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jennifer’s body shot by werner herzog
and she’s so right about that
FAILED FUCKING EMPIRE
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
first snowgirl drop of the season
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
resleet with your favorite media for the First Snow of the Season
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
snow on the night after thanksgiving is so romantic i’m going to die
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
two years since i took this picture with my cousins and an additional cousin said “you look like that one cillian murphy meme”
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
an absolute upset at the national dog show as the belgian sheepdog takes best in show. we seemed set for a bichon frisee scoop after their recent successes in other national competitions. the audience is stunned. the dogs are fighting. we may never recover
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
“oh shit i forgot jeffery wright is in this” has happened to me twice so far this week. i hope it keeps going. i love that guy.
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
was 2 people away from filling a full row of pals at the movies tonight. locals better watch out for my crew (we will ask you to go to the movies with us)
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
if my knives are out and your knives are out then who’s solving this crime
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
my bitchy little shoes arrived and now my spike lee outfit is complete, watch this space (but 2 weeks from now)
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
finally. the time of year where asking me to do stuff is illegal
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
seeing both juno and amelie on the big screen today. this goes without saying but once the second showing is through i will have processed my full teenhood and it will, in fact, be so, completely, entirely over for you hoes. my skin is clear and my wounds are healed!!!
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
saving book club by NOT re-selecting the location that permitted 3 of us to order pitchers of a 8.5 ABV beer
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i’m gonna be sick
Just found out there are five cities in the Quad Cities area. Shaking
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
sunday scaries: stressing over my film viewing schedule for the week edition
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
i want them to print in the paper that i read cool books about horniness
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
she’s been training for this for so long and we were all fools not to see it. the foot was a test and we failed
no one’s doing it like her
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
waterboarding myself to cure my ear infection
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
if you see a play and a movie in one day it’s supporting the arts. it’s being a patron. it’s building community and sharing experiences. it’s not avoiding chores
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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ai this. virtual reality glasses that. why the FUCK don’t we have the clamshell phone from IT FOLLOWS yet
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
quick bag cleanup
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
so you’re telling me……. people have been breathing when they sleep. the whole time.
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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the full moon is a perfect time to reflect on how great the moon is and all the things the moon has done for your life.
February 13, 2025 at 9:42 AM
god the first hour of Woke 2 has absolutely ruled
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
despite all the horrors there is still Text The Girlies About Outfits
November 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM