit, then work upstream. Fund addiction resources and fentanyl test strips. Shrink the demand and sales will slow.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
If you care about an unregulated drug market cutting items to make a profit, then work upstream. Fund addiction resources and fentanyl test strips. Shrink the demand and sales will slow.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
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NEW: For more than a century, a smelter spewed lead dust over Omaha.
For decades, the government cleaned it up.
But a shift in guidance from the Trump administration may stop thousands more from potential cleanup, exposing families to the harmful metal.
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For decades, the government cleaned it up.
But a shift in guidance from the Trump administration may stop thousands more from potential cleanup, exposing families to the harmful metal.
With @flatwaterfreep.bsky.social
The EPA Was Considering a Massive Lead Cleanup in Omaha. Then Trump Shifted Guidance.
The Trump administration says it will speed cleanups, but residents of the largest residential lead Superfund site worry fewer properties will be remediated.
www.propublica.org
December 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
NEW: For more than a century, a smelter spewed lead dust over Omaha.
For decades, the government cleaned it up.
But a shift in guidance from the Trump administration may stop thousands more from potential cleanup, exposing families to the harmful metal.
With @flatwaterfreep.bsky.social
For decades, the government cleaned it up.
But a shift in guidance from the Trump administration may stop thousands more from potential cleanup, exposing families to the harmful metal.
With @flatwaterfreep.bsky.social
Old Hickory also runs the x-ray they store at the Texaco station. You can’t be a one trick pony in rural America.
Clinic Closures Force More Rural Americans To Rely On Horse Who Stomps Twice When Patient Has Cancer https://theonion.com/clinic-closures-force-more-rural-americans-to-rely-on-horse-who-stomps-twice-when-patient-has-cancer/
December 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Old Hickory also runs the x-ray they store at the Texaco station. You can’t be a one trick pony in rural America.
Oh you have a bidet? Cute. *slaps glass* This baby can rinse off so many poos.
I am staying at a place with the toilet in the shower and it is >$400 per night
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Oh you have a bidet? Cute. *slaps glass* This baby can rinse off so many poos.
Damn. They better not delete my meta-island. I spent 87 crypto coins and traded my ape.jpg so I could play Rust.
Meta to cut up to 30% of metaverse budget, Bloomberg News reports reut.rs/48kJ1lB
Meta to cut up to 30% of metaverse budget, Bloomberg News reports
Meta is expected to make budget cuts of up to 30% for its metaverse initiative, Bloomberg News reported on Thursday, citing people familiar with the discussions.
reut.rs
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Damn. They better not delete my meta-island. I spent 87 crypto coins and traded my ape.jpg so I could play Rust.
A reminder that earlier this year they fired a whole bunch of military lawyers, people who had the job of advising on the legality of military operations.
apnews.com/article/pent...
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apnews.com/article/pent...
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Senator Kelly is correct.
Plus a Public Service Announcement:
KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.
The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
Plus a Public Service Announcement:
KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.
The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A reminder that earlier this year they fired a whole bunch of military lawyers, people who had the job of advising on the legality of military operations.
apnews.com/article/pent...
thehill.com/policy/defen...
apnews.com/article/pent...
thehill.com/policy/defen...
BIG BUS GOT STUCK
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
BIG BUS GOT STUCK
Hot take: airport attire evolved to the changing airport. TSA pat downs, removing shoes, cramped seats, waiting hours because of a delayed flight…these conditions favor the sweatpants & running shoes. Athletic/leisure wear was the natural progression with the changing environment.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Hot take: airport attire evolved to the changing airport. TSA pat downs, removing shoes, cramped seats, waiting hours because of a delayed flight…these conditions favor the sweatpants & running shoes. Athletic/leisure wear was the natural progression with the changing environment.