tolkien thinking about how sick it would be to give a gun to a hobbit

It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so many small dicked total fucking losers - JRR Tolkien

rip jrr tolkien you would have loved the nazgul dick jorts

a malnourished levy of spearmen is all your MEAGRE holdings can sustain "m'lord"

buncha assholes, but little did they know far off there was bigger asshole, maybe the biggest dickhead that ever lived

-me describing the lord of the rings

"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. “Hahaha. Fuck."

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

I call on beloved LA band The Red Hot Chili Peppers to defuse tensions with a public performance of their song ‘Sir Psycho Sexy’

I could never do any kind of heist due to my nervous disposition and memorable look

i'm rereading Lord of the Rings and the prevalence of protective hedging makes a lot more sense now that i know it wasn't, like... some bushes you could push through

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

The only reason people attribute the popularity of elves, dwarves, and halflings to Tolkien and not me is because he was born 100 years before me. I would have thought of all that shit.

Le dialogue, relation entre deux personnes, a été remplacé par la propagande ou la controverse, qui sont deux types de monologues.
(Albert Camus)

Extrait de "L'homme révolté" (1951)

RIP poet Robinson Jeffers, died this day in Carmel, CA, 1962.

“The tides are in our veins, we still mirror the stars, life is your child, but there is in me
Older and harder than life and more impartial, the eye that watched before there was an ocean.”