Reese Wallace
@reesewallace.com
My pappy was a pistol, I'm a son of a gun
Looks and sounds like Schitt's Creek cutaway gag. "Remember David's brief turn as a Greek pop star?"
🇬🇷 Ferto! Akylas will Sing for Greece at Eurovision 2026
#Eurovision #ESC2026 #UnitedByMusic #eurovisiongr
#Eurovision #ESC2026 #UnitedByMusic #eurovisiongr
Ferto! Akylas will Sing for Greece at Eurovision 2026
Sing for Greece 2026 was held tonight with 14 finalists fighting for the throne. The Greek representative at the Eurovision Song Contest 2026 will be Akylas with the song "Ferto"
eurovisionworld.com
February 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Looks and sounds like Schitt's Creek cutaway gag. "Remember David's brief turn as a Greek pop star?"
@edsbs.bsky.social, did you see that the Mighty Khan has an heir in his kingdom?
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 11:57 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social, did you see that the Mighty Khan has an heir in his kingdom?
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
In which @channel6.bsky.social discusses Cairn, a game where doing mushrooms and licking toads makes mountain climbing easier.
This game repeatedly made me throw my controller in a way historically reserved for my older brother winning on a blocked 2-point conversion in NCAA 06.
10/10 - No Notes
This game repeatedly made me throw my controller in a way historically reserved for my older brother winning on a blocked 2-point conversion in NCAA 06.
10/10 - No Notes
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
In which @channel6.bsky.social discusses Cairn, a game where doing mushrooms and licking toads makes mountain climbing easier.
This game repeatedly made me throw my controller in a way historically reserved for my older brother winning on a blocked 2-point conversion in NCAA 06.
10/10 - No Notes
This game repeatedly made me throw my controller in a way historically reserved for my older brother winning on a blocked 2-point conversion in NCAA 06.
10/10 - No Notes
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White grandpa seeing two guys grind on each other on a F-100
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
White grandpa seeing two guys grind on each other on a F-100
I've seen a lot of Master & Commander so I'll go with 1B.
February 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I've seen a lot of Master & Commander so I'll go with 1B.
White smoke was seen over the I-4 Eyesore, Orlando has a new Pope.
February 4, 2026 at 12:03 AM
White smoke was seen over the I-4 Eyesore, Orlando has a new Pope.
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
The show Shrinking is unrealistic because almost no one stops what they're doing when they see Harrison Ford to ask "who is that hot old man?"
February 1, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The show Shrinking is unrealistic because almost no one stops what they're doing when they see Harrison Ford to ask "who is that hot old man?"
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STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
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"If we have to hunt you down, the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will find your identities. We will find you. We will achieve justice. And we will do so under the Constitution and laws of the United States."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ft1...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ft1...
Philly DA vows to prosecute ‘wannabe Nazi' ICE agents who violate the law
YouTube video by NBC10 Philadelphia
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:50 AM
"If we have to hunt you down, the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will find your identities. We will find you. We will achieve justice. And we will do so under the Constitution and laws of the United States."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ft1...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ft1...
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We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?
January 29, 2026 at 1:30 AM
We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?
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REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 AM
REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
The way I eat since starting ADHD Meds has no bearing in the reality I occupied for the previous 37 years.
Did you know you don't have to finish a plate of food?
Did you know you don't have to finish a plate of food?
January 27, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The way I eat since starting ADHD Meds has no bearing in the reality I occupied for the previous 37 years.
Did you know you don't have to finish a plate of food?
Did you know you don't have to finish a plate of food?
I actively avoid getting interested in things like audio quality because I don't think my personality is well-built enough to bear that much extra pedantry while maintaining human relationships.
I'm bad enough at the latter already.
I'm bad enough at the latter already.
January 26, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I actively avoid getting interested in things like audio quality because I don't think my personality is well-built enough to bear that much extra pedantry while maintaining human relationships.
I'm bad enough at the latter already.
I'm bad enough at the latter already.
All the rightwing dorks love AI but aren't even consulting Hitchbot about this plan?
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 1:44 PM
All the rightwing dorks love AI but aren't even consulting Hitchbot about this plan?
Every @cinenerdle2.app battle is just a race between me trying to get to a 90's romcom and a film bro trying to get to some bleak Danish nightmare fuel.
January 20, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Every @cinenerdle2.app battle is just a race between me trying to get to a 90's romcom and a film bro trying to get to some bleak Danish nightmare fuel.
New "cellar door" just dropped
did not know Danton was a Krang!
January 20, 2026 at 5:44 PM
New "cellar door" just dropped
My wife was trying to pull Patrick Wilson's name and called him "Barbra Streisand's friend from Watchmen" because I've made her watch this clip too many times.
Barbra Streisand with Patrick Wilson - Loving You (Official Video) ft. Patrick Wilson
YouTube video by barbrastreisandVEVO
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 1:01 AM
My wife was trying to pull Patrick Wilson's name and called him "Barbra Streisand's friend from Watchmen" because I've made her watch this clip too many times.
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Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting
Statistically, there must be a minor population of American thirty-somethings who have seen precisely two Adèle Exarchopoulos movies: Blue Is The Warmest Color and Inside Out 2.
January 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Statistically, there must be a minor population of American thirty-somethings who have seen precisely two Adèle Exarchopoulos movies: Blue Is The Warmest Color and Inside Out 2.
Do you think Luke Wilson and Billy Bob Thornton have ever passed each other whilst talking about their favorite phone companies in a big empty field?
January 11, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Do you think Luke Wilson and Billy Bob Thornton have ever passed each other whilst talking about their favorite phone companies in a big empty field?
The Dimness
They believe in a thing called like.
They believe in a thing called like.
Slightly diminish a band
And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Slightly Injured
And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Slightly Injured
Slightly diminish a band
Frankie Goes To Reseda
Frankie Goes To Reseda
January 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
The Dimness
They believe in a thing called like.
They believe in a thing called like.
Obviously, Coach Cignetti is a great story, but I don't think enough of Indiana's success is being credited to what I call the @homefield.bsky.social effect.
January 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Obviously, Coach Cignetti is a great story, but I don't think enough of Indiana's success is being credited to what I call the @homefield.bsky.social effect.