Curtis
@rhinosaur.me
(He/Him) Huge nerd. All opinions are always correct, but also my own.
Unacceptable
January 30, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Unacceptable
Update from my wife’s store
January 29, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Update from my wife’s store
If you're having a bad day, here's a highlight reel of Marshawn Lynch just running dudes over.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXOZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXOZ...
Marshawn Lynch Top 50 Most Astonishing Plays of All-Time! | NFL Highlights
YouTube video by NFL
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:46 PM
If you're having a bad day, here's a highlight reel of Marshawn Lynch just running dudes over.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXOZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXOZ...
Important update from a customer at my wife’s book store - it’s wet outside.
January 29, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Important update from a customer at my wife’s book store - it’s wet outside.
Stupid snow storm. Doesn't it know that Captain Titus and the Wardens of Ultramar are supposed to come support my army?
January 29, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Stupid snow storm. Doesn't it know that Captain Titus and the Wardens of Ultramar are supposed to come support my army?
Just Finished:
A Darker Shade of Magic - V.E. Schwab (Audiobook)
Currently Reading:
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario - Matt Dinniman (Book)
*I forgot it at my office yesterday and I'm WFH the rest of the week so I guess it's on hold until next week.
Really debating what to go for next.
A Darker Shade of Magic - V.E. Schwab (Audiobook)
Currently Reading:
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario - Matt Dinniman (Book)
*I forgot it at my office yesterday and I'm WFH the rest of the week so I guess it's on hold until next week.
Really debating what to go for next.
Just Finished:
The Red Winter - Cameron Sullivan (Audiobook)
Currently Reading:
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario - Matt Dinniman (Book)
The Red Winter - Cameron Sullivan (Audiobook)
Currently Reading:
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario - Matt Dinniman (Book)
Just Finished:
The Bone Queen - Will Shindler (Audiobook)
Currently Reading:
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario - Matt Dinniman (Book)
The Red Winter - Cameron Sullivan (Audiobook)
The Bone Queen - Will Shindler (Audiobook)
Currently Reading:
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario - Matt Dinniman (Book)
The Red Winter - Cameron Sullivan (Audiobook)
January 28, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Just Finished:
A Darker Shade of Magic - V.E. Schwab (Audiobook)
Currently Reading:
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario - Matt Dinniman (Book)
*I forgot it at my office yesterday and I'm WFH the rest of the week so I guess it's on hold until next week.
Really debating what to go for next.
A Darker Shade of Magic - V.E. Schwab (Audiobook)
Currently Reading:
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario - Matt Dinniman (Book)
*I forgot it at my office yesterday and I'm WFH the rest of the week so I guess it's on hold until next week.
Really debating what to go for next.
Timeline cleanse - I present a giant schnauzer who’s very upset all those new stuffies aren’t for her.
January 28, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Timeline cleanse - I present a giant schnauzer who’s very upset all those new stuffies aren’t for her.
One of my coworkers has the same issue and is LIVID that RFK is the public face of it.
Ironically some may end up with RFK Jr's voice ailment:
“one study found that 65% of people with the condition previously had measles or mumps – compared with the US national average of 15%. A separate study found the measles and mumps vaccines helped protect against developing the condition.”
“one study found that 65% of people with the condition previously had measles or mumps – compared with the US national average of 15%. A separate study found the measles and mumps vaccines helped protect against developing the condition.”
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reveals why he has a raspy voice – spasmodic dysphonia explained
Changes to the voice could signal ill health. An anatomist explains.
theconversation.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 AM
One of my coworkers has the same issue and is LIVID that RFK is the public face of it.
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For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 AM
For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
If anyone ever did this with their shotgun while hunting with us, we'd take their gun away and they'd never get invited back to hunting camp.
Like holy shit, this is fucking embarrassing. This shows even less understanding of gun knowledge than shitty action movies and that's saying something.
Like holy shit, this is fucking embarrassing. This shows even less understanding of gun knowledge than shitty action movies and that's saying something.
January 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
If anyone ever did this with their shotgun while hunting with us, we'd take their gun away and they'd never get invited back to hunting camp.
Like holy shit, this is fucking embarrassing. This shows even less understanding of gun knowledge than shitty action movies and that's saying something.
Like holy shit, this is fucking embarrassing. This shows even less understanding of gun knowledge than shitty action movies and that's saying something.
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I am once again tapping the sign that says “If you won’t allow us to hold individuals responsible, the only other option is collective retribution”
I [censored] [redacted] [unprintable] [censored] [redacted] [phone slams down]
January 26, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I am once again tapping the sign that says “If you won’t allow us to hold individuals responsible, the only other option is collective retribution”
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The correct answer to this is "Yes, and everyone else too."
Should artists get a basic income like they do in Ireland?
Could the government pay salaries to musicians and artists - no strings attached like they do in Ireland?
www.bbc.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 PM
The correct answer to this is "Yes, and everyone else too."
Good to see Harrison Mevis is out here keeping the Sebastian Janikowski “ideal kicker’s body type” alive.
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Good to see Harrison Mevis is out here keeping the Sebastian Janikowski “ideal kicker’s body type” alive.
The AFC championship game has been about as much fun as a wet fart. Whoever wins the NFC championship is gonna run over the Patriots.
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
The AFC championship game has been about as much fun as a wet fart. Whoever wins the NFC championship is gonna run over the Patriots.
Hi friends, remember if you need to contact your senators, you can find their number using whosmyrep.org
I just left a message for Senator Cantwell and tried to leave one for Senator Murray (her VM was full) re: DHS funding.
It wasn’t that hard. I did it while watching football. You can do it too
I just left a message for Senator Cantwell and tried to leave one for Senator Murray (her VM was full) re: DHS funding.
It wasn’t that hard. I did it while watching football. You can do it too
whosmyrep.org
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Hi friends, remember if you need to contact your senators, you can find their number using whosmyrep.org
I just left a message for Senator Cantwell and tried to leave one for Senator Murray (her VM was full) re: DHS funding.
It wasn’t that hard. I did it while watching football. You can do it too
I just left a message for Senator Cantwell and tried to leave one for Senator Murray (her VM was full) re: DHS funding.
It wasn’t that hard. I did it while watching football. You can do it too
I do want to just say that if any folks are out there who have been reading Romantasy but want to venture more in to the general Fantasy realm, I would highly recommend The Red Winter when it comes out next month.
There’s queer romance, but also some sassy demons and a simple, fun magic system.
There’s queer romance, but also some sassy demons and a simple, fun magic system.
January 24, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I do want to just say that if any folks are out there who have been reading Romantasy but want to venture more in to the general Fantasy realm, I would highly recommend The Red Winter when it comes out next month.
There’s queer romance, but also some sassy demons and a simple, fun magic system.
There’s queer romance, but also some sassy demons and a simple, fun magic system.
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers
Bully
Schoolyard Heroes
The Sounds
Paramore
Diet Cig
I’ve also seen the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, but I wanted to give you 5 more.
Bully
Schoolyard Heroes
The Sounds
Paramore
Diet Cig
I’ve also seen the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, but I wanted to give you 5 more.
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Belly
Concrete Blonde
Poe
I mean, Lilith Fair has to count too
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Belly
Concrete Blonde
Poe
I mean, Lilith Fair has to count too
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers
St. Vincent
Tori Amos
Babes in Toyland
The Muffs
L7
St. Vincent
Tori Amos
Babes in Toyland
The Muffs
L7
January 24, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers
Bully
Schoolyard Heroes
The Sounds
Paramore
Diet Cig
I’ve also seen the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, but I wanted to give you 5 more.
Bully
Schoolyard Heroes
The Sounds
Paramore
Diet Cig
I’ve also seen the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, but I wanted to give you 5 more.
Just Finished:
The Red Winter - Cameron Sullivan (Audiobook)
Currently Reading:
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario - Matt Dinniman (Book)
The Red Winter - Cameron Sullivan (Audiobook)
Currently Reading:
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario - Matt Dinniman (Book)
Just Finished:
The Bone Queen - Will Shindler (Audiobook)
Currently Reading:
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario - Matt Dinniman (Book)
The Red Winter - Cameron Sullivan (Audiobook)
The Bone Queen - Will Shindler (Audiobook)
Currently Reading:
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario - Matt Dinniman (Book)
The Red Winter - Cameron Sullivan (Audiobook)
Just Finished:
What Moves the Dead - T. Kingfisher (Book)
Currently Reading:
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario - Matt Dinniman (Book)
Gotta love same day updates. To be fair, What Moves the Dead is very short. It only took me a couple lunch breaks.
What Moves the Dead - T. Kingfisher (Book)
Currently Reading:
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario - Matt Dinniman (Book)
Gotta love same day updates. To be fair, What Moves the Dead is very short. It only took me a couple lunch breaks.
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Just Finished:
The Red Winter - Cameron Sullivan (Audiobook)
Currently Reading:
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario - Matt Dinniman (Book)
The Red Winter - Cameron Sullivan (Audiobook)
Currently Reading:
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario - Matt Dinniman (Book)
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You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer.
In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
January 23, 2026 at 2:57 AM
You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer.
In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
So I've been listening to the audiobook for Cameron Sullivan's THE RED WINTER and am enjoying a lot so far. I gotta say, though, Imogen Church is absolutely killing it in her parts. She's great.
So far, it's a "highly recommend" when it comes out next month.
So far, it's a "highly recommend" when it comes out next month.
January 21, 2026 at 3:30 PM
So I've been listening to the audiobook for Cameron Sullivan's THE RED WINTER and am enjoying a lot so far. I gotta say, though, Imogen Church is absolutely killing it in her parts. She's great.
So far, it's a "highly recommend" when it comes out next month.
So far, it's a "highly recommend" when it comes out next month.
The duality of the reviews of my wife’s bookstore.
Remember:
Always
Carry
A
Book
Remember:
Always
Carry
A
Book
January 20, 2026 at 11:56 PM
The duality of the reviews of my wife’s bookstore.
Remember:
Always
Carry
A
Book
Remember:
Always
Carry
A
Book
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Was playing video games and walked out into the living room and holy shit Seattle woke up and chose violence
January 18, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Was playing video games and walked out into the living room and holy shit Seattle woke up and chose violence
Watching a Big Fat Quiz episode and holy fuck, how is Mr. Blobby a beloved thing in the UK? That thing’s a fucking nightmare creature.
January 18, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Watching a Big Fat Quiz episode and holy fuck, how is Mr. Blobby a beloved thing in the UK? That thing’s a fucking nightmare creature.
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This Seal of Approval is for everyone out there who doesn't use generative AI.
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
This Seal of Approval is for everyone out there who doesn't use generative AI.