M O R G Y
@rjmrgn.bsky.social
FUZZ FOR THE FUZZ GOD
RIFFS FOR THE RIFF THRONE
I get mad at the world, paint tiny spacemen and make a heavy metal racket in WARPSTORMER.
RIFFS FOR THE RIFF THRONE
I get mad at the world, paint tiny spacemen and make a heavy metal racket in WARPSTORMER.
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They've been absolutely relentless since yesterday. They really should be labelling this stuff as sponsored content. bsky.app/profile/did:...
OpenAI are really getting their money's worth out of that "strategic partnership" with the Guardian today.
Did the Guardian fall behind on their AI-boosterism quota over the Christmas break or something?
Did the Guardian fall behind on their AI-boosterism quota over the Christmas break or something?
January 6, 2026 at 7:21 AM
They've been absolutely relentless since yesterday. They really should be labelling this stuff as sponsored content. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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I mean if we cared *at all* about "childhood obesity" we'd tackle car culture; the number one challenge to safe and habitual exercise, the privatised gobbler of outdoor space, the polluter of the very air we breath. But, no, sure, banning adverts it is.
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 AM
I mean if we cared *at all* about "childhood obesity" we'd tackle car culture; the number one challenge to safe and habitual exercise, the privatised gobbler of outdoor space, the polluter of the very air we breath. But, no, sure, banning adverts it is.
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hey look it's the dark and glorious forces of chaos
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
hey look it's the dark and glorious forces of chaos
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They’re showing The Principal and the Pauper on telly and they edited out “up yours, children” THE BEST BIT
January 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
They’re showing The Principal and the Pauper on telly and they edited out “up yours, children” THE BEST BIT
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I hate to say it as Keir Starmer's biggest supporter, but we must proscribe Keir Starmer as a result of this.
🚨 NEW | Keir Starmer is less popular in Britain than Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro.
🟡 Maduro -31
⚫ Trump -56
🔴 Starmer -56
🟩 Hamas -58
Net favourability ratings via @YouGov, 4-5 Jan
🟡 Maduro -31
⚫ Trump -56
🔴 Starmer -56
🟩 Hamas -58
Net favourability ratings via @YouGov, 4-5 Jan
January 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I hate to say it as Keir Starmer's biggest supporter, but we must proscribe Keir Starmer as a result of this.
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"why isn't the csam machine making more headlines?" brother it is extremely simple; the people that make the headlines are addicted to the website that built the csam machine
January 5, 2026 at 6:41 PM
"why isn't the csam machine making more headlines?" brother it is extremely simple; the people that make the headlines are addicted to the website that built the csam machine
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Of course, in the UK "regulators" are never really regulators. Their raison d'etre is political: to dress political goals in regulatory clothing, to act as reputational buffer zones, to gaslight outsiders like you and I into thinking regulation exists. But never, god forbid, to regulate.
Ofcom *might* "undertake a swift *assessment* to determine *whether* there are *potential* compliance issues that *warrant investigation*."
Hard to believe, but we waste almost a quarter of a billion pounds of public money annually on this absolute shower of a regulator.
Hard to believe, but we waste almost a quarter of a billion pounds of public money annually on this absolute shower of a regulator.
January 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Of course, in the UK "regulators" are never really regulators. Their raison d'etre is political: to dress political goals in regulatory clothing, to act as reputational buffer zones, to gaslight outsiders like you and I into thinking regulation exists. But never, god forbid, to regulate.
I fucking hate that everything that ought to be knobs and switches is fucking touchscreen bollocks these days. We just got a new kettle and it fucking sucks.
January 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I fucking hate that everything that ought to be knobs and switches is fucking touchscreen bollocks these days. We just got a new kettle and it fucking sucks.
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If you follow this argument through to its logical conclusion there should be a UK Government channel on pornhub.
Cabinet Office Minister Baroness Anderson tells the Lords the Government will keep on using X.
"I still believe that X is an appropriate platform to use because I believe in freedom of speech..."
"It is incredibly important that there is a counter narrative on those platforms," she says.
"I still believe that X is an appropriate platform to use because I believe in freedom of speech..."
"It is incredibly important that there is a counter narrative on those platforms," she says.
January 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
If you follow this argument through to its logical conclusion there should be a UK Government channel on pornhub.
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The first two hours this morning
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The first two hours this morning
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25 years of being lectured and finger-wagged by the Smartest People In The Room for saying “No killing people except in the most dire, extreme circumstances”, like it was some kind of frightful ideological derangement. You can imagine why I’m a bit short tempered about this, by 2025.
January 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
25 years of being lectured and finger-wagged by the Smartest People In The Room for saying “No killing people except in the most dire, extreme circumstances”, like it was some kind of frightful ideological derangement. You can imagine why I’m a bit short tempered about this, by 2025.
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Darren Jones saying repeatedly the Labour Government won't comment on a hypothetical.
It's not hypothetical - Trump is saying very loudly repeatedly what he's done and boasting about it.
And yet the UK Government won't even say it's a breach of international rules. Shameful.
It's not hypothetical - Trump is saying very loudly repeatedly what he's done and boasting about it.
And yet the UK Government won't even say it's a breach of international rules. Shameful.
January 5, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Darren Jones saying repeatedly the Labour Government won't comment on a hypothetical.
It's not hypothetical - Trump is saying very loudly repeatedly what he's done and boasting about it.
And yet the UK Government won't even say it's a breach of international rules. Shameful.
It's not hypothetical - Trump is saying very loudly repeatedly what he's done and boasting about it.
And yet the UK Government won't even say it's a breach of international rules. Shameful.
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You'll notice that the "hard decisions" politicians are always talking about are always "cutting benefits for poor people" and never "disagreeing with America" or "banning billionaires' CSAM-machines".
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 PM
You'll notice that the "hard decisions" politicians are always talking about are always "cutting benefits for poor people" and never "disagreeing with America" or "banning billionaires' CSAM-machines".
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In a move that will shock fans, it turns out that once again a Squid Game tie-in is exhibiting some of the worst problems with capitalism.
IMPORTANT NOTICE 📣
If you are an Equity member who was recently engaged as a performer or stage management on Squid Game: The Experience by Luna Cinema/Luna Entertainment, please contact Equity with a copy of your contract at pmpp@equity.org.uk
If you are an Equity member who was recently engaged as a performer or stage management on Squid Game: The Experience by Luna Cinema/Luna Entertainment, please contact Equity with a copy of your contract at pmpp@equity.org.uk
January 5, 2026 at 1:32 PM
In a move that will shock fans, it turns out that once again a Squid Game tie-in is exhibiting some of the worst problems with capitalism.
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Reposting with alt text, great to see the BBC jumping into manufactured consent so readily
January 5, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Reposting with alt text, great to see the BBC jumping into manufactured consent so readily
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Ernie Bushmiller, 1947
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Ernie Bushmiller, 1947
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His face goes bright red when he's asked a question he doesn't like and recedes to a gentle puce when he settles into his 'rehersed non-answer' loop.
January 5, 2026 at 2:22 PM
His face goes bright red when he's asked a question he doesn't like and recedes to a gentle puce when he settles into his 'rehersed non-answer' loop.
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If the giant throbbing brains of political commentary cannot possibly be wrong, then it must be someone else’s fault. Like I say: we should expect a full court press on “the public are just needy, whiny little piggies who don’t understand how good they have it”, this year.
January 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
If the giant throbbing brains of political commentary cannot possibly be wrong, then it must be someone else’s fault. Like I say: we should expect a full court press on “the public are just needy, whiny little piggies who don’t understand how good they have it”, this year.
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Since we’re re-upping last year’s January bin-related dilemmas; sometimes the binmen throw your bin in the bin
January 5, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Since we’re re-upping last year’s January bin-related dilemmas; sometimes the binmen throw your bin in the bin
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common mistake! that's actually not christian faith but a completely different thing!
These monsters will strip you of every last right & claim it's ok cos god told them to
January 5, 2026 at 10:58 AM
common mistake! that's actually not christian faith but a completely different thing!
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if this was satire it'd be pretty funny. but what is the worth of a "news" organisation that publishes absolute horseshit like this without caveat or criticism?
January 5, 2026 at 8:54 AM
if this was satire it'd be pretty funny. but what is the worth of a "news" organisation that publishes absolute horseshit like this without caveat or criticism?
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To believe this, you would have to believe that everyone from Nixon to Reagan to Bush II was a We Are The World altruist snowflake. This man is just a Nazi, and by that I mean he is a straightforward Third Reich skull-on-the cap Nazi, and he is open and proud about being one.
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 AM
To believe this, you would have to believe that everyone from Nixon to Reagan to Bush II was a We Are The World altruist snowflake. This man is just a Nazi, and by that I mean he is a straightforward Third Reich skull-on-the cap Nazi, and he is open and proud about being one.
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Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.
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Without context
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Without context