teedy
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fuck cops
MINIONS DNI
lotta people call me teddy. lotta people don’t.
birthday/boy || ace-y || ☭
allan of the barbie bubble
Tightpussy4President/Bsky Board campaign manager
@/teddydothroar on 🐣
@/teedy.txt on discord
cap hill, sea by way of H-tine
MINIONS DNI
lotta people call me teddy. lotta people don’t.
birthday/boy || ace-y || ☭
allan of the barbie bubble
Tightpussy4President/Bsky Board campaign manager
@/teddydothroar on 🐣
@/teedy.txt on discord
cap hill, sea by way of H-tine
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· Jan 26
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i love how every small children's toy that has to do with STEM in even the loosest possible sense, down to like, blocks, because you can build with them, which is like mechanical engineering i guess? says E=MC2 somewhere on the box. sometimes you have to hunt but it's there
December 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i love how every small children's toy that has to do with STEM in even the loosest possible sense, down to like, blocks, because you can build with them, which is like mechanical engineering i guess? says E=MC2 somewhere on the box. sometimes you have to hunt but it's there
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you know what they say.. fuck it we ball
December 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
you know what they say.. fuck it we ball
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im gabi (eyes closed)
December 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
im gabi (eyes closed)
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WE WERE FUCKING ROBBED
December 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
WE WERE FUCKING ROBBED
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poppers and a bag around my head beats its ass
ur not gonna believe this but taking heroin and cocaine at the same time is probably the best high there is. but its not for everyone.
December 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
poppers and a bag around my head beats its ass
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divest from google where u can
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable group. “Big tech has made their choice.”
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Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable…
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December 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
divest from google where u can
tweety bird with a backwards baseball cap and massive cuban link
December 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
tweety bird with a backwards baseball cap and massive cuban link
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The Bills calling the tush push after voting to ban it
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Bills calling the tush push after voting to ban it
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Getting my wife booty shorts that say "BARREN" on the butt. Getting myself a shirt that says "SHOOT'N BLANKS" on the back. Both articles of clothing have looney toons characters on them
December 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Getting my wife booty shorts that say "BARREN" on the butt. Getting myself a shirt that says "SHOOT'N BLANKS" on the back. Both articles of clothing have looney toons characters on them
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one of hte toughest looking people I knew at our old apartment had the tiniest, cutest chihuahuah and he LOVED him
we loved the juxtaposition of him with his dog, me, the 5'7" femme-appearing person, with my two dobermans (who were scared of his dog)
we loved the juxtaposition of him with his dog, me, the 5'7" femme-appearing person, with my two dobermans (who were scared of his dog)
so funny how insecure men can't be seen having small dogs. i mean the real mark of a grown man in the first place is not giving a shit about machismo but also you can't walk a terrier, a dog literally bred to murder rats and badgers?? you can't cuddle a corgi? they herd cows 25x their size, my dude
December 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
one of hte toughest looking people I knew at our old apartment had the tiniest, cutest chihuahuah and he LOVED him
we loved the juxtaposition of him with his dog, me, the 5'7" femme-appearing person, with my two dobermans (who were scared of his dog)
we loved the juxtaposition of him with his dog, me, the 5'7" femme-appearing person, with my two dobermans (who were scared of his dog)
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if you want to have a Conversation that is about giving me thousands of dollars, hmu. otherwise i am busy
i do not think i have answered a text/dm/message/anything to anyone i might possibly have to have a Conversation with in weeks
December 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
if you want to have a Conversation that is about giving me thousands of dollars, hmu. otherwise i am busy
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we’ve got the guy who tells you how AI fucked your wife, another guy who tells you how AI took your job, a third guy who tells you how AI killed your kid, and at some point a fourth guy will come along to reveal those other 3 guys are all AI too!
December 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
we’ve got the guy who tells you how AI fucked your wife, another guy who tells you how AI took your job, a third guy who tells you how AI killed your kid, and at some point a fourth guy will come along to reveal those other 3 guys are all AI too!
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bluesky v1.113 is now live 🎉
we’re launching fax family, a feature that will automatically send a fax of everything you post to any family members you haven’t spoken to in over a year.
we’re launching fax family, a feature that will automatically send a fax of everything you post to any family members you haven’t spoken to in over a year.
December 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
bluesky v1.113 is now live 🎉
we’re launching fax family, a feature that will automatically send a fax of everything you post to any family members you haven’t spoken to in over a year.
we’re launching fax family, a feature that will automatically send a fax of everything you post to any family members you haven’t spoken to in over a year.
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more like brigitte barfdo
December 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
more like brigitte barfdo
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poly terminology is irredeemably cringe. compare metamour, comet partner, polycule to mistress. scandal. torrid affair
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
poly terminology is irredeemably cringe. compare metamour, comet partner, polycule to mistress. scandal. torrid affair
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it’s true & @theia.gay did win Die On This Hill with her hot take that A Sexy Little Crop Top was invented by Shitposting
featuring @erinyes.diy , & @heraldoftherazgriz.bsky.social
Die On This Hill board game by @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com!!
featuring @erinyes.diy , & @heraldoftherazgriz.bsky.social
Die On This Hill board game by @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com!!
December 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
it’s true & @theia.gay did win Die On This Hill with her hot take that A Sexy Little Crop Top was invented by Shitposting
featuring @erinyes.diy , & @heraldoftherazgriz.bsky.social
Die On This Hill board game by @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com!!
featuring @erinyes.diy , & @heraldoftherazgriz.bsky.social
Die On This Hill board game by @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com!!
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it’s call HAVING ANXIETY
Is there a term for when your friend isn't texting you back but is posting on social media
December 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
it’s call HAVING ANXIETY
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you got me. 7 whole figures to do this shit 😄 cozy $0,000,000.00 per month! used to be on the bigfoot truth suppression beat but that paid shit in comparison, and nobody cares about the greys anymore so that whole team got laid off years ago. shame cuz they were actually union i think
December 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
you got me. 7 whole figures to do this shit 😄 cozy $0,000,000.00 per month! used to be on the bigfoot truth suppression beat but that paid shit in comparison, and nobody cares about the greys anymore so that whole team got laid off years ago. shame cuz they were actually union i think
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Moneyball is still One of my favorite movies 😭
December 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Moneyball is still One of my favorite movies 😭
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read later list
Here's a short story I wrote which found a home in a fantastic Christian magazine. I'm not Christian but I studied to be one and I've had a fascination with Kierkegaard's Fear and Trembling since I was 20. Here's a Magical Realism take on the nature of true faith.
December 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
read later list
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jeremy by pearl jam is a song about biting titties
December 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
jeremy by pearl jam is a song about biting titties
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every few years we try to reinvent four loko from first principles
December 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
every few years we try to reinvent four loko from first principles
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