Reverend Crush 🔵
@reverendcrush.com
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He/Him/Dude. Gaming Dudeist/History Acolyte. 🎮☯️ Retro|Modern gaming. Web Dev. Autistic AF. Pet Dad. Progressive, but no trust in the government. Ex-Alcoholic. Wife enjoyer. Cooks tasty food.
⚠️Opinions/Shitposts are my own
He/Him/Dude. Gaming Dudeist/History Acolyte. 🎮☯️ Retro|Modern gaming. Web Dev. Autistic AF. Pet Dad. Progressive, but no trust in the government. Ex-Alcoholic. Wife enjoyer. Cooks tasty food.
⚠️Opinions/Shitposts are my own
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Reverend Crush 🔵
@reverendcrush.com
· Jul 5
Let's see what comes from this #promosky
🌐 Web Development
🎮 Video Games
⚔️ RPGs (JRPGs, WRPGs, TRPGs)
👊 Street Fighter series
📼 The Big Lebowski
🍳 Cooking
🐈⬛ Pets
🎵 Electric Six
🎨 Art appreciation
📺 Obscure 80's-90's TV
🍵 Tea/kombucha
🏋️ Exercising
🕹️ Games history
🫂 Friends/Community
🌐 Web Development
🎮 Video Games
⚔️ RPGs (JRPGs, WRPGs, TRPGs)
👊 Street Fighter series
📼 The Big Lebowski
🍳 Cooking
🐈⬛ Pets
🎵 Electric Six
🎨 Art appreciation
📺 Obscure 80's-90's TV
🍵 Tea/kombucha
🏋️ Exercising
🕹️ Games history
🫂 Friends/Community
All those "gamers" who want to scream how SMB USA isn't a real Mario game are just too scared to admit that they have masklophobia, and never made it past the locked cave in World 1-2.
Mario 2 enemies come in two flavors: #AGDQ2026
January 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
All those "gamers" who want to scream how SMB USA isn't a real Mario game are just too scared to admit that they have masklophobia, and never made it past the locked cave in World 1-2.
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When a mutual who is annoyed by your posts mutes you instead of unfollowing
January 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
When a mutual who is annoyed by your posts mutes you instead of unfollowing
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ICE killed a Black man, Keith Porter, 7 days before Renee Good, and I hadn't heard about it until today. His vigils went unnoticed. His life came and gone and America forgot to blink.
Two Americas.
Two Americas.
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
ICE killed a Black man, Keith Porter, 7 days before Renee Good, and I hadn't heard about it until today. His vigils went unnoticed. His life came and gone and America forgot to blink.
Two Americas.
Two Americas.
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anyone that didn't delete twitter 2 years ago when i did is morally lesser to me by exponential degrees
January 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
anyone that didn't delete twitter 2 years ago when i did is morally lesser to me by exponential degrees
That one tweet where Tom Arnold was like "THE STUPIDS IS ART, SHITLORD!" lives rent free in my head.
Also I'm watching The Stupids right now and it is art.
Also I'm watching The Stupids right now and it is art.
January 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
That one tweet where Tom Arnold was like "THE STUPIDS IS ART, SHITLORD!" lives rent free in my head.
Also I'm watching The Stupids right now and it is art.
Also I'm watching The Stupids right now and it is art.
Once in a while, you'll see an absolute banger on LinkedIn...
January 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Once in a while, you'll see an absolute banger on LinkedIn...
I know that I have a tendency to be crass, but I don't care. It needs to be said...
You have to be the biggest pussy alive to get so triggered that you murder a poet.
"ICE murdered someone? What, like a child molester? Oh, a POET! Yeah, those poets are an absolute terror, making words rhyme..."
You have to be the biggest pussy alive to get so triggered that you murder a poet.
"ICE murdered someone? What, like a child molester? Oh, a POET! Yeah, those poets are an absolute terror, making words rhyme..."
January 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I know that I have a tendency to be crass, but I don't care. It needs to be said...
You have to be the biggest pussy alive to get so triggered that you murder a poet.
"ICE murdered someone? What, like a child molester? Oh, a POET! Yeah, those poets are an absolute terror, making words rhyme..."
You have to be the biggest pussy alive to get so triggered that you murder a poet.
"ICE murdered someone? What, like a child molester? Oh, a POET! Yeah, those poets are an absolute terror, making words rhyme..."
Watching Wag The Dog (1997)
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So anyway, how about them Epstein Files?
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So anyway, how about them Epstein Files?
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Watching Wag The Dog (1997)
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So anyway, how about them Epstein Files?
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So anyway, how about them Epstein Files?
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ELEVATOR ACTION RETURNS
TAITO 1997
SEGA SATURN
TAITO 1997
SEGA SATURN
December 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
ELEVATOR ACTION RETURNS
TAITO 1997
SEGA SATURN
TAITO 1997
SEGA SATURN
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I'm reminded of an interview on Tech TV back in the late 90s with a guy who had built a portable Atari 2600.
When asked about his thoughts on emulation, his response was "Pfft, emulation is just masterbation."
I don't know about you, but even in 98, I didn't want to fool around with broke hardware
When asked about his thoughts on emulation, his response was "Pfft, emulation is just masterbation."
I don't know about you, but even in 98, I didn't want to fool around with broke hardware
my unsolicited and unwanted take on "real hardware" vs. "emulation": it's like drinking soda out of a fountain or a bottle. slightly different tastes and experiences. do what you like, who cares.
January 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I'm reminded of an interview on Tech TV back in the late 90s with a guy who had built a portable Atari 2600.
When asked about his thoughts on emulation, his response was "Pfft, emulation is just masterbation."
I don't know about you, but even in 98, I didn't want to fool around with broke hardware
When asked about his thoughts on emulation, his response was "Pfft, emulation is just masterbation."
I don't know about you, but even in 98, I didn't want to fool around with broke hardware
List of things I like to do to make myself feel good (ascending order):
1. Bustin
1. Bustin
January 4, 2026 at 7:19 AM
List of things I like to do to make myself feel good (ascending order):
1. Bustin
1. Bustin
Y'all wouldn't believe the crass jokes this rascal likes to tell. Like the one about Catherine The Great at the Kentucky Derby.
January 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Y'all wouldn't believe the crass jokes this rascal likes to tell. Like the one about Catherine The Great at the Kentucky Derby.
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The aging pedophile who wants to be a king has kidnapped the leader of a sovereign nation without congressional approval.
If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
The aging pedophile who wants to be a king has kidnapped the leader of a sovereign nation without congressional approval.
If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
Billionaires don't want to get rid of their GenAI because of all the CP they'd miss out on. Prove me wrong.
January 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Billionaires don't want to get rid of their GenAI because of all the CP they'd miss out on. Prove me wrong.
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i just got the ringing in my ears... someone somewhere just said some dumb shit...
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
i just got the ringing in my ears... someone somewhere just said some dumb shit...
Kicking in the new year with some This Aged Great-sanctioned viewing pleasure.
Past Was Doing It's Best-ass movie...
Past Was Doing It's Best-ass movie...
January 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Kicking in the new year with some This Aged Great-sanctioned viewing pleasure.
Past Was Doing It's Best-ass movie...
Past Was Doing It's Best-ass movie...
Reading Sean Sherman's new cookbook being all like "WHERE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FIND SEAL MEAT, SEAN SHERMAN!?"
January 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Reading Sean Sherman's new cookbook being all like "WHERE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FIND SEAL MEAT, SEAN SHERMAN!?"
Oh, I managed to squeeze this in a day before the New Year...
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January 1, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Oh, I managed to squeeze this in a day before the New Year...
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Not as many fireworks tonight as there was on Christmas Eve.
That typical. Weaksauce fireworks to send off a weaksauce year.
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At least I got a Steam Deck now.
That typical. Weaksauce fireworks to send off a weaksauce year.
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At least I got a Steam Deck now.
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Not as many fireworks tonight as there was on Christmas Eve.
That typical. Weaksauce fireworks to send off a weaksauce year.
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At least I got a Steam Deck now.
That typical. Weaksauce fireworks to send off a weaksauce year.
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At least I got a Steam Deck now.
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Videogames are wild, man. Imagine if they were like "every five years, you need new movie glasses. You won't be able to watch new movies if you don't give us $2,000 for the glasses. Otherwise, you can only watch old movies. Now we're raising the price of the glasses to $5,000."
Good news: You don't need a $5,000 GPU to play Rocket Knight Adventures!
January 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Videogames are wild, man. Imagine if they were like "every five years, you need new movie glasses. You won't be able to watch new movies if you don't give us $2,000 for the glasses. Otherwise, you can only watch old movies. Now we're raising the price of the glasses to $5,000."
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they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
TIRED: Watercooler in your home office
WIRED: Kombucha SCOBYs on continuous brew in your home office
WIRED: Kombucha SCOBYs on continuous brew in your home office
December 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
TIRED: Watercooler in your home office
WIRED: Kombucha SCOBYs on continuous brew in your home office
WIRED: Kombucha SCOBYs on continuous brew in your home office
"children not being molested by billionaires while I breathe clean air" is not even on the radar of my political priorities why would i care about that
December 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"children not being molested by billionaires while I breathe clean air" is not even on the radar of my political priorities why would i care about that