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Sarah the Goose Witch 🪿
@sweetcheetah.bsky.social
Chicken tender & midtown Omaha gossip. Social worker & therapist. I knit & watch the Dodgers 💙
The tree from IKEA'S holiday collection
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
You are correct, IKEA, Blair Witch-style stick bundles are always terrifying, and always in style!
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Why do people have such a strong urge to buy new cups and bottles?

Also, I am included in people
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
"Always Hope"
Grover Street, Omaha.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
💀 Maybe I'm "blowing" this out of proportion but I have a feeling it's going to be one of those really wild Fridays on the internet
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
📢EARWORM UPDATE
Thursday, 3 am: Nightmare! Awoke with Bullet w Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins in my head.

Mercifully, at around 9 am it shifted to Collective Soul's song December, which was ok.

But last night, Elliott Smith's Waltz #2 xo, a frequent earworm, delighted me by waltzing in. 🎶
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
RUDE
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Since I *always* have earworms, I decided that I would start tracking and sharing them.

Today's is: Dancing in the Club by MJ Lenderman/This is Lorelei

It actually fits the melancholy sweetness of November, even if in my head it's a summer song. 🍂🍁
youtu.be/7BUI9S6PEiI?...
Dancing in the Club (MJ Lenderman Version)
YouTube video by This Is Lorelei - Topic
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November 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
From Hitchcock Nature Center, IA 🌌
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
OMAHA 🌌 Where's a good spot to see the Northern Lights? Would Ponca Hills be dark enough? Any recommendations for just outside of town?
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Decided to pair my new Yamamoto jersey with a red cashmere scarf I just finished knitting, but maybe my outfits are getting too wild bc the dude checking me out at Trader Joe's was too flustered to make small talk. Or maybe he's a Bluejays fan, who knows
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Fuck the Democrats, fuck the Republicans. No one represents us.
Burn it all down.
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Omg Bobby Moynihan is narrating this PBS Nature show about pigeons 😂🕊
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Talk about Beaver Moon, this weird 1970s gazebo near my office *wood* probably make a nice playground for a beaver 🦫🌕
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
If I was a baseball player, my walk up song would be Queen Bitch by David Bowie.

What would yours be?? I want to know
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
From 11 years ago today, 2 of my favorite photos I've ever taken. ❤️🐓❤️

My daughter met a friendly rooster on the Field Club Trail in Omaha. I saw that when she leaned over to talk to him, she started laughing. When she walked back to me, she said, "Mommy, that rooster was telling jokes!"
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
For all who loved him, a memorial and celebration of life for Jack France, aka the Wolfman, aka Action Jack ❤️
November 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Shohei Ohtani: "I'm so fond of this team, and you are the greatest of fans in this world." 🥹
November 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"My teammates have been pretty humble, but I'm about to talk that shit."
Kiké Hernandez 💙
November 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I love this for Miggy Ro 💙
November 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This parade has really turned my day around. Life is hard, but I am so grateful for the wins and small moments of joy 💙☀️⚾️💙
November 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Teo holding his baby brother on the bus 🥹
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM