teedy
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fuck cops
MINIONS DNI
lotta people call me teddy. lotta people don’t.
birthday/boy || ace-y || ☭
allan of the barbie bubble
Tightpussy4President/Bsky Board campaign manager
@/teddydothroar on 🐣
@/teedy.txt on discord
cap hill, sea by way of H-tine
MINIONS DNI
lotta people call me teddy. lotta people don’t.
birthday/boy || ace-y || ☭
allan of the barbie bubble
Tightpussy4President/Bsky Board campaign manager
@/teddydothroar on 🐣
@/teedy.txt on discord
cap hill, sea by way of H-tine
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@reply.guyfieri.info
· Jan 26
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my partner asked why the house smelled like hippies, and I very seriously said "god gives his dankiest weed to his strongest soldiers". living with me is...very annoying 😎
February 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
my partner asked why the house smelled like hippies, and I very seriously said "god gives his dankiest weed to his strongest soldiers". living with me is...very annoying 😎
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sorry for how many barely clothed selfies ive been posting ive just been so proud of how toned im getting
February 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
sorry for how many barely clothed selfies ive been posting ive just been so proud of how toned im getting
this is so east texas/western Louisiana coded
My sister is at her man’s house and she found this in his snack stash. Y’all eating this?
February 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
this is so east texas/western Louisiana coded
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im evil as fuck ok. im fucking scheming and shit
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 PM
im evil as fuck ok. im fucking scheming and shit
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@hillaryclinton.bsky.social your pedophile husband tried to deport me when I was 5 btw. Nonetheless, I am still here and alive. That is a small victory against the mass violence that is deportation. Cope and seethe, lady.
This is exactly why many of us who saw your party victimize our loved ones will never humor you again. Fuck the democrats as well.
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
@hillaryclinton.bsky.social your pedophile husband tried to deport me when I was 5 btw. Nonetheless, I am still here and alive. That is a small victory against the mass violence that is deportation. Cope and seethe, lady.
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Anyway last shift at this fuckass job ✌️
February 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Anyway last shift at this fuckass job ✌️
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guy who puts mr bungle on during sex
February 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
guy who puts mr bungle on during sex
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As a new Englander it is my right to tell anyone that they do not understand the cold. As a gentleman it is my burden to abstain.
February 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
As a new Englander it is my right to tell anyone that they do not understand the cold. As a gentleman it is my burden to abstain.
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fellas if u have the lip filler hog hmu i just wanna chat about ur penis
i mean like good for those boys and i would be very interested in seeing one of those hogs for purely scientific purposes, but also this is a little ridiculous!!!
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
fellas if u have the lip filler hog hmu i just wanna chat about ur penis
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Job was a lolcow for The Lord. A noble and important vocation.
November 11, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Job was a lolcow for The Lord. A noble and important vocation.
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fuck the german spies who sabotaged the development of television by burning this temple of industry down
February 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
fuck the german spies who sabotaged the development of television by burning this temple of industry down
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cw: dead animal
i went for a walk and came across a dead raccoon on the side of the road with a pack of cigarettes laying beside her. i was gonna be sad because dead little guy but my first thought was "omg cigs were her loot drop 😢"
i went for a walk and came across a dead raccoon on the side of the road with a pack of cigarettes laying beside her. i was gonna be sad because dead little guy but my first thought was "omg cigs were her loot drop 😢"
February 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
cw: dead animal
i went for a walk and came across a dead raccoon on the side of the road with a pack of cigarettes laying beside her. i was gonna be sad because dead little guy but my first thought was "omg cigs were her loot drop 😢"
i went for a walk and came across a dead raccoon on the side of the road with a pack of cigarettes laying beside her. i was gonna be sad because dead little guy but my first thought was "omg cigs were her loot drop 😢"
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You’re telling me this athlon is bi??
February 15, 2026 at 3:32 AM
You’re telling me this athlon is bi??
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can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
February 14, 2026 at 8:23 AM
can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
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im getting drunk
February 15, 2026 at 3:33 AM
im getting drunk
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i miss the old uk, straight from the 'go uk
chop up the map uk, explore the gap uk
i hate the new uk, the bad mood uk
the always rude uk, terf in the news uk
i miss the steam uk, the crystal palace uk
i gotta say at that time i'd like to meet uk
chop up the map uk, explore the gap uk
i hate the new uk, the bad mood uk
the always rude uk, terf in the news uk
i miss the steam uk, the crystal palace uk
i gotta say at that time i'd like to meet uk
my worst opinion is that now that there's a king again, jacob rees-mogg should be pm to really bring the old uk back. he'd do some shit like unveiling a middle east peace plan that involves moving all the palestinians to zimbabwe and attempt to buy hong kong back for two pounds and a crate of opium.
August 17, 2024 at 5:05 PM
i miss the old uk, straight from the 'go uk
chop up the map uk, explore the gap uk
i hate the new uk, the bad mood uk
the always rude uk, terf in the news uk
i miss the steam uk, the crystal palace uk
i gotta say at that time i'd like to meet uk
chop up the map uk, explore the gap uk
i hate the new uk, the bad mood uk
the always rude uk, terf in the news uk
i miss the steam uk, the crystal palace uk
i gotta say at that time i'd like to meet uk
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its rad pc gamer went this far, now lets take it a bit further and talk about how discord is putting people who don't give id in the same group as children. discord has heavy ties to roblox, and is equally culpable in an industrial scale child sex and labor ring that would make ghislaine blush
it's 2026. PC Gamer is doing journalism while actual news outlets post more transphobia. a sandwich costs $16 or five easy payments of $5 with SandoLoan
Oh, good: Discord's age verification rollout has ties to Palantir co-founder and panopticon architect Peter Thiel
Discord is "experimenting" with an age authentication vendor whose major investors include Thiel's Founders Fund.
www.pcgamer.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:32 AM
its rad pc gamer went this far, now lets take it a bit further and talk about how discord is putting people who don't give id in the same group as children. discord has heavy ties to roblox, and is equally culpable in an industrial scale child sex and labor ring that would make ghislaine blush
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for $2.99 i’ll doff my cap
February 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
for $2.99 i’ll doff my cap
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happy vALANWAKEntine's day (yes i am streaming!)
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February 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
happy vALANWAKEntine's day (yes i am streaming!)
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katherine tightpussy in Roots
February 13, 2024 at 3:28 AM
katherine tightpussy in Roots
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kissing womens in the bass zone
February 15, 2026 at 12:04 AM
kissing womens in the bass zone
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“Aides said [Trump] talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that prompted Chief of Staff John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter.” —Miles Taylor, who worked for the first Trump Administration.
February 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
“Aides said [Trump] talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that prompted Chief of Staff John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter.” —Miles Taylor, who worked for the first Trump Administration.