Reptilescorpio
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Reptilescorpio
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if we find aliens and they have better stuff than us i'd low key crash out
February 19, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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Many of you.
February 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
February 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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back when i was in uni i liked thinking about pika in stem #pikachu
February 18, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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If Labor nationalised Kayo it would do a lot to crush One Nation imho
February 18, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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The drunk uncle theory.

You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
agree with this (hah) but also think a particular mistake the left made for a long time online, and still makes to an extent, is failing to understand that the person whose mind you may actually change is the one reading the argument you're having, not the one you're arguing with
The secret to engaging in social media debate is knowing you will never win anyone over. The best you can hope for is to have people who already agree with tell you you're awesome. You might great a dopamine thrill from the righteousness of your anger! Fine benefits, all. But you will never win.
February 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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kiryu would NOT fucking say that

#YakuzaKiwami3
February 16, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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My fellow game dev, remember the words of @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social when you're thinking of working through the weekends and evenings 💖
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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The developers behind Train Simulator and about seven different Train World Sim games are making a Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine game and I am so "ON BOARD," as it were

Look at the goddamn first-person driver's compartment view. YOU ARE INSIDE THOMAS.

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February 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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This week on the Switch and Switch 2 has been a big one: Mario Tennis Fever, Reanimal, Yakuza Kiwami 3, Tokyo Scramble, ChromaGun 2, Rayman, and more! www.vooks.net/ninten...
February 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? “ate too much blood at dinner feel like I’m gonna bleh” is exactly the kind of thing Dracula would say. Not funny. Some of us haven’t forgiven him for his many crimes
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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purrfect balance
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Video games are starting the have the same problem streaming TV has. Why should i invest time or money into a new release when they seem doomed to fail?
February 11, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Australian police beat a 69 year old woman at an anti-genocide protest so badly that they've broken her spine in FOUR places
Australian police break spine of anti-genocide granny to protect war criminal
Australian police beat a 69 year old woman at an anti-genocide protest so badly that they've broken her spine in FOUR places
www.thecanary.co
February 11, 2026 at 7:45 AM
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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A 60+ Minute PlayStation State Of Play Is Happening This Week And Here's All The Aussie Times press-start.com.au/n...
February 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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Vale Jon Kudelka (1972-2026). He was one of the sharpest political cartoonists this country has ever produced. He saw through the folly and cant but never let it dim his own warmth or decency. Thoughts are with his family. You can read his essay on cartooning here:

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Lessons from political cartooning
After being diagnosed with an inoperable glioblastoma, The Saturday Paper’s editorial cartoonist took time to consider what really matters – and it is not politics.
satpa.pe
February 9, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Australia is poorer for his passing.

A no-bullshit political cartoonist and talented artist. Some of his work has pride of place at our hose.

Condolences to his family.

One of my faves:
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.

One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.

Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM