I'm watching!

He's so boring - he may be technically handsome but his face isn't interesting.

Fans often want bands to stay the same, and not change or grow. It must feel pretty stifling.

No, you are very practical and frugal and, of course, correct. But I want to know how you aren't tempted by other bottles.

I think I love a bottle or mug, often for a long time! But then a small criticism arises in my mind. This is the beginning of the end.

Saw this on IG. Feeling thankful but heartbroken 💔

The sorority letter video is so funny. I had to go re-watch it and am going to find a way to use the phrase "cunt punt" tomorrow (my New Years resolution was to say "cunt" more, after all)

Right?! I was the definition of "potential" but instead I chose to use my brain power calculating how much time I could spend staring out the window at the lovely but gloomy gothic Catholic church grounds before I had to pay attention to math

Ahhh thank you for sharing your angel grammy with us 💜

I can't believe anyone has the cajones to use this shit. It's like they don't know about the wrath of geese! 🪿🪿🪿

I don't know much about the Jonas Brothers, but this would be a really weird attempt at a redemption arc for Neurosis Kelly.

Once again I would like to challenge JD Vance to a fist fight

If a client brought this dream to me I would be THRILLED

Cats do but only bc they enjoy watching people die

I was thinking the same thing today 🥺