9:20 pm is the Perfect Time to boil an egg if you ask ME
February 19, 2026 at 3:21 AM
9:20 pm is the Perfect Time to boil an egg if you ask ME
rip to my fav cutie bow cup :( shattered on the shower floor, but never forgotten
February 19, 2026 at 2:11 AM
rip to my fav cutie bow cup :( shattered on the shower floor, but never forgotten
@squeako.bsky.social Inaugural Pour Over
February 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
@squeako.bsky.social Inaugural Pour Over
I think my largest lapse in judgement ever was when Midwest Princess “didn’t hit for me” the first time I heard it……..like gurl what!
February 17, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I think my largest lapse in judgement ever was when Midwest Princess “didn’t hit for me” the first time I heard it……..like gurl what!
This is what trying a new makeup look feels like
February 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
This is what trying a new makeup look feels like
My body is a machine that turns breathing air into SpongeBob quotes
February 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
My body is a machine that turns breathing air into SpongeBob quotes
Just bloodied my knuckles opening a door in the most normal way possible
February 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Just bloodied my knuckles opening a door in the most normal way possible
Egg Salad Sando that changed my life
February 16, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Egg Salad Sando that changed my life
If you saw me right now you’d probably think “wow she looks like she hasn’t slept in 3 nights” and you’d be right
February 16, 2026 at 8:56 PM
If you saw me right now you’d probably think “wow she looks like she hasn’t slept in 3 nights” and you’d be right
“Having a felony is first base these days”
February 16, 2026 at 8:13 PM
“Having a felony is first base these days”
Never deny a girl her bev
February 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Never deny a girl her bev
Kisser? I barely know ‘er!
February 16, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Kisser? I barely know ‘er!
10 am check outs are cruel
February 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
10 am check outs are cruel
Missed every oomf by mere minutes :(
February 16, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Missed every oomf by mere minutes :(
Brb dropping a band at the container store
February 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Brb dropping a band at the container store
Matching pfps w chef for the day
February 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Matching pfps w chef for the day
I need to hire a proofreader
February 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I need to hire a proofreader
Walmart on Valentine’s Day might be worse than the day before Thanksgiving
February 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Walmart on Valentine’s Day might be worse than the day before Thanksgiving
All I gotta say is a Camel Turkish blend better watch its back
February 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
All I gotta say is a Camel Turkish blend better watch its back
…isleptinmymakeup… pls send you ur thoughts and prayers in this time
February 14, 2026 at 2:46 PM
…isleptinmymakeup… pls send you ur thoughts and prayers in this time
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Dream blunt rotation
February 14, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Dream blunt rotation
My biggest qualm with the majority of the bars in Paducah is there are too many damn lights on!!!!
February 14, 2026 at 3:27 AM
My biggest qualm with the majority of the bars in Paducah is there are too many damn lights on!!!!