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Federal Subject of Interest
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Over the past few years I’ve kept a Noticing note on my phone, a log of all the species that caught my eye throughout the year as a sort of bioregional calendar.

Trying that here so others can follow along. It would also warm my 💚 if others wanted to contribute their Noticings to this thread!
Girl you need a factory reset
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I got too excited by this fantasy and made a two hour mix + commentary for y'all to use as you please (:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZRy...
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’m talking wall-jump into a crosscourt headshot type sh*t
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Hit all three this morning putting on an absolute clinic at the trampoline dodgeball arena for a dozen children while their parents sat in massage chairs 🙂
Ride with me
On the backs of
Laughter, Bouncing, and THC
To the frontlines of

The War Against Seasonal Affective Disorder
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Let’s get the vegetable couch in here
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Whoever first cooked up the marketing phrase “the lion and the lamb” immediately knew that shit was gonna hit for millions of people
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Gonna start posting stuff like this to my IG grid with captions like “Immortal Angel 🖤”
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
They should make a sequel to Big Bang Theory called Big Crunch Theory in which the characters gradually reduce in complexity until all of them and the rest of the physical matter in the show collapse into a single unified point
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
wait how did they get this lighting in a thrift store dressing room?
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
okay roman is actually speaking mystical truths
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
One of my most toxic traits is when Kelly is venting I tend to skip the empathy and go straight to solutions, but luckily I just got the perfect script from an overseas spotify support rep!
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This feels like an album teaser
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My favorite music is simply anything that elicits a deep moan or sharp yelp out of me
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’ve been audibly desiring to be an angel recently
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Make no mistake, if I won the lotto each of you would be getting $1M no questions asked. But the remaining funds would be periodically distributed based on behavior, appearance, intelligence, and your general ability to delight me
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
No I’m just perplexed by “couldn’t be more similar or more different”
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
what
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
watch this space
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I wish we all worked in a big coworking compound so I could mix 6 hours of wistful disco slow jams for y’all today while you make money to support me
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Okay so apparently you can change your handle on here now 🤡
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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I love to go floor mode
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“I mean this in the kindest way possible but you’ve got sort of an Eric Forman thing going on”
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oh well in that case:

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🤨🤨🤨🤨😏😏😏😏😕😕😕😕😔😔😔😔😔😔🥺
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Back in my day, eternal life used to be enough of a selling point but now they gotta throw in a shitty candy to sweeten the deal 🪤
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Of course someone who says “the I-40” is also a traffic creator 😡
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM